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BATMAN XXX - The Porn Parody!


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I seem to have started an unintentional series of Nerd Alert movie threads lately ("Mega Piranha" and "Alien Vs. Ninja") but this one takes the cake, folks. Vivid Video will release "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody," a big budget X-Rated take on the classic "Batman" TV series, later this month. The trailer just hit the net and believe it or not, it's actually pretty damn SFW, for a porno trailer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU

 

As Robin himself might say, "Holy Ripoff, Batman!!" -- I am AMAZED at how much attention they've paid to capturing the look of the '60s TV show!! It looks like I'll finally realize my boyhood dream of seeing Catwoman and Batgirl unwrapped and doing horrible things on camera. There is a God. :rofl:

 

I imagine that DC Comics will sh*t a solid gold brick and sic their legal team on this as soon as it hits the streets, if they haven't done so already. :lol:

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Wowser, I haven't really seen a porn movie, as such, since I found the internet. :lol: But this one looks interesting. Catwoman and whoever the blond whore in that scene was look very nice. Tori Black and Lexi Bell, perhaps, going off the credit? Hmmm, I'm interested. :)

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Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty.

 

(Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) :whistle:

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Looks very interesting. If anyone finds any links to clips from the film, I trust they'll post them here? :D

 

:quagmire:

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Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty.

 

(Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) :whistle:

 

 

 

i am two days late. sorry. pervs.

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Dare we hope for a girl-girl scene with Catwoman and Batgirl? Mmmmmm. Here kitty kitty.

 

(Waits for Widda to show up and tell us we're all pervs) :whistle:

 

 

 

i am two days late. sorry. pervs.

Your welcome madam.A lady can arrive late if she so choose's and Widda our titles are Sir Pervs for future reference madam. :lol:

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i am two days late. sorry. pervs.

 

 

...aaaaaand there she is! (tips hat) Now this thread is complete. :lol:

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i am two days late. sorry. pervs.

 

 

...aaaaaand there she is! (tips hat) Now this thread is complete. :lol:

 

 

I am so glad i can complete you guys.

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I see in the credits that the Hedgehog himself, mister Ron Jeremy has a part... the Penguin I'm guessing? LOL...

 

*There was a parody back in the 80s starring John Homes and Tom Byron that was similar in its "campiness" to the Batman series:

 

The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132086/

 

Some funny shit from what I recall.... the quote listed on the IMDB page is priceless:

 

Dickman: [speaks mock Japanese]

Throbbin: Holy Ben Wa balls, Dickman! What does that mean?

Dickman: I'm not certain, Throbbin. It's something I read on the back of a ginseng box.

 

http://www.badongo.com/vid/420216 NSFW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Seems that Vivid Video has a whole mess of superhero porn parodies in the works... next will be "Superman" and they're talking about doing "Green Hornet" and "Spiderman" too.

 

http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/vivid-creates-superhero-porn-parody-line.html

 

One wonders if the owners of these characters (Marvel, DC, etc.) and their legal teams will have anything to say about these plans... :lol:

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Seems that Vivid Video has a whole mess of superhero porn parodies in the works... next will be "Superman" and they're talking about doing "Green Hornet" and "Spiderman" too.

 

http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/vivid-creates-superhero-porn-parody-line.html

 

One wonders if the owners of these characters (Marvel, DC, etc.) and their legal teams will have anything to say about these plans... :lol:

 

I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally....

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I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally....

 

Well, yeah, but I think they may be treading a rather fine line by using the name "Batman" (even with the "XXX" attached) ... if they'd changed/tweaked the name slightly (i.e. "Batsman," "Ratman" or whatever) then they'd be in the clear, Lord knows porn producers have been doing that for years (i.e. "Muffy the Vampire Layer," "When Larry Ate Sally," Sex Trek: The Next Penetration," "Edward Penishands," etc.) ... by using the "Batman" name it's almost like they're asking to get sued... who knows, maybe that's the whole idea, as it'll draw more attention to their movie.

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I'm no lawyer but I believe you can make a parody of anyone and anything.....legally....

 

Well, yeah, but I think they may be treading a rather fine line by using the name "Batman" (even with the "XXX" attached) ... if they'd changed/tweaked the name slightly (i.e. "Batsman," "Ratman" or whatever) then they'd be in the clear, Lord knows porn producers have been doing that for years (i.e. "Muffy the Vampire Layer," "When Larry Ate Sally," Sex Trek: The Next Penetration," "Edward Penishands," etc.) ... by using the "Batman" name it's almost like they're asking to get sued... who knows, maybe that's the whole idea, as it'll draw more attention to their movie.

 

The free publicity of a lawsuit would sell a ton of DVDs......I still think that that it is legal to use the name Batman in the movie as long as it is a clear parody, if you couldn't then shows like Saturday Night Live would be out of business....of course the rules may be different when porn is involved.... :lol:

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  • 1 month later...

Looks like "Avatar" is the next flick to go through the big budget porn-parody wringer... Hustler Video will release "This Ain't Avatar XXX" in September

 

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I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I'm not sure I want my porn stars to be bright blue. I think it'd be, errr, distracting.

:rofl:

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Haha. That'll be an interesting one. Surely it'll almost be like watching alien sex? Will see how this goes as to how appealing it'll be.

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I wonder if the Avatar-style "blue" coloring of the performers will be done after the fact via computer graphics, or if the actors will be wearing body paint. I would imagine if they used body paint, that stuff would start to come off once certain, er, fluids start flowing... :puke:

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They could kill two birds with one stone and go ahead and film that Smurfs XXX parody (you know you wanna see Smurfette getting gang banged!) while everyone is running around in blue.

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They could kill two birds with one stone and go ahead and film that Smurfs XXX parody (you know you wanna see Smurfette getting gang banged!) while everyone is running around in blue.

Now that's what I call some good thinking. Nice idea. :)

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