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As for Geoff's tree-fucking adventures, I have to ask: did you give up Armadillos for trees? Which are more tender, attentive fuckers?

 

Hey Keith, I have to admit the armadillo is the more tender fucker. Their tongues are just fuckin' mind-blowing and creative. That's not to say I wouldn't branch out into tree fucking again, though.

 

It's Geoff's fault. I think the only thing on earth he hasn't fucked at this point is a sand knat and possibly a fruit loop.

 

What the fuck is a sand knat? I tried to fuck a fruit loop once, but that didn't work for obviously reasons. I tied a loop of loops together once and inserted myself... that was pretty fuckin' awesome.

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'Fuck me in the Goat Ass'.

 

Fuckin' OUCH! Or should I say fuckin' BAAAAAAAA!

 

 

 

Sorry a little Adam Sandler there. (I fucking hope no one actually took that literally, that would almost be as bad as that 'I'd pee in her butt thing from Blabbermouth)

 

Talking goat. Fucking hilarious. One of his best bits.

 

 

Yes it's a fucking classic. I also loved the bit with the valedictorian at the drive in on his 1st cd.

 

'This popcorn tastes like someone jizzed all over it'.

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As for goat fucking... well, that's like, so yesterday. I was engaged to a goat back when I was 18. Apparently she wasn't cool with me milking her as she slept and selling her milk in the Himilayan markets every Sunday fucking morning. She told me that every drop of milk that I sold was like a peice of her heart I was stepping on. Emotional moment in my fucking life, but it all helped build the bridge to where I am now.

 

What the fuck is a sand knat?

 

this is a fuckin sand gnat:

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NICE FUCKING ASS!!!!

 

She is fucking gorgeous! It actually looks a lot like Samantha... an ex-lover of mine also. We had a pretty wild sexual relationship - a lot of biting and not much pentration. It didn't last long because of that. I think in Australia we call that a fuckin' mosquito. Or a fly... or a sand fly. I have never heard of a fucking gnat before. A gat, yeah, I keep one in my fuckin' sock... but a gnat.

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Fuck no, but if you're up to it you can fuckin' come clean up my place when you're fuckin' done with yours. :)

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Fuckin' day off..... :woot:

 

Fuckin' cleanin' house.... :yuck:

 

Any volunteers to come fuckin' help????? :banana::lol:

 

Sorry your on your fucking own. I have a hard enough time fucking doing my chores around our place.

 

:( Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Would it help if I said I clean in the nude??? :lol:

 

 

KIDDING! :banana: I wear a French Maid's uniform....... :lol:

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:( Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Would it help if I said I clean in the nude??? :lol:

 

 

KIDDING! :banana: I wear a French Maid's uniform....... :lol:

 

What's a fucking French Maid's uniform ???

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:( Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Would it help if I said I clean in the nude??? :lol:

 

 

KIDDING! :banana: I wear a French Maid's uniform....... :lol:

 

What's a fucking French Maid's uniform ???

 

Sumthin' fuckin' like this...... L41445.jpg

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Sumthin' fuckin' like this...... L41445.jpg

 

Oooh fuck yes, of course ! I'm fucking stupid ! All the girls, here in France, wear this kind of 'lil fucking lingeries for doing shores (hope it's the correct word) ! Of course LOL ! :lol: Damn it's fucking pretty cute ! :crazy::doh:

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Fuckin'A, MJ, you can come clean my house anytime if you wear THAT fuckin' outfit... of course, my lovely wife might have some fuckin' issues with it... :lol:

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:( Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

 

Would it help if I said I clean in the nude??? :lol:

 

 

KIDDING! :banana: I wear a French Maid's uniform....... :lol:

 

What's a fucking French Maid's uniform ???

 

Sumthin' fuckin' like this...... L41445.jpg

Wow.... I've seen you in a whole new fucking light today!! :lol:

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Fuck, this day is dragging by. Anyone have one of those timespeederupper things?

 

I do, it's called fuckin' caffeine and nicotine. You're free to fuckin' try it if you wanna.

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I took a fucking vacation day today... so I could mow the fucking lawn. How fucked up is that?

 

Getting all the fuckin' chores outta the way before your fuckin' trip to Merrie Olde, eh Pete? Good for you. :)

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I took a fucking vacation day today... so I could mow the fucking lawn. How fucked up is that?

 

Getting all the fuckin' chores outta the way before your fuckin' trip to Merrie Olde, eh Pete? Good for you. :)

 

I'm responsible if nothing else... seems to me I remember not all that fucking long ago, I was just nothing else... but damn, it was fun... :woot:

 

;)

 

I'm fuckin' out of here y'all. Cheers! :drink:

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Peace the fuck out and have a safe fucking flight!

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