Things Ive learned today

[Geoff]

I say Chaps - Is that Earl Gray or a normal cup of Rosie?

More importantly, where's the milk??? Get it now!

[Blue Charvel]

i learned that most men have taken classes on how to fuck with a girl's head.

We don't need classes, we come pre-loaded with that ability.

 

 

i learned that most men have taken classes on how to fuck with a girl's head.

 

 

i prefer to call it a natural ability.

 

 

 

 

I rest my case.

Scary... and that was unplanned, from opposite ends of the world, within 3 minutes of each other....

[aMetalhead1966]

Oink Oink...

 

I learned that Eric has apparently mastered the art of hog calling today.

 

That's like a rite of passage for us Illinois folk.

....Tis true.... New Jerseites have the Squirrel Call to learn...

 

 

Exactly.

 

Allow me to demonstrate the New Jersey Squirrel Call for ya:

 

"EY YO! F*CKIN SQUIRREL! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA? GIT YER ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!"

[Wotty]

I learned today that my son has broken the credo by stating he likes :

 

Timberland

50 Cent

Craaiigg Daaavid

And other assorted bollocks..

 

 

You may hear the screams in the States..

 

What has he done to me.

[heaven&hell]

I learned today that my son has broken the credo by stating he likes :

 

Timberland

50 Cent

Craaiigg Daaavid

And other assorted bollocks..

 

 

You may hear the screams in the States..

 

What has he done to me.

 

 

Is that what that was? I was assuming there had been a train derailment or something.

[Chris]

I learned today that my son has broken the credo by stating he likes :

 

Timberland

50 Cent

Craaiigg Daaavid

And other assorted bollocks..

 

 

You may hear the screams in the States..

 

What has he done to me.

 

 

Is that what that was? I was assuming there had been a train derailment or something.

I heard the same thing. Thought it was a train in the distance.

[Fat Freddy]

I thought it sounded like the cry of a man whose nuts were being nibbled by rabid weasels.

[heaven&hell]

I thought it sounded like the cry of a man whose nuts were being nibbled by rabid weasels.

 

Maybe they were being nibbled on by those Jersey Squirrels.

[Geoff]

I learned today that my son has broken the credo by stating he likes :

 

Timberland

50 Cent

Craaiigg Daaavid

And other assorted bollocks..

 

 

You may hear the screams in the States..

 

What has he done to me.

Wow, sorry you have to put your son up for adoption, mate. Must be hard.

[Fat Freddy]

I've learned today that Geoff has no idea who Al Sharpton is. Which means he's a lucky man.

[Chris]

I've learned today that Geoff has no idea who Al Sharpton is. Which means he's a lucky man.

I am outraged!!

[Geoff]

I've learned today that Geoff has no idea who Al Sharpton is. Which means he's a lucky man.

I am outraged!!

I'm oblivious!

 

Actually, I'm Geoff. But I'm looking into getting my name changed asap.

[Chris]

I've learned today that Geoff has no idea who Al Sharpton is. Which means he's a lucky man.

I am outraged!!

I'm oblivious!

 

Actually, I'm Geoff. But I'm looking into getting my name changed asap.

But then won't make any sense!!

[Fat Freddy]

I've also learned that Geoff doesn't know who Buckwheat is. But I've set him straight. I live to teach others.

[aMetalhead1966]

I've also learned that Geoff doesn't know who Buckwheat is. But I've set him straight. I live to teach others.

O-Tay.. Buckwheat and Al Sharpton...Geoff is lagging...slacker..

[Geoff]

I've also learned that Geoff doesn't know who Buckwheat is. But I've set him straight. I live to teach others.

O-Tay.. Buckwheat and Al Sharpton...Geoff is lagging...slacker..

I live in a world where my servants speak to me the news they feel I need to hear. If I am dissatisfied with what I hear they will appear later in the day on my dinner plate. I'm guessing they thought Buckwheat and Al Sharpton were insignificant to my style of life.

[aMetalhead1966]

I've also learned that Geoff doesn't know who Buckwheat is. But I've set him straight. I live to teach others.

O-Tay.. Buckwheat and Al Sharpton...Geoff is lagging...slacker..

I live in a world where my servants speak to me the news they feel I need to hear. If I am dissatisfied with what I hear they will appear later in the day on my dinner plate. I'm guessing they thought Buckwheat and Al Sharpton were insignificant to my style of life.

sorry Lord Geoff....

[heaven&hell]

I've learned that Black Friday kind of feels like a Monday after having yesterday off.

[Chris]

I learned that fist fights in Best Buys out west are caused by Widow taking the girls out shopping.

[Geoff]

I learned that if life was really like a box of chocolates I wouldn't really like chocolate anymore.

[Wotty]

I learned today,but I knew all along ,that the monkey that plays the drums in the Cadbury's advert is in fact,a man in a monkey suit Truly shocking...

[heaven&hell]

I learned today,but I knew all along ,that the monkey that plays the drums in the Cadbury's advert is in fact,a man in a monkey suit Truly shocking...

 

 

Maybe it's that S&M wearing drummer from Samson, Thuderstick.

[Wotty]

I learned today,but I knew all along ,that the monkey that plays the drums in the Cadbury's advert is in fact,a man in a monkey suit Truly shocking...

 

 

Maybe it's that S&M wearing drummer from Samson, Thuderstick.

Does he like Cadbury's chocolate then ??

[Chris]

I learned today,but I knew all along ,that the monkey that plays the drums in the Cadbury's advert is in fact,a man in a monkey suit Truly shocking...

 

 

Maybe it's that S&M wearing drummer from Samson, Thuderstick.

Does he like Cadbury's chocolate then ??

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[Wotty]

I've learned today that if you let the enemy get hold of the tv remote,you end up having to watch a load of shite !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!