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Here is Jo doing her best Fucking Abba impression ;)

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Nice fuckin` pic Jez, too good for you mate :tumbsup:

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"Nice girl

She tried to sit on me"

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Faster Pussycat in my head... pretty fucking amusing.

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Has anyone else noticed it's Friday? And there's cricket on TV tonight - the 5th game of a tied at 2 all series, nonetheless? And there's beer in my fridge? And there's fresh home-made pizza in the fridge ready to go? And there's rock n' roll prepared to be played in my stereo? Is it just me, or does this sound like IT'S FUCKING PARTY TIME AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT!!!

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Fucking morons...

Who the fuck are you talking about?? :unsure:

People who don't like to fuckin' party?

Who the fuck doesn't like to party??? :crazy:

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Fucking morons...

Who the fuck are you talking about?? :unsure:

People who don't like to fuckin' party?

Who the fuck doesn't like to party??? :crazy:

Fucking morons!

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A nice bowl of fuckin` hot Chilli for tea, not for wimps though :tumbsup:

That's Jez fuckin' out then............ :whistle::whistle:

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You`re a hard man Ian, but yes, too hot for wimps :banana:

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A nice bowl of fuckin` hot Chilli for tea, not for wimps though :tumbsup:

That's Jez fuckin' out then............ :whistle::whistle:

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You`re a hard man Pink Ian, :banana:

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Only when he's in the mens shower. :whistle:

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A nice bowl of fuckin` hot Chilli for tea, not for wimps though :tumbsup:

That's Jez fuckin' out then............ :whistle::whistle:

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You`re a hard man Pink Ian, :banana:

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Only when he's in the mens shower. :whistle:

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:rofl2:

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John Malkovich could, frankly, fuck my brains out and wouldn't hear a fuckin nay out of me....

Hold on just one fuckin' second. (Runs off to find his John Malkovich mask.)

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John Malkovich could, frankly, fuck my brains out and wouldn't hear a fuckin nay out of me....

Hold on just one fuckin' second. (Runs off to find his John Malkovich mask.)

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you are fuckin naughty ;)

I read John Malkovich but my mind pictured John Lithgow fucking you. :blink::rofl2:

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John Malkovich could, frankly, fuck my brains out and wouldn't hear a fuckin nay out of me....

Hold on just one fuckin' second. (Runs off to find his John Malkovich mask.)

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you are fuckin naughty ;)

I read John Malkovich but my mind pictured John Lithgow fucking you. :blink::rofl2:

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thanks a fuckin lot Chris.

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John Malkovich could, frankly, fuck my brains out and wouldn't hear a fuckin nay out of me....

Hold on just one fuckin' second. (Runs off to find his John Malkovich mask.)

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you are fuckin naughty ;)

I read John Malkovich but my mind pictured John Lithgow fucking you. :blink::rofl2:

In full out "Third Rock From The Sun" persona...

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John Malkovich could, frankly, fuck my brains out and wouldn't hear a fuckin nay out of me....

Hold on just one fuckin' second. (Runs off to find his John Malkovich mask.)

You are fuckin naughty. ;)

Only when I'm wearing my John Malkovich mask, which should work out just fucking swell for you. :D

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