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I was patting my kitty the other day and I noticed a huge patch with no skin under his cute little right armpit. It looks like the cheeky little fucker has licked that place so many times that he licked his fur right off. Poor like cute fucker. Either way, my girl got a neckbrace/cup/bucket from work to put around his neck. He looks so fuckin' cute, but so fuckin' sad... and he keeps bumping into everything. I'm going to try to post a piccie some time. Fuck he's cute. He licks inside the fuckin' bucket thingy, trying to get to his fur.

 

Please fucking clarify, first you say he had a patch without skin, then you go on to elaborate about how he licked his fur off. What the fuck is the deal with that? Are you deliberaetly fucking with us?

 

Plus, the little fucker sounds really cute... :)

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I fuckin love it when people make assumptions, based on what they think they see or think they know. <_< Here's a fuckin clue: ask me what the fuck is up, rather than running your fuckin mouth. :2up:

 

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Six more fuckin weeks until I get my free weekend in Carmel B) Overdue mini-fuckin-vacation and it can't get here soon enough!

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I fuckin love it when people make assumptions, based on what they think they see or think they know. <_< Here's a fuckin clue: ask me what the fuck is up, rather than running your fuckin mouth. :2up:

 

Although, at times I'm guilty of this -_- I couldn't fuckin' agree with you more!!! :2up:

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :taz:

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Although, at times I'm guilty of this -_- I couldn't fuckin' agree with you more!!! :2up:

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :taz:

 

:bigboom: It's bull-fuckin-cwap when others do it to ya, huh?!

 

I'd rather a fuckin' evening in chocolate pudding, but if a weekend in Caramel works for you, that's cool too. :bananamac:

 

Hey, Chocolate Pudding is da fuckin bomb & I'd pick it over Caramel any fuckin day :bananamac:

 

....free hot fucking sauce??

 

wow.... I thought Keef was fuckin spamming us for a porn site for a second :unsure:

 

 

my bad :blink:

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Although, at times I'm guilty of this -_- I couldn't fuckin' agree with you more!!! :2up:

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :taz:

 

:bigboom: It's bull-fuckin-cwap when others do it to ya, huh?!

 

I'd rather a fuckin' evening in chocolate pudding, but if a weekend in Caramel works for you, that's cool too. :bananamac:

 

Hey, Chocolate Pudding is da fuckin bomb & I'd pick it over Caramel any fuckin day :bananamac:

 

Instant or fuckin' stovetop?

 

On your previous topic, I fuckin' agree. On the other hand other people's stupid-ass assumptions are great fuckin' job security for me.

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Instant or fuckin' stovetop?

 

On your previous topic, I fuckin' agree. On the other hand other people's stupid-ass assumptions are great fuckin' job security for me.

 

Fuckin stovetop, baby! :tumbsup:

 

Assumptions create more fuckin work for me on the job, and when it happens on the personal side.... I have even less fuckin patience for it <_<

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Fuckin' chocolate pudding... fuckin' caramel...you fuckers are making me hungry and it's not fuckin' close to lunch time yet....

 

Add some fuckin' peanut butter and you've got yourself a fuckin' PARRRRRR-TY!!

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Thanx Lees, but I'm sure I can fuckin' muddle thru till fuckin' lunch time... I gots me a chocolate Rice Fuckin' Krispie treat in there!!

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I have a fuckin carmel Reese's peanut butter cup stashed in my desk drawer, in case of a pms emergency.... but you're welcome to fuckin have it, Keef :)

 

Are those any fuckin' good? I've seen them at the store....but never tried one.

 

 

hahaha.....I just broke two fuckin' glasses slammin' dishes in the kitchen. :doh: Back to fuckin' plastic tumblers for MJ.

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Are those any fuckin' good? I've seen them at the store....but never tried one.

 

 

hahaha.....I just broke two fuckin' glasses slammin' dishes in the kitchen. :doh: Back to fuckin' plastic tumblers for MJ.

 

They're ok... they're not as good as the fuckin original, IMFO.

 

Why the fuck are you slammin fuckin dishes around?!?

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Wow...........fuckin' pudding...........and caramel..........ass umptions......and violence and ................and...............................and.......................

 

 

Sheeesh..........y'all are too fucking much for me today!!! :lol:

 

 

Hope your day gets fucking better after lunch!! :drink:

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Sheeesh..........y'all are too fucking much for me today!!! :lol:

 

yanno what they fuckin say.... can't stand the fuckin heat, get... well, you fuckin know :lol:

 

'tay :bluegrab:

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I was patting my kitty the other day and I noticed a huge patch with no skin under his cute little right armpit. It looks like the cheeky little fucker has licked that place so many times that he licked his fur right off. Poor like cute fucker. Either way, my girl got a neckbrace/cup/bucket from work to put around his neck. He looks so fuckin' cute, but so fuckin' sad... and he keeps bumping into everything. I'm going to try to post a piccie some time. Fuck he's cute. He licks inside the fuckin' bucket thingy, trying to get to his fur.

 

Please fucking clarify, first you say he had a patch without skin, then you go on to elaborate about how he licked his fur off. What the fuck is the deal with that? Are you deliberaetly fucking with us?

 

Plus, the little fucker sounds really cute... :)

 

Hey Pete,

 

The cute little fucker did have fur on the spot originally, but it must have been a really itchy spot and the cute little fucker licked it so much he must have licked all the fur off with his cute little sandpaper tongue. Never seen that before, but fuck he's cute.

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Does anybody else not want to fuckin work today?? I say we all pile in our fuckin cars, meet somewhere to have a huge group hug, where I get the middle :lol: Either that, or we could fuckin BBQ or sumthin' & all you musicians get together and give a fuckin mini-concert for us non-talented un-musical types.

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Does anybody else not want to fuckin work today?? I say we all pile in our fuckin cars, meet somewhere to have a huge group hug, where I get the middle :lol: Either that, or we could fuckin BBQ or sumthin' & all you musicians get together and give a fuckin mini-concert for us non-talented un-musical types.

 

That sounds fuckin' GREAT to me Lees. The sun is shinin' out here but it's a little chilly for a fuckin' BBQ tho, how's the fuckin' temperature round your place?

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Does anybody else not want to fuckin work today?? I say we all pile in our fuckin cars, meet somewhere to have a huge group hug, where I get the middle :lol: Either that, or we could fuckin BBQ or sumthin' & all you musicians get together and give a fuckin mini-concert for us non-talented un-musical types.

 

 

 

 

Sounds fucking great to me, I'll leave right now. Where should we meet?

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Tell Geoff to fuckin' pick us up in that fuckin' helicopter you two keep fuckin' talking about, if he's fuckin' finished it yet that is

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