Fuck you all! I'm done!

[Leykis101]

So, I'm officially Corona free, except the one im drinking, were you scared Cody?? I mean having Sarcoidosis, and Kidney Failure, well I was a little troubled in the beginning, obviously I have Kidney failure, so Ive already worked out the whole meeting my doom scenario, so no I wasn't scared about that, I was scared that it might kill me, then I wouldn't be able to type this little Fuck You speech that's going to go across all my social media, that as usual, Cody Casey was put to the test, all the odds against him, handicapped if you will, and unsurprisingly he just fucking nailed it, and blew it away, I folks, can now officially talk all the shit I want, only with merit behind it, because like Sepsis, like overdosing twice on heroin, like having Hep-C, (I wanna throw AIDS in as an honorary disease) not only did I not succumb to them, but I came out of all of them with a brand new view about life and death, and now this big bad monster disease, that's practically ruining people, and not by them having the disease mind you, I should by all accounts, not be here right now correct? preexisting conditions, an immune system that couldn't keep genital warts out, so either I'm a fucking freak of nature, iron man shit, or this is a complete fucking sham, I'll take either, but regardless, Sepsis has a 50% mortality rate, that means you have half a chance to live, I nailed it, now ultimately my demise is inevitable, kidney failure cannot be overcome, by anyone, something I cannot beat no matter how much effort, will power, and hard work I put into it, I'm fucking dead, maybe that's made me very flippant in regards to these monster virus's like Corona(sarcasm), I'm convinced now, more then ever, that this is either a conspiracy, or a huge plan by 3M to cash in, maybe we should check their shareholders, anyone here happen to have stock in 3M or any mask making company's? I'm officially off house arrest, and CHINESE VIRUS FREE!! I fully believe that regardless what it is, your fucking attitude and outlook on it can completely steer your outcome,, if you think your going to be last rites sick, and die, you probably have a lot better of a chance that happens, I try to stay realistic about it, and keep a forward and optimistic outlook, and I truly believe that's why I'm here right now, when I should on all accounts, be dead at least 8 times over, well that and my heavenly father of course, get props into him.

[Glen]

glad to hear that

[Geoff]

Glad you're on the other side, cob. Any lingering inconveniences that you sense yet? 

[Leykis101]

2 hours ago, Geoff said:

Glad you're on the other side, cob. Any lingering inconveniences that you sense yet? 

Just Kassie, but I dont know what she's got to do with anything, thank you G-Off, guys Im really telling you, I was a hundred times sicker when I went through Heroin withdrawals, shit being hung over was worse, i'm saying, maybe theres something here,, and maybe we shouldn't believe everything were told, because our best interest isnt their number 1 priority, why would you ever assume that they would pass up profit for your protection? maybe just start thinking outside the box a little, I'm telling you, I had the shits 1 night, lethargic 4 or 5 nights, I couldnt taste or smell anything, which might've been the worst part, and my spine and back ached, I have a lethal ailment, and an autoimmune disease, I was prime candidate #1 to be taken out by this virus, I dont think im special or an exception, I think we are truly being bamboozled, but do you, just take my words into consideration.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

Who's Cody? Do we know him?

[nyoilers]

1 hour ago, KarpetRydOFunk said:

Who's Cody? Do we know him?

He had me going too until the last word he used-consideration.WTF ???

[AlphaMale]

Wait until you see Cody's new flick, filmed in quarantine.

"Cummin' With Corona" will be released in the spring by G-Off Productions.

 

 

[AlphaMale]

Bonus DVD "Quarantine Quagmire" will be included!

Edited December 14, 2020 by AlphaMale

[Doggy]

2 hours ago, AlphaMale said:

Wait until you see Cody's new flick, filmed in quarantine.

"Cummin' With Corona" will be released in the spring by G-Off Productions.

 

 

Oscars beckoning .

Good see ya back.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

7 hours ago, Doggy said:

Oscars beckoning .

Good see ya back.

His back is not all you'll see. 

[Leykis101]

Russ, you signed a confidentiality clause, now you pulled that curtain back, G-Off is probably gonna impose a fine for both of us, great.

[AlphaMale]

5 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

Russ, you signed a confidentiality clause, now you pulled that curtain back, G-Off is probably gonna impose a fine for both of us, great.

I don't think a tongue bath from Geoff is that bad of a punishment tbh.

[Geoff]

4 hours ago, AlphaMale said:

I don't think a tongue bath from Geoff is that bad of a punishment tbh.

Few do. I actually get requests for this form of "punishment." 

[Leykis101]

On 12/16/2020 at 1:51 AM, Geoff said:

Few do. I actually get requests for this form of "punishment." 

But I bet you never get the ones like i prefer, you know that we did in the second segment of Cocked & LOADed Part 23? I think you need to put up a little clip of what you did with those salad tongs and meat tenderizer, I bet it's never been done on camera, legendary