I'd like for her eventual fate to be my schlong in her mouth...
... is the type of thing I'd say if I was an unattached young man.
But yeah, that's really terrible. It's nice for a grandfather and granddaughter to be in a band together, but he's going to have to let her go. She looks nice, but she is rubbish.
So what you're saying is you would give her D for effort?