Pointless Nonsense

[Blue Charvel]

There are YELLOW Smurfs in my mailbox!!!

 

Who put the peanut butter in my undershirt?

 

Coincidence? I think not.

[Nick C]

Don't blame Smurfs...it was Zorro, he told me via ectoplasmic correspondence.

 

No NOT cotton wool balls...proper ectoplasm!

[Li§a]

No NOT cotton wool balls...proper ectoplasm!

Wools have balls of cotton? ...or cotton has balls of wool?

[Nick C]

I think rabbits have cotton wool balls

[Fat Freddy]

A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the guy behind the counter "Excuse me sir, do you have cotton balls?"

 

The pharmacist replies "What do I look like, a f**kin' teddy bear?"

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[heaven&hell]

Amonia Balls have eyes.

[aMetalhead1966]

Friar tuck likes to fuck in a Fire Truck

[Bubbasmama]

Friar tuck likes to fuck in a Fire Truck

 

haha.....when Shane was little he used to yell "FIRE FUCK.....FIRE FUCK" every time he saw a fire truck!

[aMetalhead1966]

Friar tuck likes to fuck in a Fire Truck

 

haha.....when Shane was little he used to yell "FIRE FUCK.....FIRE FUCK" every time he saw a fire truck!

LOL!!! That's great!!!

[Geoff]

Same nose on the same face... but the same smile is on another's face. What happened to the nervous laughter?

[Chris]

Same nose on the same face... but the same smile is on another's face. What happened to the nervous laughter?

I need sleep

[Geoff]

Sleep is only escaping from the world for a few hours, with bunnies and kittens... and norks, if you're lucky enough.

[Nick C]

In my dreams I'm an Aztec ruler standing atop a step pyramid arms spread wide welcoming the sun as its rays bathe my lands in their warmth......

 

 

oh no ...sorry that's real life....

 

In my dreams I'm a bus conductor from Worksop.

[Li§a]

In my dreams I'm an Aztec ruler standing atop a step pyramid...

 

An Aztec ruler? Is that metric or standard?

[Nick C]

In my dreams I'm an Aztec ruler standing atop a step pyramid...

 

An Aztec ruler? Is that metric or standard?

stantric

[JustJason]

In my dreams I'm an Aztec ruler standing atop a step pyramid...

 

An Aztec ruler? Is that metric or standard?

stantric

 

Deep.

[Li§a]

Much deeper than a metard ruler would be.

[JustJason]

Much deeper than a metard ruler would be.

 

Or a me'tard one.

[Nick C]

A broken chair would be a thing of wonder for me.

[aMetalhead1966]

Turd Burglars are everywhere

[Geoff]

My mate calls his 2 year old daughter 'Turd Burglar'. I've not managed to hold back a giggle once as this occurs.

 

The caves are everywhere. Don't let the darkness engulf the tapestry I've woven.

[heaven&hell]

My mate calls his 2 year old daughter 'Turd Burglar'. I've not managed to hold back a giggle once as this occurs.

 

The caves are everywhere. Don't let the darkness engulf the tapestry I've woven.

 

 

 

Does that darkness that you speak of have a night light on?

[Geoff]

No, it's black. Like evil in it's purest form. Unless you think evil in it's purest form is red. Then it's not like evil in it's purest form. It'd be more like other stuff you consider black, like charcoal.

[heaven&hell]

No, it's black. Like evil in it's purest form. Unless you think evil in it's purest form is red. Then it's not like evil in it's purest form. It'd be more like other stuff you consider black, like charcoal.

 

 

So your saying the darkness you speak of is Black like Sabbath not White like Snake.

[Geoff]

No, it's more Black like Board Jungle rather than White like Lion.