Geoff Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 I'm feeling a little abstract today... have some deep words to deliver: Urine, watch it flow I have an arrow and a bow About Jesus, what do you know? I am at an all-time low I wish I had a paddle so that I could row Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream Sometimes, but it can also be fucked. From where urine flows I like to see that place receive a blow Not from the foot, the mouth is the go And sometimes that lawn I like to mow Whilst every now and then I lick a toe And shave into my head a moe Because if I were a girl I'd be a ho I said it so let it be so So not even - goodbye, and hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 And now deep thoughts, by Geoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 And now deep thoughts, by Geoff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Parts of the ocean are deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Deepness is deep, as words can also be deep I like to sew and I like to reap The benefits of what I sew, so I keep My work in a crumpled heap Treated with disrespect like a creep Like a hippy-following sheep With feet caught in concrete Not an exact rhyme, I heard a car horn beep So off the edge I will leap Landing softly on two broken feet From toes the blood shall seep And love penetration can be deep Inspiration can be deep Love for socks can be deep Water can be deep Amount of trouble one is in can be deep A knife wound can be deep Deep... it's what happens when deepness occurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Step on the ground. Not dog turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 A perch is a fish and also a thing that a bird stands on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Don't mock the monkey lest he mock thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doksdad Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 This one time at band camp we made tee pees. I like tee pees. Especially the pink ones with tassles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 And when the bow breaks, Jay still won't stop...... says Metal Jay saved my marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 It's time to help to help Jay out with another post because i don't want him to fall "FAR BEHIND" Geez , that would be a great name for a song.I think i will go and sit by my CANDLEBOX and try and write one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Candlebox's aren't just for holding candles. Sometimes there are wicks and wax in them too. Plus the matches or lighters can't be Far Behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a lot of wood... like there is in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Candlebox's aren't just for holding candles. Sometimes there are wicks and wax in them too. Plus the matches or lighters can't be Far Behind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Candlebox's are also great for storing pubic hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Blimps in the air should watch out for pins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Candlebox's aren't just for holding candles. Sometimes there are wicks and wax in them too. Plus the matches or lighters can't be Far Behind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Candlebox's are also great for storing pubic hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you collect yours from the soap in the shower or do you have a better place like straight off the aggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Candlebox's aren't just for holding candles. Sometimes there are wicks and wax in them too. Plus the matches or lighters can't be Far Behind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Candlebox's are also great for storing pubic hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you collect yours from the soap in the shower or do you have a better place like straight off the aggots <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Personally I pull them right out of my fluffy pink loofah... uh, I mean, uh, sandpaper, yeah, I shower with sandpaper... 'cause I'm just that hard core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 You guys are wierd and sickly, collecting your own pubic hair. I wait till everyone is asleep at night, put on a ninja outfit and spend the wee hours of the morning creeping into people's bathroom windows and plucking pubic hairs from all over the place. If it ain't on the soap... well, there's always the direct source lying right there on the bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here's a tip for ya! Iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here's a tip for ya! Iceberg. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Iceberg? Lettuce in on the joke, will ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here's a tip for ya! Iceberg. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Iceberg? Lettuce in on the joke, will ya? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ice pie with my little eye... Genetalia! (My apologies, I have honestly never had such a severe lack of worthy reply in me. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted December 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Here's a tip for ya! Iceberg. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Iceberg? Lettuce in on the joke, will ya? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ice pie with my little eye... Genetalia! (My apologies, I have honestly never had such a severe lack of worthy reply in me. ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They can't all be winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I wish I was a winner. Winner's smile. Dregs frown. I'm a dreg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Random thought......... Humor is best when it's spontaneous. When you have to try......it's just pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Random thought......... Humor is best when it's spontaneous. When you have to try......it's just pathetic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very true, have been well off my game recently and will have to take a moment of pause, as I consult my spiritual and logical side. I get these moments in waves, especially towards the end of the year I find. Will leave you with this thought; Beak of a toucan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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