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For fucks sake !!!!!!!

 

What the fuck has rice wine got do with fuckin anything?

It's fuckin' taste.. :puke: Alledgedly !!!

 

I've never fuckin had it but I've seen fuckin pictures of it in fuckin magazines and cook fuckin books

Sake Monthly is the fuckin' mag for you then.... :whistle:

It's pretty fuckin' good actually, but don't try the fuckin' warm ass shit they sell in the hibachi table restaurants, that fuckin' stuff is crap.

But isn't fuckin' sake fuckin' spelt "saki" ? :screwy:

I don't fuckin' think so.

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Stranger than fuckin fiction :yikes:

 

Fuckin' :unsure:

Fuckin' :yikes:

What the fuck are you chumps on about?

No fuckin' clue....

 

 

actually, for fuckin once, non HH related. still fuckin stranger than fiction;)

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Me and Tom have just finished watching fuckin' hours of fuckin' wrestling...

Fuckin' in-laws?

They're out fuckin' shopping with the fuckin' enemy...

 

Fuckin' unusual that !!!!!!!!!!

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Me and Tom have just finished watching fuckin' hours of fuckin' wrestling...

Fuckin' in-laws?

They're out fuckin' shopping with the fuckin' enemy...

 

Fuckin' unusual that !!!!!!!!!!

 

Buying you some fuckin' meat no doubt!

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Me and Tom have just finished watching fuckin' hours of fuckin' wrestling...

Fuckin' in-laws?

They're out fuckin' shopping with the fuckin' enemy...

 

Fuckin' unusual that !!!!!!!!!!

 

Buying you some fuckin' meat no doubt!

No..The new fuckin' Michael McDonald cd.. :banana::banana:

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Me and Tom have just finished watching fuckin' hours of fuckin' wrestling...

Fuckin' in-laws?

They're out fuckin' shopping with the fuckin' enemy...

 

Fuckin' unusual that !!!!!!!!!!

 

Buying you some fuckin' meat no doubt!

No..The new fuckin' Michael McDonald cd.. :banana::banana:

I didn't know there were fuckin' CD's too... all these years I've just been eating Big Macs...

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Me and Tom have just finished watching fuckin' hours of fuckin' wrestling...

Fuckin' in-laws?

They're out fuckin' shopping with the fuckin' enemy...

 

Fuckin' unusual that !!!!!!!!!!

 

Buying you some fuckin' meat no doubt!

No..The new fuckin' Michael McDonald cd.. :banana::banana:

I didn't know there were fuckin' CD's too... all these years I've just been eating Big Macs...

Keep your fuckin' eyes open young Pete... :whistle:

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

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i got laid out on the fuckin floor today, and got my fuckin neck worked on, and i feels like a fuckin million dollars :lol:

 

 

Fucking lucky you. Sure it was just your fucking neck? :lol:

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

And to think...between them...EIGHT FUCKIN' LIMBS!!!!!!!

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

And to think...between them...EIGHT FUCKIN' LIMBS!!!!!!!

 

I forgot the Widow was into fucking limbs. :yikes:

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

And to think...between them...EIGHT FUCKIN' LIMBS!!!!!!!

 

I forgot the Widow was into fucking limbs. :yikes:

 

 

you guys are fucking naughty. and yes jez, it was just my fuckin neck. :lol:

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

And to think...between them...EIGHT FUCKIN' LIMBS!!!!!!!

 

I forgot the Widow was into fucking limbs. :yikes:

 

 

you guys are fucking naughty. and yes jez, it was just my fuckin neck. :lol:

You fucking sure? Neck sex? how does that work then? - a whole new ball game!! ;)

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There’s an approximately 70% chance I’ll be eating an Indian tonight so I'm pretty fucking excited. I hope these girls get their act together and it happens.

Does your wife know??? :whistle:

She’s planning the whole fucking thing. Hopefully.

 

i got laid

Jez, you naughty boy. Or was it Ian?

 

Maybe it was both of them. :gone:

 

 

Fucking edit.

 

What the fuck!! You naughty fuckers. No sandwich for me today, so must have been some other fucker!! :)

And to think...between them...EIGHT FUCKIN' LIMBS!!!!!!!

 

I forgot the Widow was into fucking limbs. :yikes:

 

 

you guys are fucking naughty. and yes jez, it was just my fuckin neck. :lol:

You fucking sure? Neck sex? how does that work then? - a whole new ball game!! ;)

 

 

Keeps my virtue fuckin intact. all sorts of fuckin fun. the neck sex ;)

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Jez is slapping his balls on Widow’s neck as some new kind of sex game? You guys are fucking sick!

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