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Well, I screwed this poll up, but basically I was wondering who you all thought the rock star most in need of psychiatric evaluation is among these choices...

 

Ace Frehley

 

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Axl Rose

 

Nikki Sixx

 

Chris Holmes

 

Eddie Van Halen

 

Lemmy Kilmister

 

Geoff

 

(Just kidding on that last one...Or am I?) :crazy:

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I made the list! Let's rock this shit up!!!

 

Seriously, though, out of a pretty messed up bunch (Except Nikki Sixx - he's not too bad is he?) I would definitely have to say that Geoff guy - lol, no PSYCH! I was just kidding. I'm such a clown. Hoola Hoola, look at me! Ha, I'm crazy! Haha. Goddamn I'm crazy! Somebody put the seatbelt on! Kidding Geoff, that's what they called me in the ward... uh, the Warterpool. Waterpool. Where I used to swim and eat children. Whoops, I mean eat children. Whoops, I mean play with other children. When I was a child I did not eat children!

 

Unless I was hungry... and even when I wasn't hungry.

 

But seriously, surely no one is as f*cked up as Ozzy Osbourne. I wouldn't even call what he speaks a language.

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I made the list! Let's rock this shit up!!!

 

Seriously, though, out of a pretty messed up bunch (Except Nikki Sixx - he's not too bad is he?) I would definitely have to say that Geoff guy - lol, no PSYCH! I was just kidding. I'm such a clown. Hoola Hoola, look at me! Ha, I'm crazy! Haha. Goddamn I'm crazy! Somebody put the seatbelt on! Kidding Geoff, that's what they called me in the ward... uh, the Warterpool. Waterpool. Where I used to swim and eat children. Whoops, I mean eat children. Whoops, I mean play with other children. When I was a child I did not eat children!

 

Unless I was hungry... and even when I wasn't hungry.

 

But seriously, surely no one is as f*cked up as Ozzy Osbourne. I wouldn't even call what he speaks a language.

Are you sure you don't rock tha Ganga?

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I made the list! Let's rock this shit up!!!

 

Seriously, though, out of a pretty messed up bunch (Except Nikki Sixx - he's not too bad is he?) I would definitely have to say that Geoff guy - lol, no PSYCH! I was just kidding. I'm such a clown. Hoola Hoola, look at me! Ha, I'm crazy! Haha. Goddamn I'm crazy! Somebody put the seatbelt on! Kidding Geoff, that's what they called me in the ward... uh, the Warterpool. Waterpool. Where I used to swim and eat children. Whoops, I mean eat children. Whoops, I mean play with other children. When I was a child I did not eat children!

 

Unless I was hungry... and even when I wasn't hungry.

 

But seriously, surely no one is as f*cked up as Ozzy Osbourne. I wouldn't even call what he speaks a language.

Are you sure you don't rock tha Ganga?

I told you - life is my ganga.

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how bout GG Allin, David Lee Roth, Steve Vai or John Lennon?

 

GG Allin was seriously fucked. Makes the other crazies on the list look sane.

 

heh heh, it would appear that i listed those in exact reverse order of crazy-ness!

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Just for the record, Lemmy and Geoff are two cool motherfuckers I'd drink beer with any day of the week.

:lol: Thanks mate. :tumbsup::drink: Let's party.

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

Yes indeedy. Leaves only one by my calculations. :lol: Stoner. ;)

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

Yes indeedy. Leaves only one by my calculations. :lol: Stoner. ;)

 

eh, its good for ya, AND its part of my heritage :P

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

Yes indeedy. Leaves only one by my calculations. :lol: Stoner. ;)

 

eh, its good for ya, AND its part of my heritage :P

 

AND it SHOULD be legal damnit!!! :pimp:

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You just have to vote for Geoff here. His nork obsession radically clouds his cognitive skills, he engages in sexual congress with tutu-clad armadillos, he has illicit love affairs with multiple pugs regardless of their gender, he is prone to drinking flamingo-colored beverages that no sane person would be caught dead holding let alone sipping, he mistakenly believes himself to be handsome despite actually being one of the ugliest humans to ever disgrace the planet, he suffers from delusions that he is a skilled photographer, and he thinks three inches is considered well-hung. If anybody needs psychiatric help, it's Geoff.

 

As for musicians...gotta go with Ozzy.

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You just have to vote for Geoff here. His nork obsession radically clouds his cognitive skills, he engages in sexual congress with tutu-clad armadillos, he has illicit love affairs with multiple pugs regardless of their gender, he is prone to drinking flamingo-colored beverages that no sane person would be caught dead holding let alone sipping, he mistakenly believes himself to be handsome despite actually being one of the ugliest humans to ever disgrace the planet, he suffers from delusions that he is a skilled photographer, and he thinks three inches is considered well-hung. If anybody needs psychiatric help, it's Geoff.

 

As for musicians...gotta go with Ozzy.

 

:rofl2:

 

 

Err..For a fucked up Rock star with the most Frazzled brain, then Ozzy by miles

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I immediately thought "David Lee Roth" when I read the title. I've always had a hunch that Ozzy is more acting the part than truly being the guy he appears to be when the cameras are rolling.

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

Yes indeedy. Leaves only one by my calculations. :lol: Stoner. ;)

 

eh, its good for ya, AND its part of my heritage :P

 

AND it SHOULD be legal damnit!!! :pimp:

What's your heritage?

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isnt is spelled Ganja?

 

and whos got ganja?! can i have some?

Probably, mate. You're the only pothead here I know of, so we'll take your word for it. ;)

 

lets not forget about Keef and Jez ;)

 

although both have quit now...

 

but theres always Hallows Victim! although we kinda drove him away...

 

hmm...

Yes indeedy. Leaves only one by my calculations. :lol: Stoner. ;)

 

eh, its good for ya, AND its part of my heritage :P

 

AND it SHOULD be legal damnit!!! :pimp:

What's your heritage?

 

Half English, Quarter Italian and Quarter Cherokee (i think we have this in common?), specifically Cree

 

so i like to carry on the peace pipe tradition...

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