Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse

[All Nights Reserved]

....I'm starting to feel sorry for this woman.....lets hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread...

 

I dunno... she seems OK with it in this video clip.

 

 

[Dark Star]

....I'm starting to feel sorry for this woman.....lets hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread...

 

I dunno... she seems OK with it in this video clip.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H72oHTRuBxs

 

 

Ok ok that is SO wrong.. Yet SO damn funny!!!!!

[HERBROCKS]

I was never aware of her until LA STORY, and she was pretty cute in that. However, for the past 10 years or so I am so sick of seing her face EVERYWHERE, she is apparently a role model for plain looking aging women everywhere.

 

And when did they start letting ANYONE be a Covergirl spokeswoman? When I was younger, they had to be fine. Now it seems like the avoid attractive women on purpose..

[Fat Freddy]

separated at birth?

 

[KarpetRydOFunk]

separated at birth?

 

I'm actually more afraid of the freak on the left.

[JamesEagle]

separated at birth?

 

I'm actually more afraid of the freak on the left.

 

...and more attracted to the one on the right?

[KarpetRydOFunk]

separated at birth?

 

I'm actually more afraid of the freak on the left.

 

...and more attracted to the one on the right?

What are suggesting? It's not gay if I put a wig on it...

Oh, wait...

[Evil Rick]

separated at birth?

 

I think he looks more like Nancy Pelosi...

 

[JamesEagle]

separated at birth?

 

I think he looks more like Nancy Pelosi...

 

 

Never thought I'd say this, but there's a woman uglier than SJP! Who on earth is she? Nah, on second thoughts don't tell me, I never want to see her again. I reckon Eddie is a far better looker than either of them.

 

Here's my gallery of horrors:

 

 

 

 

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

GAAAAAAAH SWEET JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! BRING BACK SARAH JESSICA PARKER, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!

[JamesEagle]

 

GAAAAAAAH SWEET JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! BRING BACK SARAH JESSICA PARKER, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!

 

[Captain Howdy]

Theres a line on an episode of Mock the week where Frankie Boyle says SJP is either a very ugly woman, or a very beautiful seahorse.

[Geoff]

This thread creates smiles on my face.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

This thread creates smiles on my face.

Who knew Sarah Jessica Parker would be source of my laughter, today? This shit's hilarious!

[phaffas]

 

GAAAAAAAH SWEET JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! BRING BACK SARAH JESSICA PARKER, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!

I think i just vomited in my mouth...

[Clutch]

This thread creates smiles on my face.

 

More like tears in my eyes. I'm laughing my ass off!!!!

[JamesEagle]

All this thread needs is a photo of:

 

And on the theme of plastic surgery, how's this for a before and after:

 

Before:

(Small and old pic, but there aren't many 'before' pics around.)

 

After:

[Fat Freddy]

All this thread needs is a photo of:

 

Good Lord! Who (or WHAT) the f**k is that??

 

These pix are actually starting to make Sarah Jessica Parker look GOOD!

[JamesEagle]

 

Good Lord! Who (or WHAT) the f**k is that??

 

These pix are actually starting to make Sarah Jessica Parker look GOOD!

 

That rich American woman who has spent stupid amounts of money on loads and loads of plastic surgery. How bad can she have looked to start with?

[KarpetRydOFunk]

All this thread needs is a photo of:

 

Good Lord! Who (or WHAT) the f**k is that??

 

These pix are actually starting to make Sarah Jessica Parker look GOOD!

I just ran through the house turning all the lights on. I don't care that it's morning and the sun is already on the rise, I'm not taking any chances. I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

[Evil Rick]

And on the theme of plastic surgery, how's this for a before and after:

 

Before:

(Small and old pic, but there aren't many 'before' pics around.)

 

After:

Leslie Ash was sooo darn cute before her ill-fated decision to get her lips injected. She had a bad reaction and now looks the way she does. Too bad.

[Nelson]

Now tell me if the heavyharmonies board is dead? This is exactly what we need to keep this board alive. I have to admit, I have been unfaithful, have been active in an advertising site lately but on this one - I just have to give my two thumbs up approval.

[JamesEagle]

 

I just ran through the house turning all the lights on. I don't care that it's morning and the sun is already on the rise, I'm not taking any chances. I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

 

 

I just know the next time the missus is up for some action I won't be able to get these images out of my head.

Still, it means I should be able to go all night!