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Sorta inspired by the "Silliest/Worst Band Name" thread... what album titles make you laugh? Either because they're so ridiculous, so dumb, or so ... perfect?

 

Two of my favorites (and no, I don't own either of these, I just love the titles)

 

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We totally are. It's true. You know it is. Just admit it.

 

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Well, at least you know what you're getting with this one.

 

:rofl:

 

Come on, who's got some others???

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Haha. I like those two. I see a lot of cool ones, but never really within "our" genre. There are a lot of cool modern rock ones which I'd need time to think of, but two of my faves, which I wouldn't call "funny" as such, just fun, are:

 

'You bought it you name it' - Victory

'We never heard of you either' White Heat

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A few that make me chuckle:

 

REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish

Boned - Up At The Crack

Cherry Street - Buster Cherry

Dead End Kids - You Don't Like It...We Don't Care

Jesse James Dupree - Foot Fetish

Lock Up - Something Bitchin' This Way Comes

Sweet Cheater - Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

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Autopsy - Shitfun

 

My brother has that CD. When we lived together, I couldn't even bear to look directly at it. Haha. :puke:

 

NOFX-"They've Actually Gotten Worse, LIVE!"

 

Yeah, NOFX have had some good ones. You ever see the album "HEAVY PETTING ZOO?" The vinyl version was a picture of a guy in a 69 position with a sheep! :rofl2:

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I always got a kick out of Ministry "The Mind is a Terrible Thing To Taste"

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Autopsy - Shitfun

 

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A guy eating a chocolate bar...what's the big deal?

 

Gaaaaaah! I hadn't seen that cover in years. Now I gotta go scrub my eyes with a Brillo pad. Thanks a lot.

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Autopsy - Shitfun

 

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A guy eating a chocolate bar...what's the big deal?

 

Gaaaaaah! I hadn't seen that cover in years. Now I gotta go scrub my eyes with a Brillo pad. Thanks a lot.

 

:lol:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Whilst perusing some online lists of Metallica bootlegs (trying to find out if any of the vinyl ones I own have any value), I noticed some odd titles.... a 2 LP set called "THE DEVIL, SHAVED SOAP AND GASOLINE," another called "WEED KILLER AND SUGAR," and one called "FLINSTONES AND JETSONS"

 

...I know they're only bootlegs 'n' all, but I wonder what the heck would inspire such odd album names... :wtf:

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What the fuck is that? :yikes:

 

Couple of my faves are:

 

DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES-WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR SLOPPY WET HOLES

DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES-BIGGER THAN RON JEREMY

BARNEY RUBBLE AND THE CUNT STUBBLE-SOAP SUD ENEMA

DAYGLO ABORTIONS- FEED U.S.A. FETUS

DWEEZIL ZAPPA-MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA

GARLIC-STINKS

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How about:

 

Goratory - Sexual Intercorpse

Pungent Stench - Been Caught Buttering

Rosemary's Billygoat - Cheeses of Nazareth

Festering Puke - Once Upon Your Mom

 

Not as funny, but I've always liked the album title "Moshkinstein" by Acid Reign.

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What the fuck is that? :yikes:

 

I believe it is Nanowar's dab at "Into Glory Ride" - a joke band which made a career of cranking parody covers of Manowar and selected other bands. Some funny interpretations, but the fun wears thin after 5 minutes or less, for me at least, anyway.

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