Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse

[Fat Freddy]

It's funny because it's TRUE!!!

 

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

 

 

 

 

Seriously, I have never understood how people could say S.J.P. is attractive. Obviously I'm not alone.

[Dead Planet]

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose...

[JamesEagle]

 

She is so hideous. I have to turn away from the television in horror when she's on. No exaggeration.

[bangerdave]

Some like it horsey style when i prefer it doggy style,at least you you don't have to look at their horse heads then.Giddy up.

[Jeff]

Funny, my dad has always called her "horse face" too...maybe he put up a website...probably not.

[Chris]

I think she is utterly gross. No attractiveness whatsoever. Even naked and bent over.

[Geoff]

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose...

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

[Jeff]

I think she is utterly gross. No attractiveness whatsoever. Even naked and bent over.

 

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

[Jeff]

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose...

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

 

Dear lord, those eyes!

[Jeff]

So does this mean we can tell friends:

 

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says..."

[Evil Rick]

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cdjunky41]

 

I just had tea come out my nose..

Nice one Rick..

 

Actually, I think she looks more like an Ardvark...

[Geoff]

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose...

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

 

Dear lord, those eyes!

Yeah, I agree. She has amazing ti-uh, eyes. Seriously, though, not much about that that isn't just awesome.

 

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHA! Nice one.

[whiplash1972]

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

 

[Geoff]

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

 

 

x 2

[bangerdave]

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose...

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

Damn Geoff that is one fine lookin' woman and not a horse in sight.

[Dave]

 

She is so hideous. I have to turn away from the television in horror when she's on. No exaggeration.

 

Totally agree......she is fuckin' ugly even with 3 inches of make-up on.

She is a fairdinkum river pig !!!!!

[JamesEagle]

Thinking about this (as I wish I wasn't) the horse thing is a bit harsh. I like horses and at no point would a horse make me go, "Ewwwww! My eyes! My eyes!" The foot comparison is much better as I hate feet and they really would make me say "Ewwwww! My eyes! My eyes!" Plus the picture is f***ing hilarious!

[Evil Rick]

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

 

 

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Oh definitely!

[Jeff]

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

 

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

[Chris]

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

 

That's f*cking awesome!! :rofl2:

[Dark Star]

I never did found Sarah Jessicsa Parker attractive.. Not in Square Pegs and certainly not now......

[JamesEagle]

Has anyone seen the South Park episode with SJP in? I think the phrase was, "transvestite donkey witch".

[Dead Planet]

....I'm starting to feel sorry for this woman.....lets hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread...

[Fat Freddy]

....I'm starting to feel sorry for this woman.....lets hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread...

 

I dunno... she seems OK with it in this video clip.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H72oHTRuBxs