The F*%K Thread

[Li§a]

ewwww some'a ya'll fuckin need help!

 

 

[Geoff]

Hey fuckers. What the fuck's up? My fiance and I booked a fuckin' marriage celebrant about 3 fuckin' months back. So here we're sitting all happy we got that sorted, nothing to worry about... stupid fuckin' whorebag send us an email last night telling us she's fuckin' taken another appointment on the day "in good faith" and that she's passed our deposit onto another fuckin' celebrant? What the fuck? This is a reputable, "TV" (As in she's done TV Weddings too) celebrant... and she pulls this fuckin' shit. What the fuck's up with that? Obviously this proves it's no big fuckin' loss, but now we have to find some other fucker. Fuckin' doesn't make me smile... at all.

[JustJason]

Hey fuckers. What the fuck's up? My fiance and I booked a fuckin' marriage celebrant about 3 fuckin' months back. So here we're sitting all happy we got that sorted, nothing to worry about... stupid fuckin' whorebag send us an email last night telling us she's fuckin' taken another appointment on the day "in good faith" and that she's passed our deposit onto another fuckin' celebrant? What the fuck? This is a reputable, "TV" (As in she's done TV Weddings too) celebrant... and she pulls this fuckin' shit. What the fuck's up with that? Obviously this proves it's no big fuckin' loss, but now we have to find some other fucker. Fuckin' doesn't make me smile... at all.

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That's pretty fucking fucked. Wedding will be all the fucking better for losing the fucking chick.

[Li§a]

Wedding will be all the fucking better for losing the fucking chick.

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Just so you're fuckin clear; he means the fuckin celebrant, not the fiancee.

[JustJason]

Wedding will be all the fucking better for losing the fucking chick.

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Just so you're fuckin clear; he means the fuckin celebrant, not the fiancee.

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Abso fucking lutely. Thanks chicky. I could have really fucking put my foot in my mouth.

[Geoff]

Thats for fuckin' clearing that up y'all. Yeah, got to fuckin' agree. It's probably best she's fucked off, but I hate hassles. They hassle me and make me fuckin' angry. Anger and I do not gel well.

[Geoff]

This fucking celbrant I was talking about yesterday turned out to be a real fuckin' troll. She told us yesterday that we'd not be getting our fuckin' refund back. Well, I fired off a fuckin' rocket to her last night, and my mum also intervened (as it was actually her deposit) and the fuckin' mole has agreed to "reluctantly" return the deposit. Fuckin' whorebag cancels/double-books on us, passes us onto another celebrant we know nothing of and expects us to pay her $150 for that? What the fuck?! Man I'm glad we got rid of this fucken trollop.

[Li§a]

That's the way! Good fuckin riddance to that pantload!

[Li§a]

none of you had anything to fuckin say for two fuckin days?

[Doksdad]

I just never check this Fuckin' thread. Happy Fuckin' Friday night to you too Lisa!!!

[Li§a]

woo-fuckin-hoo!!! Happy fuckin Friday night!

[JustJason]

Nice fucking props!!!

 

Anyone?

[Doksdad]

Nice fucking props!!!

 

Anyone?

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No Props but I will give ya a Fuckin' Hoo Ha. Hoo Ha!!!

[Li§a]

fucking props?

[JustJason]

fucking props? 

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It's a quote from a movie. I will wait a day or so to see if anyone knows it.

[Li§a]

It's a quote from a movie. I will wait a day or so to see if anyone knows it.

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ooooh now I fuckin get it

 

..and watch your fuckin language, btw

[JustJason]

It's a quote from a movie. I will wait a day or so to see if anyone knows it.

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ooooh now I fuckin get it

 

..and watch your fuckin language, btw

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Soooooooo Fucking Sorry!!

[Li§a]

Happy fuckin Saturday night!

[Doksdad]

Fuckin' A!!!!! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!!!

[Li§a]

you fuckin betcha!! and I'm fuckin goin out in about an hour

[Doksdad]

I am already back from going out. Supper and a few beers. I'm old. But Fun!!

[Li§a]

I am already back from going out.  Supper and a few beers.  I'm old. But Fun!! 

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How many fuckin times do I have to tell people to watch their fuckin language in here??

 

I'm fuckin older... and fuckin funner But I'll fuckin crash & burn by 11

[Doksdad]

I can fuckin' at least make it to 11:30 pm!!! Sometimes

[Li§a]

hee hee I fuckin can't all the time... this fuckin weekend is different.

NO FUCKIN RAIN!

[Doksdad]

Fuck the Rain. Bring on the Fuckin' Sun :sun: