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This day is going to be fucked.

 

Well, good fuckin' morning to you too Wes, you ray of fuckin' sunshine. :P

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This day is going to be fucked.

 

Well, good fuckin' morning to you too Wes, you ray of fuckin' sunshine. :P

 

 

 

I just have a bad bad feeling that work is going to fucking suck today.

Maybe I can be a ray of sunshine later today.

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I just have a bad bad feeling that work is going to fucking suck today.

Maybe I can be a ray of sunshine later today.

 

Work fucking sucks any day. That's nothing new.

 

I'm taking off tomorrow and fucking Friday cuz we have another fucking camping trip. I can't wait to break into that 30 pack of Pabst Blue Fucking Ribbon.

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I either need to go back to sleep, or get some good drugs to get rid of this raging fuckin headache I have :crying:

 

...drugs..........fuckin' drugs..............do it...........

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...drugs..........fuckin' drugs..............do it...........

 

ya gonna fuckin hook me up? :lol: cuz I don't have any fuckin good drugs :crying: So I fuckin came home to see if I can fuckin sleep off this fuckin headache.

 

Fuck yeah, I'll hook ya up!!

 

In the meantime.....sweet fuckin' dreams!!! :lol:

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I just have a bad bad feeling that work is going to fucking suck today.

Maybe I can be a ray of sunshine later today.

 

Work fucking sucks any day. That's nothing new.

 

I'm taking off tomorrow and fucking Friday cuz we have another fucking camping trip. I can't wait to break into that 30 pack of Pabst Blue Fucking Ribbon.

 

 

 

I have a fucking hat that has PBR's logo on it. I don't drink it to fucking often but every once in a while I'll pick up a 12 pack.

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Fuck Freddy, sounds fuckin' awesome. Where would a brother find a link for that fuckin' download?

 

I believe the fuckin web address is http://www.screamingferret.com , and the Recognizer song was somewhere in the fucking "media" section. Be forewarned that the song is pretty fucking terrible and the band kinda sucks but that chorus is just too fucking funny.

 

Fuckin' thanks mate, will try and check it out at home some fuckin' time. :) Porn is pretty fuckin' awesome.

 

I either need to go back to sleep, or get some good drugs to get rid of this raging fuckin headache I have :crying:

 

I hope that fuckin' headache fucked off Lisa. :wub: If not, let me know and I'll come and fuck it up for you with a good ol' fashioned delivery of whoop-ass.

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:wub: fuckin thanks, Geoff

 

Slept for about an hour and a 1/2, and the fucker's pretty much gone :bananamac:

 

Glad to hear it, Lisa. :wub: Cheeky fucker must have fucked off once it heard what I had in store for it. Can of whoop-ass remains closed... for now. <_<

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:wub: fuckin thanks, Geoff

 

Slept for about an hour and a 1/2, and the fucker's pretty much gone :bananamac:

 

Glad to hear it, Lisa. :wub: Cheeky fucker must have fucked off once it heard what I had in store for it. Can of whoop-ass remains closed... for now. <_<

 

Nice fuckin' job there Geoff. :tumbsup:

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fuck yeah! excellent fuckin job Geoff.... I'm back to smiling and tormenting my fuckin co-workers again :lol:

 

As it's fucking meant to be. A day without tormenting my fucking coworkers is like a day without sunshine. :woot:

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.....I would guess you're gonna fucking live?

 

 

 

Ahhh...tormening fucking coworkers/employees.......I'd never fucking do that...... :axe::banana:

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.....I would guess you're gonna fucking live?

 

 

 

Ahhh...tormening fucking coworkers/employees.......I'd never fucking do that...... :axe::banana:

 

 

Yeah I'm gonna live. It's just the fucking waiting that fucking kills me.

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.

 

I would love for my doctor to tell me I was going to be fucked. :)

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.

 

I would love for my doctor to tell me I was going to be fucked. :)

 

 

Wouldn't you fucking ask the question when? That way you at least fucking knew.

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.

 

I would love for my doctor to tell me I was going to be fucked. :)

 

Does your doctor say "this won't hurt a bit" first? Fuckin' liar, couldn't sit for days... <_<

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I just got back from going to the fucking doctor.

I really hate going to the fucking doctor.

 

As long as he didn't tell you you're going to be fucked.

 

I would love for my doctor to tell me I was going to be fucked. :)

 

Does your doctor say "this won't hurt a bit" first? Fuckin' liar, couldn't sit for days... <_<

 

To true. I hate going to the fucking doctors. Your always getting fucked (especially when you get the bill).

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This will be my last fucking post till Sunday night because we're leaving for our fucking camping trip in about an hour. I can taste that sweet, sweet Pabst Blue Fucking Ribbon already.

 

Have a great fuckin' weekend y'all! :tumbsup:

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