Fat Freddy Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I seem to have started an unintentional series of Nerd Alert movie threads lately ("Mega Piranha" and "Alien Vs. Ninja") but this one takes the cake, folks. Vivid Video will release "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody," a big budget X-Rated take on the classic "Batman" TV series, later this month. The trailer just hit the net and believe it or not, it's actually pretty damn SFW, for a porno trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU As Robin himself might say, "Holy Ripoff, Batman!!" -- I am AMAZED at how much attention they've paid to capturing the look of the '60s TV show!! It looks like I'll finally realize my boyhood dream of seeing Catwoman and Batgirl unwrapped and doing horrible things on camera. There is a God. I imagine that DC Comics will sh*t a solid gold brick and sic their legal team on this as soon as it hits the streets, if they haven't done so already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Wowser, I haven't really seen a porn movie, as such, since I found the internet. But this one looks interesting. Catwoman and whoever the blond whore in that scene was look very nice. Tori Black and Lexi Bell, perhaps, going off the credit? Hmmm, I'm interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangerdave Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I'm buying tickets for this show,just to see the Bat put it to the Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty. (Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamboraRocks86 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Can't be as bad as 'This Aint Star Trek XXX' xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Rick Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 This...looks...awwwwwsome! :banger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Nights Reserved Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Nice. And even Alexis Texas has a role in it. Gotta see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesEagle Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Looks very interesting. If anyone finds any links to clips from the film, I trust they'll post them here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Time to grease the seats in the theater.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangerdave Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Time to grease the seats in the theater.... That is nasty......I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty. (Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) i am two days late. sorry. pervs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangerdave Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty. (Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) i am two days late. sorry. pervs. Your welcome madam.A lady can arrive late if she so choose's and Widda our titles are Sir Pervs for future reference madam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 i am two days late. sorry. pervs. ...aaaaaand there she is! (tips hat) Now this thread is complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 i am two days late. sorry. pervs. ...aaaaaand there she is! (tips hat) Now this thread is complete. I am so glad i can complete you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiplash1972 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I see in the credits that the Hedgehog himself, mister Ron Jeremy has a part... the Penguin I'm guessing? LOL... *There was a parody back in the 80s starring John Homes and Tom Byron that was similar in its "campiness" to the Batman series: The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132086/ Some funny shit from what I recall.... the quote listed on the IMDB page is priceless: Dickman: [speaks mock Japanese] Throbbin: Holy Ben Wa balls, Dickman! What does that mean? Dickman: I'm not certain, Throbbin. It's something I read on the back of a ginseng box. http://www.badongo.com/vid/420216 NSFW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Star Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Ok I kinda have to see this.> Especially if Batgirl and Catwoman get it on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Seems that Vivid Video has a whole mess of superhero porn parodies in the works... next will be "Superman" and they're talking about doing "Green Hornet" and "Spiderman" too. http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/vivid-creates-superhero-porn-parody-line.html One wonders if the owners of these characters (Marvel, DC, etc.) and their legal teams will have anything to say about these plans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Seems that Vivid Video has a whole mess of superhero porn parodies in the works... next will be "Superman" and they're talking about doing "Green Hornet" and "Spiderman" too. http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/vivid-creates-superhero-porn-parody-line.html One wonders if the owners of these characters (Marvel, DC, etc.) and their legal teams will have anything to say about these plans... I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally.... Well, yeah, but I think they may be treading a rather fine line by using the name "Batman" (even with the "XXX" attached) ... if they'd changed/tweaked the name slightly (i.e. "Batsman," "Ratman" or whatever) then they'd be in the clear, Lord knows porn producers have been doing that for years (i.e. "Muffy the Vampire Layer," "When Larry Ate Sally," Sex Trek: The Next Penetration," "Edward Penishands," etc.) ... by using the "Batman" name it's almost like they're asking to get sued... who knows, maybe that's the whole idea, as it'll draw more attention to their movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally.... Well, yeah, but I think they may be treading a rather fine line by using the name "Batman" (even with the "XXX" attached) ... if they'd changed/tweaked the name slightly (i.e. "Batsman," "Ratman" or whatever) then they'd be in the clear, Lord knows porn producers have been doing that for years (i.e. "Muffy the Vampire Layer," "When Larry Ate Sally," Sex Trek: The Next Penetration," "Edward Penishands," etc.) ... by using the "Batman" name it's almost like they're asking to get sued... who knows, maybe that's the whole idea, as it'll draw more attention to their movie. The free publicity of a lawsuit would sell a ton of DVDs......I still think that that it is legal to use the name Batman in the movie as long as it is a clear parody, if you couldn't then shows like Saturday Night Live would be out of business....of course the rules may be different when porn is involved.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Looks like "Avatar" is the next flick to go through the big budget porn-parody wringer... Hustler Video will release "This Ain't Avatar XXX" in September I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I'm not sure I want my porn stars to be bright blue. I think it'd be, errr, distracting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Haha. That'll be an interesting one. Surely it'll almost be like watching alien sex? Will see how this goes as to how appealing it'll be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted June 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 I wonder if the Avatar-style "blue" coloring of the performers will be done after the fact via computer graphics, or if the actors will be wearing body paint. I would imagine if they used body paint, that stuff would start to come off once certain, er, fluids start flowing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiplash1972 Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 They could kill two birds with one stone and go ahead and film that Smurfs XXX parody (you know you wanna see Smurfette getting gang banged!) while everyone is running around in blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 They could kill two birds with one stone and go ahead and film that Smurfs XXX parody (you know you wanna see Smurfette getting gang banged!) while everyone is running around in blue. Now that's what I call some good thinking. Nice idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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