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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

Whatever you do, do not lick them. That's what killed George's fiancee on "Seinfeld".

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

Whatever you do, do not lick them. That's what killed George's fiancee on "Seinfeld".

 

Licking envelopes - How absolutely disgusting Chris. I will save my tongue for other past times I think!

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

Whatever you do, do not lick them. That's what killed George's fiancee on "Seinfeld".

 

Licking envelopes - How absolutely disgusting Chris. I will save my tongue for other past times I think!

What if your girl was named "Envelope"? Would you not lick her? :whistle:

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

Whatever you do, do not lick them. That's what killed George's fiancee on "Seinfeld".

 

Licking envelopes - How absolutely disgusting Chris. I will save my tongue for other past times I think!

What if your girl was named "Envelope"? Would you not lick her? :whistle:

 

 

Oh Yes I certainly would, but Envelope is a very strange name for a girl, so I think you are being very silly!! :lol:

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I would envelope Envelope with the full extent of my tongue.

 

My finger's starting to play up again... a little sore the last few days. Not cool. I have my last check-up next Monday.

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Envelopes are mostly Rectangular, except square ones that are square shaped.

How long have you worked at Royal Mail now mate?

 

 

7 years bud and I only just realised. I need to get out more often. I like the really really small rectangualer ones that people send Birthday cards in (that used to have cash in them :lol:). What about you.

 

I like novelty envelopes....especially heart shaped...they make me feel wanted (but not in a Crime Watch way...more in a loving way)

 

 

 

 

Ahhh - All becomes clear now - I new I knew your mug shot from somewhere. :whistle:

Whatever you do, do not lick them. That's what killed George's fiancee on "Seinfeld".

 

Licking envelopes - How absolutely disgusting Chris. I will save my tongue for other past times I think!

What if your girl was named "Envelope"? Would you not lick her? :whistle:

 

 

Oh Yes I certainly would, but Envelope is a very strange name for a girl, so I think you are being very silly!! :lol:

Hey in this day of all the LoKeeshas and all, you never know. Apple Martin for one. LOL.

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I took a photo on my phone today at lunch, of a cat drinking from a bird's bath.

Could I have a copy ? <_<

Sure mate... what's your mobile phone number?

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Don't give it him Ian....he'll try and sell you double glazing or insurance!!!

I haven't got a photo-phone.. :crying:

 

I have and I would like to see the Bird in the Bird bath urgently - it would make my day more exciting I feel.

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About 7 people have already made fun of the shirt I'm wearing today.

 

 

Is it the one you had on with the picture of the Elephant or is it a nice shade of pink? If so, I am not at all surprised!

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