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I just got a postcard in the mail from the city saying I can only water my yard on Mondays before 10am and after 7pm due to a water shortage. It's funny, in the desert we never had trouble with water shortages. :blink:

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I just got a postcard in the mail from the city saying I can only water my yard on Mondays before 10am and after 7pm due to a water shortage. It's funny, in the desert we never had trouble with water shortages. :blink:

 

 

When I lived in Denver there was a water shortage one year.

I remember they had laws very similar to what you have going on there.

I seem to remember there being a story of a guy who ran a car wash business from his house and I think he had to get some kind of permit from the city saying he could use more water.

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Just started work...it's hot..these fans are a waste of time ...(Wish they would shut up singing my name too...I can't concentrate!)

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I am watching Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals...

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Australia kicked Japan's ass last night in the world cup match.

Ass kicking contests now eh? Whatever next? :blink:

 

Scrotum kicking contests, perhaps?

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Australia kicked Japan's ass last night in the world cup match.

Ass kicking contests now eh? Whatever next? :blink:

 

Scrotum kicking contests, perhaps?

 

 

OUCH!!!!!

 

'if it's almost a sport....we have it here on espn 8 - the ocho!' :crazy:

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Australia kicked Japan's ass last night in the world cup match.

Ass kicking contests now eh? Whatever next? :blink:

 

Scrotum kicking contests, perhaps?

 

 

OUCH!!!!!

 

'if it's almost a sport....we have it here on espn 8 - the ocho!' :crazy:

 

 

 

 

There's a movie for it to, it's called "JACKASS" - the movie.

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I got 5 pairs of those Groucho nose & glasses thingys for everyone to wear at our next video conference.

 

Then the following week, we'll all be wearing clown noses.

 

Then the week after that, we're wearing viking helmets.

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I bought a one pound hunk of butter at the grocery. Hope it will be ok...

 

Yes.....I'm a princess and I'm used to the individual sticks...lol

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I bought a one pound hunk of butter at the grocery. Hope it will be ok...

 

Yes.....I'm a princess and I'm used to the individual sticks...lol

 

You know my address, FedEx it to me and I'll slice that baby up into four equal parts for ya. BTW have you had anyone out to get that pea out from under you mattress? ;)

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I found some dust bunnies under my bed. I tried feeding them carrots, but they wouldn't eat 'em.

 

On a different note...MJ, if you need some ideas on how to put that butter to good use...uh, ask Geoff. :butt:

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I found some dust bunnies under my bed. I tried feeding them carrots, but they wouldn't eat 'em.

 

On a different note...MJ, if you need some ideas on how to put that butter to good use...uh, ask Geoff. :butt:

 

 

Dust bunnies will only eat Celery, it's a scientific fact.

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I found some dust bunnies under my bed. I tried feeding them carrots, but they wouldn't eat 'em.

 

On a different note...MJ, if you need some ideas on how to put that butter to good use...uh, ask Geoff. :butt:

 

 

Dust bunnies will only eat Celery, it's a scientific fact.

I heard that, but you see, my wife's cat is named Celery, and if the dust bunnies ate Celery, I'm afraid my wife would no longer be open to the alternate uses for butter I was alluding to earlier...

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I found some dust bunnies under my bed. I tried feeding them carrots, but they wouldn't eat 'em.

 

On a different note...MJ, if you need some ideas on how to put that butter to good use...uh, ask Geoff. :butt:

 

 

Dust bunnies will only eat Celery, it's a scientific fact.

I heard that, but you see, my wife's cat is named Celery, and if the dust bunnies ate Celery, I'm afraid my wife would no longer be open to the alternate uses for butter I was alluding to earlier...

 

 

 

I understand now.

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