Let's Discuss Eric Brittingham

[Jez]

Eric Brittingham say man who keeps hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

 

Eric Brittingham say, Hand In Pocket Feeling Cocky!

 

original joke...

 

Eric Brittingham say, Stop typing and get hand back in pocket!!

[SamboraRocks86]

Eric Brittingham say man who keeps hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

 

Eric Brittingham say, Hand In Pocket Feeling Cocky!

 

original joke...

 

Eric Brittingham say, Stop typing and get hand back in pocket!!

 

Eric Brittingham can type with BOTH hands in his pocket

[Fat Freddy]

Eric Brittingham say man who keeps hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

 

Eric Brittingham say, Hand In Pocket Feeling Cocky!

 

original joke...

 

Eric Brittingham say, Stop typing and get hand back in pocket!!

 

Eric Brittingham can type with BOTH hands in his pocket

 

Ooooohhhh!! Good one SR86! +1!!!

[Fat Freddy]

Eric Brittingham's dick is so big it has its own dick. And Eric Brittingham's dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

 

And it can outdrink you.

 

Eric Brittingham's dick's dick once walked into a bar in Thailand and proceeded to drink an entire platoon of U.S. Marines under the table. Then it left and stuck them with the tab.

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham say-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

[Jez]

Eric Brittingham say-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

 

[Glen]

Eric Brittingham say-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

 

 

dude that rocks.

 

Eric Brittingham is all knowing all seeing.

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham say-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

 

 

dude that rocks.

 

Eric Brittingham is all knowing all seeing.

I cannot accept credit for Eric's divine word play..

[Fat Freddy]

Eric Brittingham invented the phrases "It's five o'clock somewhere" and "it's Miller Time." Because wherever Eric Brittingham goes, it is always five o'clock, and therefore it is always Miller Time.

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham is was and always will be!!!

[SamboraRocks86]

Eric Brittingham invented the phrases "It's five o'clock somewhere" and "it's Miller Time." Because wherever Eric Brittingham goes, it is always five o'clock, and therefore it is always Miller Time.

 

with Eric Brittingham, its 5 O' clock even when its half past!

[Geoff]

Eric Brittingham say-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

 

 

dude that rocks.

 

Eric Brittingham is all knowing all seeing.

Never heard that one before. Brilliant. Thanks Eric Brittingham.

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham say-Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

[Fat Freddy]

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Eric Brittingham bite.

 

Eric Brittingham once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

 

Eric Brittingham preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

Eric Brittingham invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl alive and drinking the resulting grey-colored broth.

 

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

 

Eric Brittingham once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little did they know that Eric Brittingham was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

 

Remember the days when Eric Brittingham wasn't so popular, cool, all-powerful and awesome? Me neither.

 

Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Eric Brittingham's sweat.

 

On his high school math tests, Eric Brittingham put down "Violence" for every answer. He got an A+ on every test because Eric Brittingham solves all his problems with Violence.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that someday, Eric Brittingham's PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Eric Brittingham killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Eric Brittingham once bowled three 300 games in one day... without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

[SamboraRocks86]

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Eric Brittingham bite.

 

Eric Brittingham once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

 

Eric Brittingham preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

Eric Brittingham invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl alive and drinking the resulting grey-colored broth.

 

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

 

Eric Brittingham once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little did they know that Eric Brittingham was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

 

Remember the days when Eric Brittingham wasn't so popular, cool, all-powerful and awesome? Me neither.

 

Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Eric Brittingham's sweat.

 

On his high school math tests, Eric Brittingham put down "Violence" for every answer. He got an A+ on every test because Eric Brittingham solves all his problems with Violence.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that someday, Eric Brittingham's PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Eric Brittingham killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Eric Brittingham once bowled three 300 games in one day... without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

 

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

[Chris]

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Eric Brittingham bite.

 

Eric Brittingham once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

 

Eric Brittingham preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

Eric Brittingham invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl alive and drinking the resulting grey-colored broth.

 

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

 

Eric Brittingham once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little did they know that Eric Brittingham was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

 

Remember the days when Eric Brittingham wasn't so popular, cool, all-powerful and awesome? Me neither.

 

Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Eric Brittingham's sweat.

 

On his high school math tests, Eric Brittingham put down "Violence" for every answer. He got an A+ on every test because Eric Brittingham solves all his problems with Violence.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that someday, Eric Brittingham's PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Eric Brittingham killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Eric Brittingham once bowled three 300 games in one day... without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

 

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

And damn near killed the bastard....

[Fat Freddy]

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

 

Damn right he did. And the effect was like drinking an entire keg of Red Bull at once. For one brief shining moment... I WAS TRULY ALIVE DAMN IT!!! MY MELON WAS TWEAKED TO THE Nth POWER!!!

[SamboraRocks86]

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

 

Damn right he did. And the effect was like drinking an entire keg of Red Bull at once. For one brief shining moment... I WAS TRULY ALIVE DAMN IT!!! MY MELON WAS TWEAKED TO THE Nth POWER!!!

 

Eric Brittingham is TRULY ALIVE every day

[Chris]

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

 

Damn right he did. And the effect was like drinking an entire keg of Red Bull at once. For one brief shining moment... I WAS TRULY ALIVE DAMN IT!!! MY MELON WAS TWEAKED TO THE Nth POWER!!!

And then it left you and you were Keef again...

[Fat Freddy]

Eric Brittingham mentally projected this post into Keefs head

 

Damn right he did. And the effect was like drinking an entire keg of Red Bull at once. For one brief shining moment... I WAS TRULY ALIVE DAMN IT!!! MY MELON WAS TWEAKED TO THE Nth POWER!!!

And then it left you and you were Keef again...

 

Yea, but that's OK. I couldn't deal with having that much power all the time. Besides, as wise old Uncle Ben told Peter Parker, "with great power comes great responsibility," and I'm not a big one for responsibility.

[Glen]

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Eric Brittingham bite.

 

Eric Brittingham once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

 

Eric Brittingham preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

Eric Brittingham invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl alive and drinking the resulting grey-colored broth.

 

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

 

Eric Brittingham once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little did they know that Eric Brittingham was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

 

Remember the days when Eric Brittingham wasn't so popular, cool, all-powerful and awesome? Me neither.

 

Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Eric Brittingham's sweat.

 

On his high school math tests, Eric Brittingham put down "Violence" for every answer. He got an A+ on every test because Eric Brittingham solves all his problems with Violence.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that someday, Eric Brittingham's PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Eric Brittingham killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Eric Brittingham once bowled three 300 games in one day... without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

 

Thankyou Eric Brittingham for making my day

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham say..Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

[Geoff]

Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Eric Brittingham bite.

 

Eric Brittingham once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

 

Eric Brittingham preferred VHS to Betamax. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

Eric Brittingham invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl alive and drinking the resulting grey-colored broth.

 

Eric Brittingham was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

 

Eric Brittingham once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little did they know that Eric Brittingham was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

 

Remember the days when Eric Brittingham wasn't so popular, cool, all-powerful and awesome? Me neither.

 

Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Eric Brittingham's sweat.

 

On his high school math tests, Eric Brittingham put down "Violence" for every answer. He got an A+ on every test because Eric Brittingham solves all his problems with Violence.

 

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that someday, Eric Brittingham's PC will crash.

 

Ghosts are actually caused by Eric Brittingham killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

Eric Brittingham once bowled three 300 games in one day... without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Each one is heaven. Thank Eric Brittingham for Eric Brittingham.

[Chris]

Eric Brittingham is the only one alive that can hunt rabbits with an elephant gun...