The F*%K Thread

[Fat Freddy]

Even I'm lost - what the fuck just happened here? Anyone wanna cuddle me to get me through this?

 

 

I was talked into putting up lacy covered semi norkage and promptly took it down after a couple posts. I am sorry you missed the fuck out. maybe I will fuckin put it up again before the X mas season is fuckin over.

 

 

Don't feel bad Geoff. I fuckin' missed out on the lacy covered semi fuckin norkage too

[Widda]

Even I'm lost - what the fuck just happened here? Anyone wanna cuddle me to get me through this?

 

 

I was talked into putting up lacy covered semi norkage and promptly took it down after a couple posts. I am sorry you missed the fuck out. maybe I will fuckin put it up again before the X mas season is fuckin over.

 

 

Don't feel bad Geoff. I fuckin' missed out on the lacy covered semi fuckin norkage too

 

 

I cant fuckin stand to see a grown man cry. take out the fuckin maybe and put in a "I will" put it back up before the season is over. fuckin sheesh

[Wotty]

Michael fuckin' Bolton on the Paul O'Grady show..

 

Walking In A Fuckin' Winter Wonderland...Words fuckin' fail me...It's just too fuckin' sad.

[Nick C]

How the fuckin mighty have fuckin fallen....pandering to fuckin housewives fuckin choice radio.

[Wotty]

How the fuckin mighty have fuckin fallen....pandering to fuckin housewives fuckin choice radio.

He just looked like a fuckin' wedding singer..

[aMetalhead1966]

Fuck It's a gloomy day....

[Wotty]

Fuck It's a gloomy day....

Then fuckin' smile,dance,sing at the top of your voice..Spread a little fuckin' happiness,give away your fuckin' money,put a smile on somebody's fuckin' face.Strive to end the worlds fuckin' misery,become a fuckin' martyr safe in the fuckin' knowledge that the fuckin' people you help Eric, are now fuckin' better-off than you.Is it still a fuckin' gloomy day ???

 

Oh I fuckin'] think not.. Happy fuckin' Chrimbo.

[aMetalhead1966]

Fuck It's a gloomy day....

Then fuckin' smile,dance,sing at the top of your voice..Spread a little fuckin' happiness,give away your fuckin' money,put a smile on somebody's fuckin' face.Strive to end the worlds fuckin' misery,become a fuckin' martyr safe in the fuckin' knowledge that the fuckin' people you help Eric, are now fuckin' better-off than you.Is it still a fuckin' gloomy day ???

 

Oh I fuckin'] think not.. Happy fuckin' Chrimbo.

It's NOT Now...Thanks IAN!!!

[Wotty]

Now the fuckin' Cheeky Girls are on the fuckin' tele....

[Widda]

gee wotty, I thought you were fuckin talkin about me. Btw, thank you for the dancing elves. fuckin hillarious!

[Geoff]

Cheeky girls are always on TV. Anyone watch that 'Cane' show? I don't but I end up catching the last half hour of it every week. Damn there are some fine fuckin' cheeky girls on that one. High fives?

[Chris]

I still have a fuckin' headache, had it the past 3 fuckin' days....

[Geoff]

My cute little Tammy died today. Without question, the cutest kitten ever. Yeah, she was old now and a little worse for wear, but man I wish I had a digital fuckin' camera for back when she was a kitten - I don't know where those photos are now. Cutest little silver tabby ever. I used to call her a snow leopard. As violent as she was cute, though. RIP, Tammy.

[heaven&hell]

My cute little Tammy died today. Without question, the cutest kitten ever. Yeah, she was old now and a little worse for wear, but man I wish I had a digital fuckin' camera for back when she was a kitten - I don't know where those photos are now. Cutest little silver tabby ever. I used to call her a snow leopard. As violent as she was cute, though. RIP, Tammy.

 

 

Sorry to fucking hear about your Cat cousin Geoff.

[Geoff]

My cute little Tammy died today. Without question, the cutest kitten ever. Yeah, she was old now and a little worse for wear, but man I wish I had a digital fuckin' camera for back when she was a kitten - I don't know where those photos are now. Cutest little silver tabby ever. I used to call her a snow leopard. As violent as she was cute, though. RIP, Tammy.

 

 

Sorry to fucking hear about your Cat cousin Geoff.

Thanks mate. I will scratch myself tonight in her memory.

[heaven&hell]

My cute little Tammy died today. Without question, the cutest kitten ever. Yeah, she was old now and a little worse for wear, but man I wish I had a digital fuckin' camera for back when she was a kitten - I don't know where those photos are now. Cutest little silver tabby ever. I used to call her a snow leopard. As violent as she was cute, though. RIP, Tammy.

 

 

Sorry to fucking hear about your Cat cousin Geoff.

Thanks mate. I will scratch myself tonight in her memory.

 

Where's the fucking 'F' word at?

[Geoff]

Whoops - I will scratch my fuckin' self. Deep, so I draw blood. Just like Tammy used to do.

[Jez]

Fuck it's cold - Minus fucking 7 degrees.

[Chris]

Fuck it's cold - Minus fucking 7 degrees.

That is fucking cold....Fucking brrrrrrrr....

[Geoff]

Fuck it's cold - Minus fucking 7 degrees.

Widow, can't you see the poor man's fuckin' freezing?! Please cuddle him. If not I'll have to get Cliff Richards involved again. I think Jez needs some time out from Cliff, though.

[Jez]

Fuck it's cold - Minus fucking 7 degrees.

Widow, can't you see the poor man's fuckin' freezing?! Please cuddle him. If not I'll have to get Cliff Richards involved again. I think Jez needs some time out from Cliff, though.

 

 

Yes - someone come the fuck over and give this poor fucker a nice warm cuddle and a hot toddy - Not that fucking wanker Cliff or Geoff though please.

[& then]

FUCK!!!!!!! Hardly anything seems to be workin' right today! I'm GONZO'D!!!!

[Geoff]

Toddy - I like that term. I think of Noddy who is anything but sexy... like the name. It's a very unsexy reference to sexy women, but I fuckin' like it anyway. Krystal is on the cover of FHM (1 of the 2 biggest Aussie 'Mens Magazines') and Gemma Atkinson is on the cover of RALPH (the other one). Fuckin' toddies there with capital breasts... uh, Ts.

[Jez]

Toddy - I like that term. I think of Noddy who is anything but sexy... like the name. It's a very unsexy reference to sexy women, but I fuckin' like it anyway. Krystal is on the cover of FHM (1 of the 2 biggest Aussie 'Mens Magazines') and Gemma Atkinson is on the cover of RALPH (the other one). Fuckin' toddies there with capital breasts... uh, Ts.

 

 

In reference to Sexy ladies - the word is fucking 'Totty'. A 'Hot Toddy' is fucking warming drink usually containg Alcohol., to warm the old cockles on a cold winters day!! Although thinking about it,a Hot Totty wouldn't be refused either.

[Wotty]

Using fuckin' slang is a fuckin' talent...