The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

My shins are really sore. I wonder if it's because I ran in my work shoes when I went back home to get the petrol can yesterday?

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My knees get sore right around performance review time.

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That's because you don't know how to delegate.

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Untrue, those I delegate to have sore bottoms as well.

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Those who I delegate to often have one of my teeth and some of my blood on their fists.

[Nick C]

They've dropped off a new printer here and it smells new.

[Geoff]

They've dropped off a new printer here and it smells new.

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I knew it would.

[Nick C]

Just spoke to Wotty.

[Blue Charvel]

How is Ian doing today?

[Geoff]

I've just arrived at work. 8:20am. I'm very early today. They're keeping it hush-hush, but I think the guys are organising a balloon for me.

[Blue Charvel]

An untethered hot air balloon no doubt...

[Geoff]

Pete is still on line... and mocking me.

[metaltrekman]

I just ate, and Im full!

[Geoff]

I can't wait to eat. I'm really hungry. I think a pizza's on the menu for lunch today.

[Blue Charvel]

I can't wait to eat. I'm really hungry. I think a pizza's on the menu for lunch today.

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You may not know this, but I like pizza. I believe I will also have that for lunch today. How was yours?

[JustJason]

I am not a real fan of pizza. That's not to say I don't enjoy the occasional slice. Here's a little known fact. The word pizza comes from the the word piece (pi) and the German-Arabic word for sauce which is zzauce (zza). Nomadic German Arabs invented it while traveling through Italy. Being notorious partiers, the german Arabs had a big party. it got a little out of hand and a tower was nearly knocked over. That's right, this tower is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa or Pizza if you will. I know this is supposed to be the uninteresting thread, but I had to share.

[Blue Charvel]

Your lies are too interesting for this thread.

[JustJason]

I lie sometimes.

[anubae_obscura]

I am not a real fan of pizza. That's not to say I don't enjoy the occasional slice. Here's a little known fact. The word pizza comes from the the word piece (pi) and the German-Arabic word for sauce which is zzauce (zza). Nomadic German Arabs invented it while traveling through Italy. Being notorious partiers, the german Arabs had a big party. it got a little out of hand and a tower was nearly knocked over. That's right, this tower is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa or Pizza if you will. I know this is supposed to be the uninteresting thread, but I had to share.

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Interesting....verrry eenteresting...

[Blue Charvel]

I lie sometimes.

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It happens to the best of us, however I think we need to stay on topic and keep those lies as boring as possible. Try something like...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I try not to eat anything with a pointy end." or perhaps...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I heard Geoff likes it so it must be dull and tasteless." or even...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I once had some stolen by elves who then put it under Nick's pillow."

[JustJason]

I lie sometimes.

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It happens to the best of us, however I think we need to stay on topic and keep those lies as boring as possible. Try something like...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I try not to eat anything with a pointy end." or perhaps...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I heard Geoff likes it so it must be dull and tasteless." or even...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I once had some stolen by elves who then put it under Nick's pillow."

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I will do my best.

 

See there, I lied again.

[Blue Charvel]

I lie sometimes.

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It happens to the best of us, however I think we need to stay on topic and keep those lies as boring as possible. Try something like...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I try not to eat anything with a pointy end." or perhaps...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I heard Geoff likes it so it must be dull and tasteless." or even...

 

"I am not a real fan of pizza. I once had some stolen by elves who then put it under Nick's pillow."

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I will do my best.

 

See there, I lied again.

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Get thee back Satan!

[Doksdad]

I once smoked a box elder bug.

[Li§a]

I once smoked a box elder bug.

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too interesting!

[Doksdad]

I once smoked a box elder bug.

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too interesting!

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But not too tasty....

[Geoff]

I can't wait to eat. I'm really hungry. I think a pizza's on the menu for lunch today.

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You may not know this, but I like pizza. I believe I will also have that for lunch today. How was yours?

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This thread got way too interesting over the weekend. It didn't really, but I'd like to lie too, just to make a few people feel better.

 

But yeah, my pizza was okay on Friday. A little tastless at the crust, and the one we had last week was better. I forget what the one we had on Friday was actually... but yeah, it was okay. I love any pizza, so what do I care?

[Geoff]

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"I am not a real fan of pizza. I heard Geoff likes it so it must be dull and tasteless." or even...

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I once stepped on a rusty nail sticking out of a wharf. I was wearing thongs (flip flops or whatever you foreigners call them) and it went right through and pretty deep into my foot.

 

As I read the above, I was reminded how that felt.

 

Unless the dull and tasteless thing was the lying part. Then I'm happy.

[Li§a]

oh sh*t it's Monday

[Nick C]

At work waiting for a phone call.