The F*%K Thread

[Fat Freddy]

"Oh FUCK! You know Eric Fucking Brittingham? Yes, Master, we will do whatever the fuck you say!"

[Li§a]

Ever have one of those fuckin days that you want to full-on smack someone upside-da-fuckin-head, just on general principle?

 

A gal here at work is just fuckin cruisin' for some smackage.

[Bubbasmama]

Ever have one of those fuckin days that you want to full-on smack someone upside-da-fuckin-head, just on general principle?

 

Yup.......damn near every fuckin' day......

[JLPRocks]

Ever have one of those fuckin days that you want to full-on smack someone upside-da-fuckin-head, just on general principle?

 

A gal here at work is just fuckin cruisin' for some smackage.

 

Ohhhhh yeahhh..........I fuckin' get like that!! Nothin' a good fuckin' ass beatin' wouldn't cure........!!

[Li§a]

"violence is not the fuckin answer" ...but just once, just once, I'd like a fuckin freebie.

[Fat Freddy]

Ever have one of those fuckin days that you want to full-on smack someone upside-da-fuckin-head, just on general principle?

 

A gal here at work is just fuckin cruisin' for some smackage.

 

I fuckin' work in an office full of fucking potential candidates.

[heaven&hell]

I wanna smack someone at least once a fucking day.

[Fat Freddy]

I think we should fuckin' designate one day a fuckin' year as "Smack the Fuck Out Of Someone day." On that day everybody gets to use one free smack on the fucker of their choice, without any retribution. I think it would reduce everybody's fuckin' stress levels BIG fuckin' time

[Blue Charvel]

I'm fuckin' all for that.

[heaven&hell]

I think we should fuckin' designate one day a fuckin' year as "Smack the Fuck Out Of Someone day." On that day everybody gets to use one free smack on the fucker of their choice, without any retribution. I think it would reduce everybody's fuckin' stress levels BIG fuckin' time

 

 

"Free Smack Day" ? - You think if a drug addict saw that sign he would be thinking "Fuck yeah".

 

Seriously though that's a great fucking idea.

[Fat Freddy]

My only fuckin' problem would be deciding who the fuck to use my free smack on. Like I said earlier, this fucking office is full of candidates

[Li§a]

I think we should fuckin' designate one day a fuckin' year as "Smack the Fuck Out Of Someone day." On that day everybody gets to use one free smack on the fucker of their choice, without any retribution. I think it would reduce everybody's fuckin' stress levels BIG fuckin' time

that's the "freebie" I was fuckin talkin' about! I think it should be allowed only on June 25th, so that it would be like getting xmas twice a fuckin year

 

...and I'd make it a really good fuckin smack too!! serve that fuckin head up like it was a volleyball

[Bubbasmama]

My only fuckin' problem would be deciding who the fuck to use my free smack on. Like I said earlier, this fucking office is full of candidates

 

Hmmmmm......'nother problem would be who's gonna use it on YOU!!! Yikes....

 

 

ooooops......edit.........fuck.

[Li§a]

Hmmmmm......'nother problem would be who's gonna use it on YOU!!! Yikes....

 

 

ooooops......edit.........fuck.

 

now, why'd ya hafta go and fuckin remind us of that

 

*walks away, kickin' a fuckin rock*

[Bubbasmama]

 

Hmmmmm......'nother problem would be who's gonna use it on YOU!!! Yikes....

 

 

ooooops......edit.........fuck.

 

now, why'd ya hafta go and fuckin remind us of that

 

*walks away, kickin' a fuckin rock*

 

Haha.....it's my job....it's what I do..........I AM Miss Fuckin' Sunshine.........Miss Fuckin' Glass Half Empty.........Miss Fuckin' Pessimistic

[heaven&hell]

 

Hmmmmm......'nother problem would be who's gonna use it on YOU!!! Yikes....

 

 

ooooops......edit.........fuck.

 

now, why'd ya hafta go and fuckin remind us of that

 

*walks away, kickin' a fuckin rock*

 

Haha.....it's my job....it's what I do..........I AM Miss Fuckin' Sunshine.........Miss Fuckin' Glass Half Empty.........Miss Fuckin' Pessimistic

 

 

Half Empty? I thought it was half full.

 

Maybe I should just poor myself another fucking beer and solve this issue.

[Li§a]

Haha.....it's my job....it's what I do..........I AM Miss Fuckin' Sunshine.........Miss Fuckin' Glass Half Empty.........Miss Fuckin' Pessimistic

well, this'll be fun, 'cuz I'm Miss Fuckin Optimistic

 

Half Empty? I thought it was half full.

 

Maybe I should just poor myself another fucking beer and solve this issue.

While you're up, would you mind pouring me a fuckin glass too?

[heaven&hell]

 

Haha.....it's my job....it's what I do..........I AM Miss Fuckin' Sunshine.........Miss Fuckin' Glass Half Empty.........Miss Fuckin' Pessimistic

well, this'll be fun, 'cuz I'm Miss Fuckin Optimistic

 

Half Empty? I thought it was half full.

 

Maybe I should just poor myself another fucking beer and solve this issue.

While you're up, would you mind pouring me a fuckin glass too?

 

 

Should I email it to you Lisa or should I fucking send it UPS.

[Li§a]

Should I email it to you Lisa or should I fucking send it UPS.

 

mail it please... UPS just throws stuff on the fuckin porch.

[JLPRocks]

I think we should fuckin' designate one day a fuckin' year as "Smack the Fuck Out Of Someone day." On that day everybody gets to use one free smack on the fucker of their choice, without any retribution. I think it would reduce everybody's fuckin' stress levels BIG fuckin' time

that's the "freebie" I was fuckin talkin' about! I think it should be allowed only on June 25th, so that it would be like getting xmas twice a fuckin year

 

...and I'd make it a really good fuckin smack too!! serve that fuckin head up like it was a volleyball

 

Ahhh....the dreaded fuckin' 'volleyball' smack...... "OUCH"!!!!!!! ........we need a fuckin' emoticon for that one!!!

 

...then we need one and call it 'bitch slap' !!

[Bubbasmama]

Heh heh

 

 

Ooooooops........did it again...........fuck.

 

I'm such a fuckin' lady it just doesn't fuckin' roll easily off my fuckin' tongue.....

[Evil Rick]

I think we should fuckin' designate one day a fuckin' year as "Smack the Fuck Out Of Someone day." On that day everybody gets to use one free smack on the fucker of their choice, without any retribution. I think it would reduce everybody's fuckin' stress levels BIG fuckin' time

that's the "freebie" I was fuckin talkin' about! I think it should be allowed only on June 25th, so that it would be like getting xmas twice a fuckin year

 

...and I'd make it a really good fuckin smack too!! serve that fuckin head up like it was a volleyball

 

Ahhh....the dreaded fuckin' 'volleyball' smack...... "OUCH"!!!!!!! ........we need a fuckin' emoticon for that one!!!

 

...then we need one and call it 'bitch slap' !!

Here's the bitch slap smilie:

 

I'll look for the other one...

 

How's this:

[Geoff]

I too would like to fuckin' smack some people at times too. As noted though, I fear I'd be on the receiving end of a few fuckin' smacks too.

 

I fucking hate Fridays. I love the end of the day, the fucking result, if you will, but the actual working days always end up being the worst of the fuckin' week. Except for those fucking Mondays.

[Bubbasmama]

FUCK!!!!!!!!! I feel evil today......

 

[Li§a]

Here's the bitch slap smilie:

 

I'll look for the other one...

 

How's this:

Riiiiick... your fuckin language!

 

but I love the fuckin 2nd one

 

 

FUCK!!!!!!!!! I feel evil today......

 

 

should make for an interesting fuckin interview today, Marla!