Jump to content

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse


Fat Freddy
 Share

Recommended Posts

It's funny because it's TRUE!!! :rofl2:

 

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

 

016.jpg

 

022.jpg

 

032.jpg

 

Seriously, I have never understood how people could say S.J.P. is attractive. Obviously I'm not alone.

:rofl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:agree:

 

She is so hideous. I have to turn away from the television in horror when she's on. No exaggeration. :puking:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think she is utterly gross. No attractiveness whatsoever. Even naked and bent over.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose... :lol:

:lol:

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

emily-scott-bikini-ralph-05.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose... :lol:

:lol:

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

emily-scott-bikini-ralph-05.jpg

 

Dear lord, those eyes!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SarahJessicaParker.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose... :lol:

:lol:

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

emily-scott-bikini-ralph-05.jpg

 

Dear lord, those eyes!

Yeah, I agree. She has amazing ti-uh, eyes. ;) Seriously, though, not much about that that isn't just awesome.

 

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SarahJessicaParker.jpg

HAHA! Nice one. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

68655.jpg

 

:rofl2:

 

:rofl2: x 2

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You'd think she would have had a nose job done by now....of course if she's bent over naked in front of you ...you don't really notice the nose... :lol:

:lol:

 

I have to say, there are probably few who agree more with the fact that this is certainly one unattractive woman. And it pains me to say this, but, I have to admit my wife was watching the box set of 'Sex & The City' the other day, right from the start, and I wandered by the TV when she must have still been quite young and she was wearing some tight outfit and I did actually think - wow, I'd, uh, I'd actually smash that. Story over.

 

So I just searched the net to try and come up with some proof, but was left totally empty-handed. She really is hideous. But on the up side, when I searched 'Sarah Jessica Parker bikini' in Google, I got this:

 

emily-scott-bikini-ralph-05.jpg

Damn Geoff that is one fine lookin' woman and not a horse in sight.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:agree:

 

She is so hideous. I have to turn away from the television in horror when she's on. No exaggeration. :puking:

 

Totally agree......she is fuckin' ugly even with 3 inches of make-up on.

She is a fairdinkum river pig !!!!! :puke:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thinking about this (as I wish I wasn't) the horse thing is a bit harsh. I like horses and at no point would a horse make me go, "Ewwwww! My eyes! My eyes!" The foot comparison is much better as I hate feet and they really would make me say "Ewwwww! My eyes! My eyes!" Plus the picture is f***ing hilarious!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

68655.jpg

 

:rofl2:

 

:rofl2: x 2

Oh definitely! :rofl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You guys laugh all you want, but my buddy was lucky enough to actually SCORE with her when he ran into her one night in Manhattan...

 

 

SarahJessicaParker.jpg

 

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wow... very horse-ish indeed. I always agreed with Peter from Family Guy; she looks like a foot:

 

68655.jpg

 

:rofl2:

That's f*cking awesome!! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Has anyone seen the South Park episode with SJP in? I think the phrase was, "transvestite donkey witch". :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:yikes: ....I'm starting to feel sorry for this woman.....lets hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread...

 

I dunno... she seems OK with it in this video clip. :lol:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H72oHTRuBxs

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.