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So what fuckin' happened Wes??? :unsure:

 

 

 

I was playing around on here while at fucking work today, so hopefully I don't get fired. I just missed everyone. :bananamac:

 

And we fucking missed you.

 

 

 

Kind of like how the fucking Padres missed all of those pitches today. :P

 

 

 

Grrr Fucking Grrr!

 

 

If it makes you feel any fucking better I'm celebrating by drinking a beer right now.

 

Yeah, that fucking helps......not

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So what fuckin' happened Wes??? :unsure:

 

 

 

I was playing around on here while at fucking work today, so hopefully I don't get fired. I just missed everyone. :bananamac:

 

And we fucking missed you.

 

 

 

Kind of like how the fucking Padres missed all of those pitches today. :P

 

 

 

Grrr Fucking Grrr!

 

 

If it makes you feel any fucking better I'm celebrating by drinking a beer right now.

 

Yeah, that fucking helps......not

 

 

At least you can always count on your fucking Red Wings to bring you happiness.

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So what fuckin' happened Wes??? :unsure:

 

 

 

I was playing around on here while at fucking work today, so hopefully I don't get fired. I just missed everyone. :bananamac:

 

And we fucking missed you.

 

 

 

Kind of like how the fucking Padres missed all of those pitches today. :P

 

 

 

Grrr Fucking Grrr!

 

 

If it makes you feel any fucking better I'm celebrating by drinking a beer right now.

 

Yeah, that fucking helps......not

 

 

At least you can always count on your fucking Red Wings to bring you happiness.

 

Not fucking likely.

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Goooooooooood fuckin' morning California, France, fuckin' England and all the fuckin' ships at fuckin' sea! How the fuck is everybody??

 

I'm just killing some fuckin' time before I put the kid in the fuckin' car and go to the fuckin' store to buy some fuckin' dog food. Such a death defying fuckin' life I lead eh?

 

What about fuckin' Germany, for fuck's sake ?!?!?!

 

:crying:

 

Ach du lieber! Habe ich Deutschland vergessen?? Idiot! (How was that Swazi?)

 

Fuck it, I give up... good fucking morning to the whole fucking world!!! Fucking apologies to anyone I may have inadvertently fucking offended! From now on my good fucking morning greetings will be non-country specific!!

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Goooooooooood fuckin' morning California, France, fuckin' England and all the fuckin' ships at fuckin' sea! How the fuck is everybody??

 

I'm just killing some fuckin' time before I put the kid in the fuckin' car and go to the fuckin' store to buy some fuckin' dog food. Such a death defying fuckin' life I lead eh?

 

What about fuckin' Germany, for fuck's sake ?!?!?!

 

:crying:

 

Ach du lieber! Habe ich Deutschland vergessen?? Idiot! (How was that Swazi?)

 

Fuck it, I give up... good fucking morning to the whole fucking world!!! Fucking apologies to anyone I may have inadvertently fucking offended! From now on my good fucking morning greetings will be non-country specific!!

 

:blink: Did you just fucking call Swazi an idiot??? :blink:

 

:lol:

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:blink: Did you just fucking call Swazi an idiot??? :blink:

 

:lol:

 

No no no, I was calling MYSELF a fucking idiot, but then my high school German is probably so fucking fractured after so many years that I hope I didn't inadvertently call him that... I was fuckin' bashing on myself, Swazi, not you, I swear to God!!!

 

That's it, no more trying to speak German for me in these threads. Fuckin' sheesh. :(

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:blink: Did you just fucking call Swazi an idiot??? :blink:

 

:lol:

 

No no no, I was calling MYSELF a fucking idiot, but then my high school German is probably so fucking fractured after so many years that I hope I didn't inadvertently call him that... I was fuckin' bashing on myself, Swazi, not you, I swear to God!!!

 

That's it, no more trying to speak German for me in these threads. Fuckin' sheesh. :(

 

hehehehe......just tryin' to stir up some fuckin' shit...... :banana: Fuckin' l'il imp that I am..... :lol:

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Ehhh... fick dich. :)

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Oh, FUCK!! No fucking beer left in the fridge???? FUCK!! :doh:

 

Go to the fucking store, silly. Make sure you're wearing your Hammerfall shirt! :P But put shoes on, instead of those fuckin' pink bunny slippers I see you're wearing..... :lol:

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Oh, FUCK!! No fucking beer left in the fridge???? FUCK!! :doh:

 

I just bought a fucking case of Yuengling Premium this afternoon cuz I'm going away on my last fucking camping trip of the year this fucking weekend, Rob... want me to fuckin' UPS you a couple? :)

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Wow, this thread's been fuckin' active. Hope y'all fuckers are sleeping well at the moment. Thanks Keith for the big shout-out to Australia. I holler one back at ya for when you get up tomorrow fuckin' morning.

 

Last night, 15 days out from the honeymoon, my girl checked her passport and the fucking thing expires on the 11th of October. Fucking chaos in the Geoff household last fucking night!!! I didn't get to sleep until 1:00am, still fucking stressful, but luckily we found a way to get a passport in 48 hours, so she should have a new one at the start of next fucking week. Jeezus fucking christ did that give us a healthy fuckin' scare, though. Can't believe we hadn't checked until last fuckin' night. :lol:

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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw...I was about halfway to work this morning when I realized that I'd forgotten my fucking glasses AND my fucking key card that lets me into the fucking building. I was too far along to turn the fuck around to get them without being fucking late, so I soldiered on... now I'm going to be cross-eyed all day and blind by 6 PM. That fuckin' sucks.

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:blink: Did you just fucking call Swazi an idiot??? :blink:

 

:lol:

 

No no no, I was calling MYSELF a fucking idiot, but then my high school German is probably so fucking fractured after so many years that I hope I didn't inadvertently call him that... I was fuckin' bashing on myself, Swazi, not you, I swear to God!!!

 

That's it, no more trying to speak German for me in these threads. Fuckin' sheesh. :(

 

:rofl2:

 

Don't fuckin' worry !! :) I wasn't fuckin' offended at all !!

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No worries, I've successfully entered the country... All is well... :banana:

Really?? Is everything well, Pete? Are you sure you didn't fuckin forget anything??

 

FUCK! I hate when I do that... :anon:

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FUCK! I hate when I do that... :anon:

 

not me... I fuckin love it when ya do it :P

 

That's because you enjoy watching me fucking suffer, and you don't even try to fuckin' hide it... all that with me being so fucking fragile and all...

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not me... I fuckin love it when ya do it :P

 

That's because you enjoy watching me fucking suffer, and you don't even try to fuckin' hide it... all that with me being so fucking fragile and all...

nooooo, I just fuckin like messing with ya. And fuck no, I'm not going to try to hide it :P "fragile" ...that was fuckin funny :lol:

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not me... I fuckin love it when ya do it :P

 

That's because you enjoy watching me fucking suffer, and you don't even try to fuckin' hide it... all that with me being so fucking fragile and all...

nooooo, I just fuckin like messing with ya. And fuck no, I'm not going to try to hide it :P "fragile" ...that was fuckin funny :lol:

 

I am fucking shocked that you refuse to acknowledge my well documented fragility. :banana:

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Fuckin' A, is it fuckin' lunch time yet?? I'm starvin' like fuckin' Marvin up in this piece

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How's fuckin' Bonn, Pete ?? :lol:

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