Metal Jay Still At It.

[Blue Charvel]

Congratulations! This thread now has more pages than the "Freaky Still At It" thread does. That's a good thing, isn't it? 

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It's hard to tell, the line between good and bad is blurred in this thread. It's like a different dimension.

[Nick C]

The Twlight Zone of threads!

[JustJason]

All very kind words. Thank You!!!

[Geoff]

Aaargh, matey. There be land o'er yonder.

 

Pirates are also pretty blood-thirsty, Nick. I personally would not have catered for such a violent audience in my post, but once again you're showing your true (red-tinged) colours. I'm going to have to send an elf o'er your ways to check on you.

 

UNLESS, however, you were talking about computer pirates. In which case, I will have to send over 2 elves to arrest you.

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What the... where do you guys get the impression that I'm a blood thirsty violent character? Forsooth here I am enjoying a quiet moment relaxing having a nice quiet read!!!

 

 

Yar Matey!

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Holy shit, brilliant.

[Geoff]

Meat is not something vegetarians eat. Carnivores do, however, eat meat.

[Blue Charvel]

Do Carnivores eat Vegetarians?

[JustJason]

Do Carnivores eat Vegetarians?

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A question for the ages.

[Blue Charvel]

Do Carnivores eat Vegetarians?

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A question for the ages.

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Now I'll NEVER get t sleep tonight...

[JustJason]

Do Carnivores eat Vegetarians?

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A question for the ages.

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Now I'll NEVER get t sleep tonight...

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Hush little child, don't say a word. Daddy Jay is gonna buy you a mockingbird. Ok, that's just creepy.

[Geoff]

Do Carnivores eat Vegetarians?

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A question for the ages.

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Now I'll NEVER get t sleep tonight...

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Hush little child, don't say a word. Daddy Jay is gonna buy you a mockingbird. Ok, that's just creepy.

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I actually found it quite soothing.

 

Carnivores eat the flesh of vegetarians, chew their insides and open their mouths wide so that vegetarian birds perch in there, eat the vegetarian remains of the vegetarian animal, thank the carnivore and fly away. See it happen all the time.

[Nick C]

Now I'm all hungry!

[Nick C]

Fruit - nutritional or crazy hat decoration?

[Geoff]

Fruit - nutritional or crazy hat decoration?

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A homosexual man.

[Blue Charvel]

Now I'm all hungry! 

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Yar!

[JustJason]

Now I'm all hungry! 

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Yar!

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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike

And cookey's throat was marked belike

It had been gripped by fingers ten;

And there they lay, all good dead men

Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore

Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore

And the scullion he was stabbed times four

And there they lay, and the soggy skies

Dripped down in up-staring eyes

In murk sunset and foul sunrise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ten of the crew had the murder mark!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead

Or a yawing hole in a battered head

And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red

And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes

Looking up at paradise

All souls bound just contrawise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

Fifteen men of 'em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold

With a ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot of stuff untold,

And they lay there that took the plum

With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

 

More was seen through a sternlight screen...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Chartings undoubt where a woman had been

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot

With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot

And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot

Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid

That dared the knife and took the blade

By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight

With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight

And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,

With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[Nick C]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Dirty footprints on his vest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

oops! I can't comment any further on pirates and their ilk as I promised Geoff I wouldn't on another thread.....He's threatening me with an elf!!!

[Geoff]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Dirty footprints on his vest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

oops! I can't comment any further on pirates and their ilk as I promised Geoff I wouldn't on another thread.....He's threatening me with an elf!!! 

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Three elves, to be exact.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pirate, pirate, pirate

Are you going to be my mate?

So we can laugh and talk at dawn

I will promise not to yawn

 

Unless you bore me, then I will

More than likely, you silly dill

I eat pirates as though they were candy

Let us unboard the ship to beaches sandy

 

Black eye patch upon my eye

Silicon breasts in place of meat pie

How I love to sail the seas

Pirate of the ocean, won't you pet me.

 

'Tales from the beak on my shoulder' by Geoff

[Doksdad]

Daddy Jay is gonna buy you a mockingbird.

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Do carnivores eat mockingbirds? I bet they do. (Congrats on 20 damn pages of useless nothing Jay. You are my hero. )

[swriter]

went to the doctor, saying I am a teepee, I am a teepee, not sure why, feeling anzious, I kept telling the Dr. I am a teepee. He said calm down, your'e two tense!!!!!!

[Doksdad]

Santa loves to move your furniture around when he visits. He especially loves to put all the snowflakes facing North.

[Geoff]

Santa is round, jolly and very giving.

 

He's also quite handsome in summer when he shaves that beard off.

[Doksdad]

Santa is round, jolly and very giving.

 

He's also quite handsome in summer when he shaves that beard off.

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Rumor has it, all the elves fight over who gets to shave it off.

[Nick C]

Santa is round, jolly and very giving.

 

He's also quite handsome in summer when he shaves that beard off.

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Rumor has it, all the elves fight over who gets to shave it off.

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Then they fill their little elf pillows with the lovely soft white hairs.

[Geoff]

Santa is round, jolly and very giving.

 

He's also quite handsome in summer when he shaves that beard off.

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Rumor has it, all the elves fight over who gets to shave it off.

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Then they fill their little elf pillows with the lovely soft white hairs.

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And tickle each other on their little feet with the remaining whiskers.

[Nick C]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza???

 

 

Deep pan crisp and even!!