Metal Jay Still At It.

[Geoff]

And so shall it be known.

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Hitherto verily

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In catillo est, cibus esse debet.

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Amigos parras siemprese means you'll always be my friend.

[Geoff]

There Was An Old Woman

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,

How absurd! to swallow a bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,

Imagine that! to swallow a cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,

What a hog! to swallow a dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,

Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,

I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

 

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,

She's dead—of course!

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I had a similar sort of problem a couple of weeks ago. But why you'd swallow a goat to get rid of a dog and a cow to get rid of a goat, I just do not know.

 

I swallowed a fox and a lion instead and it worked just fine. The lion ate everyone and all my internal workings, chewed a hole through my belly and tore my flesh from bone, leaving me a skeleton. I look a little weird now, but I'm coping okay.

[JustJason]

Metal Jay is cold, tired and wants to go back to bed.

[Bubbasmama]

It's SNOWING here!!! It's snowing!!!

[JustJason]

It's SNOWING here!!!    It's snowing!!!

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Snow is frozen rain. It is cold.

[Bubbasmama]

It's SNOWING here!!!    It's snowing!!!

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Snow is frozen rain. It is cold.

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It is very pretty. It is sticking on the trees outside my window.

[Blue Charvel]

No snow here until the weekend probably... some exciting rides in one or both of our RWD vehicles are bound to happen...

[JustJason]

There is a fly doing the backstroke in my soup.

[Nick C]

No it'll be the ButterFLY

[Geoff]

In Australia there are clouds in the sky. But beyond those clouds there is sunshine. Sun is warm and much more fun than snow. I laugh at people in snow.

[Blue Charvel]

The clouds have a pinkish hue to them, and it reflects quite beautifully off of the large bag of garbage someone kindly dumped on the front lawn of my place of employment. Ah, sweet Mother Nature...

[JustJason]

Clouds are just cotton candy without the sugar. If you could reach them, you could eat them.

[Geoff]

I once ate a cloud. It was a cloud of dust as someone did a burnout in his vehicle before my eyes, but it was an experience.

 

I also ate a cloud in the sky once. It tasted like lemon sorbet fairy floss.

 

Just in case you're wondering, I can fly.

[Bubbasmama]

Whatever kinda drugs y'all are on. SHARE!!!!

[Blue Charvel]

  Whatever kinda drugs y'all are on.  SHARE!!!! 

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I can't speak for everyone, but for me it is the natural high of being in your blissfully gracious presence.

[Geoff]

  Whatever kinda drugs y'all are on.  SHARE!!!! 

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I can't speak for everyone, but for me it is the natural high of being in your blissfully gracious presence.

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Yeah, have to agree with that... and also for the fact that I just caught a reflection of my smile in the mirror. It made me smile twice.

[Blue Charvel]

  Whatever kinda drugs y'all are on.  SHARE!!!! 

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I can't speak for everyone, but for me it is the natural high of being in your blissfully gracious presence.

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Yeah, have to agree with that... and also for the fact that I just caught a reflection of my smile in the mirror. It made me smile twice.

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Try smiling in a mirror while holding another mirror. That will make you infinitely happy! Although I must warn you, the last time I did it, I didn't leave the house for a week enraptured by such a beauteous sight.

[Doksdad]

Have you ever just been sitting at home in the recliner and thought, I should just go make a pie? Not just any pie. But a super duper gorgeous pie with fruit filling and a golden flaky crust. I like pie.

[Dave]

Have you ever just been sitting at home in the recliner and thought, I should just go make a pie?  Not just any pie.  But a super duper gorgeous pie with fruit filling and a golden flaky crust.  I like pie.

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No

[Geoff]

Have you ever just been sitting at home in the recliner and thought, I should just go make a pie?  Not just any pie.  But a super duper gorgeous pie with fruit filling and a golden flaky crust.  I like pie.

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No

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Yeah, that'd be a no from me too. Pies are something someone else makes for you. Namely a cow sacrifices himself, cooks himself up and stuffs himself into a lovely slab of fresh pastry. He then asks you to eat his meaty remains and I never neglect his requests.

 

Fruit and golden flakes are for breakfast. With milk.

 

Milk comes from cows.

[Doksdad]

Milk comes from cows.

 

Goats too.

[Nick C]

No no no you're both wrong milk comes from the fridge...are you people nuts???

[Doksdad]

No no no you're both wrong milk comes from the fridge...are you people nuts???

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The Fridge at the 7-11

[Geoff]

I design and build fridges.

 

 

 

 

I don't really, but that'd be pretty cool if I did, hey?

[swriter]

snowing where Bubba??????? I am in Joisey, we should get a few inches, when I woke this morning, we had a dusting