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i fuckin love Chocolate paydays and Milky Way Midnights:)

What about fucking champagne wishes and caviar dreams? Maybe orange roughy? The badass of the fucking fish world. They wear zoot suits you know? They go to fish bars and hit on those frilly goldfish. I once heard one ask "How you schooling?"

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I was in Video Fucking Ezy today and had a look at all the fuckin' chocolate bars. They were all there, minus Snickers. Fancy fuckin' that... loks like they are finished. RIP Snickers.

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I was in Video Fucking Ezy today and had a look at all the fuckin' chocolate bars. They were all there, minus Snickers. Fancy fuckin' that... loks like they are finished. RIP Snickers.

 

Fuck that! Snickers are the best fuckin candy bars in the fuckin' world! (Followed closely by fuckin' Whatchamacallits...)

 

If there are no more fuckin' Snickers in Australia, Geoff, we'll have to start sending you fuckin' regular shipments from the USA, where they still roam freely across our great plains in record fuckin' numbers.

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I was in Video Fucking Ezy today and had a look at all the fuckin' chocolate bars. They were all there, minus Snickers. Fancy fuckin' that... loks like they are finished. RIP Snickers.

 

Fuck that! Snickers are the best fuckin candy bars in the fuckin' world! (Followed closely by fuckin' Whatchamacallits...)

 

If there are no more fuckin' Snickers in Australia, Geoff, we'll have to start sending you fuckin' regular shipments from the USA, where they still roam freely across our great plains in record fuckin' numbers.

I totally fucking agree. Snickers are the fucking best. You should write your fucking goverment Geoff and fucking complain. If that don't work start a fucking protest. You don't think Australia took our :geoffadillos: campaign fucking seriously, do you?

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really fuckin windy!.....

 

 

wyoming wind sock..... a fuckin chain on a metal post.

 

That's a fucking Oklahoman joke too. Fucking Oklahoma. Wasn't Windy the girl in Peter Pan? Fucking Peter Pan. That dude will never grow. I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. Fucking Toys R Us. I still love that place. Fucking Geoffrey the Giraffe. Don't feed the Geoffreys. Geoffadillos you ask? Don't fucking feed them. No no. Geoff you say? He's as curious as he is handsome. Nevermind the tiny canned penises. Geoff is all man. Fucking men. Women are better. Fucking women. Now that sounds like a good idea!!! Back from the gym and on my third fucking cup of coffee. Obvious you say? Quite fucking obvious. What's with all the questions? Speaking of questions, is that chain on the post the one you broke that you wear? Chain on a post. The word chain in a post. Coincidence? I think fucking not. Do people wear fucking wind socks? Uh oh. Nevermind. I said nevermind. Back off. Little Dicky got the part. It's really fucking tough for him to leave though. He's fallen for his mom. Disturbing huh? Speaking of disturbing, why does coffee go right through me? I am like a fucking fountain today. Ok back and yes, I do feel better. I remembered to wash my hands this time. Where was I? Oh yeah. The rings of Saturn. Why don't any of the other planets get fucking rings? That really pisses me off, as I am a total fan of fucking Uranus. Some among us may try to twist my words. I said fucking Uranus, not fucking your anus. Geoff, Wes, Pete resist the urge to snicker. Twisting your anus. Now that's fucking funny. Feel free to snicker now. Snickers are just about the best candy bar ever. I think we should make them the official candy bar of Uranus. Mars has a candy bar, so why the fuck not? Speaking of Mercury, any one ever been? I go all the way to Mercury for my insurance. One hell of a drive but I love my fucking agent. On the subject of agents, did I mention that dicky got the part? Obscure references. I fucking love them. I wanna be an airborne ranger. In closing I just want to say. Do you see what happens when you leave me on my own Eric? Peace motherfucking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

This may be your best fucking work yet!!! :lol:

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This time change is fucking with me today. I am going to get through the day with out fucking coffee though. The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. We don't give a damn. Let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, burn.

 

Time Change hit me to. Im soooo Fuckin Tired. I gotta take a Fuckin a old man nap! :lol:

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This time change is fucking with me today. I am going to get through the day with out fucking coffee though. The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. We don't give a damn. Let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, burn.

 

Time Change hit me to. Im soooo Fuckin Tired. I gotta take a Fuckin a old man nap! :lol:

 

 

I fucking hear that. Not only am I tired from the time change but I drank to much last night so I'm even more tired from that. In my old age I can't recover like I did when I was in my prime. :P

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My puppy is using the fucking lounges as a fucking walkway... including me and the fuckin' computer. Fuck she is so fucking damn cute.

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I Fucking Hate Mondays! ;) Actually I Hate going back to Fucking work! :D

Oh I totally fucking agree with you!!! Mondays blow fucking retarded spider monkeys!!

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To go to fucking Samoa, or to not go to fucking Samoa.

I say fucking debate it in your head while eating a Samoa girl scout cookie...

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To go to fucking Samoa, or to not go to fucking Samoa.

 

I say you fucking think about it samoa.

Good call. Good fucking call. I had to think about it. At first, because I'm fucking slow, I thought you were calling me fucking Samoa, but it clicked soon after. Nicely etched mate. Nicely fucking etched.

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To go to fucking Samoa, or to not go to fucking Samoa.

 

I say you fucking think about it samoa.

Good call. Good fucking call. I had to think about it. At first, because I'm fucking slow, I thought you were calling me fucking Samoa, but it clicked soon after. Nicely etched mate. Nicely fucking etched.

 

There are samoa where that fucking came from.

 

i fuckin love Chocolate paydays and Milky Way Midnights:)

 

You get paid in chocolate? Fucking lucky. My job just gives me money. The milky way is stunning at midnight, but don't get me started on the rings of Saturn. Lousy with whores and uranus pushers. I will not fucking vacation there this year.

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To go to fucking Samoa, or to not go to fucking Samoa.

 

I say you fucking think about it samoa.

Good call. Good fucking call. I had to think about it. At first, because I'm fucking slow, I thought you were calling me fucking Samoa, but it clicked soon after. Nicely etched mate. Nicely fucking etched.

 

There are samoa where that fucking came from.

 

i fuckin love Chocolate paydays and Milky Way Midnights:)

 

You get paid in chocolate? Fucking lucky. My job just gives me money. The milky way is stunning at midnight, but don't get me started on the rings of Saturn. Lousy with whores and uranus pushers. I will not fucking vacation there this year.

How are you fucking doing in that "How to answer threads like Geoff" class you've been fucking going to??

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