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My wife and I are watching the premiere of "Search For The Next Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader" or whatever the fuck it's called on CMT. BEST... FUCKIN...TV SHOW.... EVER...

Holy fuckballs!! I wish I was there. I don't have to see a second of it to know already it's the best fuckin' show ever. Try and post some clips up on Youtube or something, mate. :)

 

Fuckin' ask and ye shall fuckin' receive, G-Man... go here for some pix...

http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/dallas_cowboy...es_photos.jhtml

Thanks Keith, I will review asap. In great fuckin' detail.

 

On a side note... the Cauterize CDs finally a-fucking-rrived!!!!

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I just had lunch, listened to Burn and Cauterize (what a combo, when looking at the meaning of "cauterize" in the dictionary). That was pretty fuckin' cool. Only 3 more hours of pure misery until more coolness, and 3 fuckin' days off.

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Woohoo. Finally looks like am moving house. What a Fucking horrible process that is. Estate Agents should all be lined-up & stoned to death IMO. Harsh, but Fucking fair.

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Woohoo. Finally looks like am moving house. What a Fucking horrible process that is. Estate Agents should all be lined-up & stoned to death IMO. Harsh, but Fucking fair.

 

 

 

I would rather take an ass whoppin once a day and twice on sunday than do a major move again. Fuckin Horrible is right.

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I went outside to cook a hamburger on the fuckin' grill tonight and pfffft! Fuckin' propane tank was fuckin' empty!! :angry:

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They might fucking have those out there on the Left Coast but not here in the real world.

Wanna fuckin bet? :)

 

 

That fucking link didnt do anything for me but I'll take your word for it.

Seriously I don't think mine has that on it. :unsure:

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That fucking link didnt do anything for me but I'll take your word for it.

Seriously I don't think mine has that on it. :unsure:

oops. I think I now fuckin fixed the link in the original post. It's a gauge you put between the fuckin valve & the regulator. Also has emergency flow reduction.

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They might fucking have those out there on the Left Coast but not here in the real world.

Wanna fuckin bet? :)

 

 

That fucking link didnt do anything for me but I'll take your word for it.

Seriously I don't think mine has that on it. :unsure:

Cool now we can really fucking cook with gas!! :whistle:

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Thank Fuck it's the w/e - I couldn't have manged another fucking night of work. Who wants a fucking beer?

Fuckin' MANGED..You speaking fuckin' French again.. :whistle:

 

 

Bien Sur, Putain!!

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They have these fuckin things.... that fuckin tell you the level in your fuckin propane tank:

 

propane.jpg

 

I may have to pick me up one of those fuckers next time I'm in Home Fuckin' Depot.

 

Oh, and to add insult to fuckin' injury last night... I think the CD drive in my fuckin' computer is fuckin' dead. :crying:

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