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It Fucking snowed 7 fuckin inches here today. I'm sick of the fucking white shit! We just had two 50 degree days in a row and it was almost fucking gone and then all sudden, Poof! 7 more fucking inches of the fucking crap!

 

Common Spring!

 

Oh yeah and fucking Hello everyone. :)

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Good fucking morning to everyone.

 

How the fuck is everyone?

Really fucking good now that I see PeterS's sexist poll was NOT fucking real. Had me fucking reeling there for a minute....

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Good fucking morning to everyone.

 

How the fuck is everyone?

 

Pretty fuckin hung over...how are you?

 

Wes... have you not shared my fuckin hangover preventer with Bob?

I guess he didn't. Look at that fucking poor bastard with the hangover. HOW YA DOING OVER THERE BOB!!??

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Good fucking morning to everyone.

 

How the fuck is everyone?

 

Pretty fuckin hung over...how are you?

 

Wes... have you not shared my fuckin hangover preventer with Bob?

I guess he didn't. Look at that fucking poor bastard with the hangover. HOW YA DOING OVER THERE BOB!!??

 

I'm doing a bit fucking better now that I had something to eat. Still real fucking tired.

 

GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN COCK SUCKER OF A FUCKIN SNOW PLOW DRIVER JUST PLOWED MY DRIVEWAY IN. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

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I would so fuckin' tap Halle Berry... it's timely because I saw a fucking add on TV for the 007 movie she's in - it's on TV this week - and I thought to myself, fuck I would tap that... and here she is in the fuck thread... looking like she wants me to tap her. What a fucking rack.

 

Anyway, happy fucking Monday all. Again, it's fucked. Hold on to fucking Sunday again. Next week's will be awesome, though, because I'll be in Port Fucking Macquarie for Sunday and Monday night!!! Fuckin' awesome. 3 day week coming up. :D

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I would so fuckin' tap Halle Berry... it's timely because I saw a fucking add on TV for the 007 movie she's in - it's on TV this week - and I thought to myself, fuck I would tap that... and here she is in the fuck thread... looking like she wants me to tap her. What a fucking rack.

 

It's fucking destiny Geoff for you to fuck Halley Berry.

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Good fucking morning to everyone.

 

How the fuck is everyone?

 

Pretty fuckin hung over...how are you?

 

Wes... have you not shared my fuckin hangover preventer with Bob?

I guess he didn't. Look at that fucking poor bastard with the hangover. HOW YA DOING OVER THERE BOB!!??

 

I'm doing a bit fucking better now that I had something to eat. Still real fucking tired.

 

GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN COCK SUCKER OF A FUCKIN SNOW PLOW DRIVER JUST PLOWED MY DRIVEWAY IN. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

FUUUUCK!!! Track the fucker down and bury him in the fucking snow!!!

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the question is....Is Halle Berry a Limb Fucker?

I'll let you know tomorrow fucking morning.

 

 

In your fucking dreams Cousin Geoff. :lol:

I couldn't have fucking said it any better...

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the question is....Is Halle Berry a Limb Fucker?

I'll let you know tomorrow fucking morning.

 

 

In your fucking dreams Cousin Geoff. :lol:

 

No!!! In Halle's fucking dreams. Right Geoff?

Fucking correct Brother Jason!!!

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the question is....Is Halle Berry a Limb Fucker?

I'll let you know tomorrow fucking morning.

 

 

In your fucking dreams Cousin Geoff. :lol:

 

No!!! In Halle's fucking dreams. Right Geoff?

Fucking correct Brother Jason!!!

 

 

Brother Jason? I thought he was Uncle Jason.

We have one fucked up family around here.....

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the question is....Is Halle Berry a Limb Fucker?

I'll let you know tomorrow fucking morning.

 

 

In your fucking dreams Cousin Geoff. :lol:

 

No!!! In Halle's fucking dreams. Right Geoff?

Fucking correct Brother Jason!!!

 

 

Brother Jason? I thought he was Uncle Jason.

We have one fucked up family around here.....

Y'know, I was going to fucking say Uncle Jason, but we've been fucking brothers for a while too, so I didn't know which one to go the fuck with. There's nothing wrong with having and uncle that's also you're brother, though.

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FUCK! I just spilled fuckin iced tea all over my fuckin' desk!!

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FUCK! I just spilled fuckin iced tea all over my fuckin' desk!!

Sorry Keith, but that fuckin made me laugh. :lol: Just think, as fucked as it is, at least you're not in the fucking office on Monday morning...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He has a FUCKIN point, at least it wasn't Hot Coffee.

 

 

 

I don't wanna FUCKIN go to this FUCKIN meeting i have to go to this morning, I want to stay the FUCK home, and on top of that, it it FUCKING SNOWING!!!!! :2up:

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