The Uninteresting Thread

[eaglesfan3000]

Geoff...How's the Married life?? ya worn any thing out yet!!!LOL!!!

My jaw's pretty sore. Continually begging for sex gets tiring after a while.

 

Why do women stop opening the flower after the honeymoon...why?

[Chris]

Geoff...How's the Married life?? ya worn any thing out yet!!!LOL!!!

My jaw's pretty sore. Continually begging for sex gets tiring after a while.

 

Why do women stop opening the flower after the honeymoon...why?

Women use the sex to trap the man in a cage called "marriage". Then they figure they can stop opening the "flower" because you can't legally seek it out anywhere else lest you lose your balls either figuratively (divorce) or literally (Lorena Bobbitt).

[Geoff]

Geoff...How's the Married life?? ya worn any thing out yet!!!LOL!!!

My jaw's pretty sore. Continually begging for sex gets tiring after a while.

 

Why do women stop opening the flower after the honeymoon...why?

Women use the sex to trap the man in a cage called "marriage". Then they figure they can stop opening the "flower" because you can't legally seek it out anywhere else lest you lose your balls either figuratively (divorce) or literally (Lorena Bobbitt).

I was just joking guys, it's not that bad at all... for now.

[Li§a]

Don't be lumping me into your lil generalization there

[Chris]

Don't be lumping me into your lil generalization there

I never said ALL women.

[eaglesfan3000]

Don't be lumping me into your lil generalization there

I never said ALL women.

 

I'm sure there are a few nimphos out there...somewhere.

[Geoff]

Don't be lumping me into your lil generalization there

I never said ALL women.

 

I'm sure there are a few nimphos out there...somewhere.

My extensive collection of porn agrees with that sentiment.

[Nick C]

Just took some jeans out of the washing machine.

[Fat Freddy]

Have you ever had a day where you grab a whole bunch of CDs to listen to on your way out the door, and then when you get where you're going (work, in my case), you wonder "why did I pick these? I don't want to listen to any of these! What was I thinking?"

 

That's where I'm at right now.

[heaven&hell]

Have you ever had a day where you grab a whole bunch of CDs to listen to on your way out the door, and then when you get where you're going (work, in my case), you wonder "why did I pick these? I don't want to listen to any of these! What was I thinking?"

 

That's where I'm at right now.

 

 

Can you listne to internet radio instead on your work computer?

I've always like hardrockin80's.com or you can listen to your station at pandora.

[Geoff]

I was walking in the streets of Hurstville at lunch yesterday and this guy gives me a leaflet. I turn it over and it reads:

 

'True peace – Allah is 1, Mohammed (PBUH) is his messenger. Seek the truth. Just a few words of eternal happiness.’

 

After I read it I turned into a Lolasaurus Rex.

[Nick C]

I can see a nest

[heaven&hell]

I'm going to the Dr. today.

I hope that's uniteresting enough for this thread.

[JustJason]

I am eating an apple. I have plans to let the juice that has come to rest in my goatee stay. That way I can enjoy it as a refreshing drink later at the gym.

[aMetalhead1966]

Have you ever had a day where you grab a whole bunch of CDs to listen to on your way out the door, and then when you get where you're going (work, in my case), you wonder "why did I pick these? I don't want to listen to any of these! What was I thinking?"

 

That's where I'm at right now.

Yes doesn't that SUCK....It's like WTF was I thinking this A.M ....I hate that .

[eaglesfan3000]

Have you ever had a day where you grab a whole bunch of CDs to listen to on your way out the door, and then when you get where you're going (work, in my case), you wonder "why did I pick these? I don't want to listen to any of these! What was I thinking?"

 

That's where I'm at right now.

 

You really need to purchase an MP3 player. It's awesome having my entire collection all one little device.

[heaven&hell]

I have plans to let the juice that has come to rest in my goatee stay.

 

The old reliable Flavor Savor, never leave home without it.

[Geoff]

Save it for later!

 

I wish I was a bird in the nest that Nick can see, and I was looking back at him, chirping and showing off my beak.

 

I'm burning CDs for Allan now... f*cking computer can't handle that and the net at the same time. Awesome technology.

[Nick C]

Much against my better judgement I burned a System of A Down CD for the missus yesterday from her mates copy. She said she'll buy it if she likes it.......poor kid! I worry about what she listens to

[Chris]

Much against my better judgement I burned a System of A Down CD for the missus yesterday from her mates copy. She said she'll buy it if she likes it.......poor kid! I worry about what she listens to

Some of their stuff is pretty good but on the other hand some REALLY blows...So good luck.... and remember

[Fat Freddy]

Much against my better judgement I burned a System of A Down CD for the missus yesterday from her mates copy. She said she'll buy it if she likes it.......poor kid! I worry about what she listens to

 

You allowed a S.O.A.D. album into your HOUSE Nick? Do you realize the EVIL that could've been unleashed?

 

My wife is in bed with a nasty cold today. So that means all the weekend chores fall to me. Thus far today I've cleaned two bathrooms, washed, folded, and put away three loads of laundry, walked the dog, and made my son lunch. My hump is officially busted.

[aMetalhead1966]

Much against my better judgement I burned a System of A Down CD for the missus yesterday from her mates copy. She said she'll buy it if she likes it.......poor kid! I worry about what she listens to

 

You allowed a S.O.A.D. album into your HOUSE Nick? Do you realize the EVIL that could've been unleashed?

 

My wife is in bed with a nasty cold today. So that means all the weekend chores fall to me. Thus far today I've cleaned two bathrooms, washed, folded, and put away three loads of laundry, walked the dog, and made my son lunch. My hump is officially busted.

What a Great Dad!! cheers and Beers to the man who does the housework!!!

[Fat Freddy]

What a Great Dad!! cheers and Beers to the man who does the housework!!!

 

Oh, I've had SEVERAL beers tonight, believe me... I think I earned'em...

[heaven&hell]

I think I'm coming down with the flu or something.

I've been shaking all f@#king night and can't seem to stay warm.

[headbanger4life]

I think I'm coming down with the flu or something.

I've been shaking all f@#king night and can't seem to stay warm.

 

It must be going around all over. My wife got back from the Philippines on friday night and she had a sore throat and a little fever. She's been in bed all weekend and I've been nursing her (cooking, making tea, getting her meds) back to health. I also ended up doing the chores (laundry, ironing, vacuming) so I know how Keef feels. I didn't have any beer in the house though and I'm to pooped to go buy some.