I Like Beer!

[Geoff]

Next Saturday I'm going to a big party to raise money for charity.

 

For $15 it's all you can drink from a Beer Truck, all the wine you wanna taste, and all the food you can eat.

Are family members and cousins invited too?

 

Come on over.

Awesome. Uh, about the airfares...

Where there's a will, there's some beer...

 

Where there's a beer, there's a Jez!

Where there's norks, there's an erection!

[Fat Freddy]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

[Evil Rick]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

I could use a beer as well. Unfortunately it's 6:22 in the morning. Is that bad?

[Evil Rick]

Next Saturday I'm going to a big party to raise money for charity.

 

For $15 it's all you can drink from a Beer Truck, all the wine you wanna taste, and all the food you can eat.

I'll take three please! That way I can have THREE TIMES the beer, wine and food I want.

[Blue Charvel]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

I could use a beer as well. Unfortunately it's 6:22 in the morning. Is that bad?

Nope, perfectly normal, don't let anyone tell you different!

[eaglesfan3000]

I will be part taking in many frosty beverages tonight. We are also going to the micr brew beer fest here in Maryland tomorrow so lots of suds for me.

[Evil Rick]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

I could use a beer as well. Unfortunately it's 6:22 in the morning. Is that bad?

Nope, perfectly normal, don't let anyone tell you different!

See, I just knew my boss was wrong. Now, if you could just let her know that directly and try to convince her to give me my job back Pete I'd really appreciate it.

[Blue Charvel]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

I could use a beer as well. Unfortunately it's 6:22 in the morning. Is that bad?

Nope, perfectly normal, don't let anyone tell you different!

See, I just knew my boss was wrong. Now, if you could just let her know that directly and try to convince her to give me my job back Pete I'd really appreciate it.

Absolutely Rick, you're the first thing on my list...

 

 

...just as soon as I get back from the unemployment office...

[Dark Star]

Rejected Slogans for Beer.....

 

Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years

Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self

Because You're Sober

Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway

Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!

You have to fill your bladder with something.

Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.

We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.

Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

Easier to Spell than Whiskey

The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...

 

Beer: It's how you got here.

 

[Dave]

Another Football Grand Final done and dusted and another thorough liver cleansing required urgently.

[Jez]

I drank beer last night and now really wished that I hadn't. 'Sump Muck' really is a very very bad thing and should be avoided at all costs. Saying that - we are playing another gig there in a few weeks, so look forward to my next pint of this devil's brew.

[heaven&hell]

I had a few Brown Ales last night.

[Geoff]

Beer and I met on Sunday night... multiple times. Good times.

[Jez]

A few new recommendation to try, if you can find them all. Very very good ales all 4.

 

Whychwoods Whychcraft

Ruddles Rhubarb

Fursty Ferret

Golden Sheep Ale

[Evil Rick]

I sure could use a beer. Unfortunately, I'm fresh out.

I could use a beer as well. Unfortunately it's 6:22 in the morning. Is that bad?

Nope, perfectly normal, don't let anyone tell you different!

See, I just knew my boss was wrong. Now, if you could just let her know that directly and try to convince her to give me my job back Pete I'd really appreciate it.

Absolutely Rick, you're the first thing on my list...

 

 

...just as soon as I get back from the unemployment office...

[Blue Charvel]

A few new recommendation to try, if you can find them all. Very very good ales all 4.

 

Whychwoods Whychcraft

Ruddles Rhubarb

Fursty Ferret

Golden Sheep Ale

I know better, but I swear some of those sound like you're making them up...

[Nick C]

It's 13:00 Wednesday afternoon.....less than 24 hours to go, about 23 and a half I'd say.

[Nick C]

About 23 hours to go from this point.

[Jez]

A few new recommendation to try, if you can find them all. Very very good ales all 4.

 

Whychwoods Whychcraft

Ruddles Rhubarb

Fursty Ferret

Golden Sheep Ale

I know better, but I swear some of those sound like you're making them up...

 

Making them up?? never. All bought from my local supermarket, and all being destroyed as I type. Seriously, have a look for these if you can - the Whychcraft and Fursty Ferret are especially fine.

[Jez]

About 23 hours to go from this point.

 

 

...And about the same amount of time before me and The Pirate Nick hit Manchester for some fine ales - you ready Bro? Timothy Taylors here we come!!

[Nick C]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum matey!

[Jez]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum matey!

 

 

Shall I bring me hook and Parrot Cap'n. The shanties shall be sung and a merry jig be jigged. Ohhhh Arrggggghh

[Nick C]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum matey!

 

 

Shall I bring me hook and Parrot Cap'n. The shanties shall be sung and a merry jig be jigged. Ohhhh Arrggggghh

Yarrr...lookin' forward to it....less than 18 hours til kick off!

[Geoff]

A few new recommendation to try, if you can find them all. Very very good ales all 4.

 

Whychwoods Whychcraft

Ruddles Rhubarb

Fursty Ferret

Golden Sheep Ale

I know better, but I swear some of those sound like you're making them up...

Yeah, very backed. What happened to simple variations on Tooheys?

 

Or Vailima... the taste of Samoa. Damn that grew on me... not as much as Chang Beer, though - damn I miss that.

[heaven&hell]

I still like beer just in case anyone was curious.