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I've had 2 fucking liverworst sandwiches, an apple and a big slab of rocky fuckin' road this morning. But it's lunch time now and I'm still fuckin' hungry? Do I spend $1.80 for some delicious fucking french fries, put on a few more kilos and bring myself further into the depths of personal despair?

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My day fucking sucked today as have most of my fucking days this month.

 

I don't know if I can take anymore of my fucking job before I fucking snap and do something I'm gonna fucking regret.

 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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*Note to self: Don't give Wes my fuckin' gat next time I meet him for lunch and we go bowling, eat fuckin' chips from the same packet, talk about who's fuckin' hand is better-equipped for high-fives, spy on women he trips over so we can sneak a cheeky fuckin' glance up their skirts, start fights with jobless I-Robots and basically just skip stones across the river near his fuckin' office.*

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*Note to self: Don't give Wes my fuckin' gat next time I meet him for lunch and we go bowling, eat fuckin' chips from the same packet, talk about who's fuckin' hand is better-equipped for high-fives, spy on women he trips over so we can sneak a cheeky fuckin' glance up their skirts, start fights with jobless I-Robots and basically just skip stones across the river near his fuckin' office.*

 

 

 

When the fuck did we start a fight with a jobless I-Robot?

I'm sure that that fucking Robot had a job, was he not a Porn-bot?

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*Note to self: Don't give Wes my fuckin' gat next time I meet him for lunch and we go bowling, eat fuckin' chips from the same packet, talk about who's fuckin' hand is better-equipped for high-fives, spy on women he trips over so we can sneak a cheeky fuckin' glance up their skirts, start fights with jobless I-Robots and basically just skip stones across the river near his fuckin' office.*

 

 

 

When the fuck did we start a fight with a jobless I-Robot?

I'm sure that that fucking Robot had a job, was he not a Porn-bot?

Are you fucking serious? I thought he was telling us he had a small pin-dick... as in literally, his dick was a small metal pin and he couldn't get a start in the robot porn industry because his metal penis was too small. We are talking about the same I-Robot aren't we? The fucker who tried to chew your ear suggestively with his metal teeth when we thought we were having a civil fucking conversation?

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What the fuckin' fuck are Geoff and Wes talking about? :unsure:

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What the fuckin' fuck are Geoff and Wes talking about? :unsure:

 

 

I have lost my fucking mind and Geoff is trying to find it.

 

I think it was that damn Porno making I-robot that took it.

Stupid fucking I-robot's, you can't trust those mechanical fuckers.

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What the fuckin' fuck are Geoff and Wes talking about? :unsure:

 

 

I have lost my fucking mind and Geoff is trying to find it.

 

I think it was that damn Porno making I-robot that took it.

Stupid fucking I-robot's, you can't trust those mechanical fuckers.

Backed. There's a fuckin' reason Eric Brittingham denied them the gift of flesh when he created the fuckers.

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Geez I really hate my fucking job sometimes.

 

I fuckin' hear ya bro. Unfortunately, that's why they call it fuckin' "work"... cuz if it was fuckin' "fun" they wouldn't have to fuckin' pay ya for it... <_<

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Geez I really hate my fucking job sometimes.

 

I fuckin' hear ya bro. Unfortunately, that's why they call it fuckin' "work"... cuz if it was fuckin' "fun" they wouldn't have to fuckin' pay ya for it... <_<

 

Amen to that.

 

Yep this fucking day is picked up right where it left off yesterday. To top if all fuckin off the Bar & Grill where I went for lunch yesterday charged my bank card three fucking times, I called and yelled at that fuck today...I'm tellin ya. :hammer:

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Fuck me Runnin! You are having a Bad fuckin week. Hang the fuck in there babe, Fuckin FRIDAY is commin!

 

 

and FUCK i broke my gold chain i wear! FUCK !

 

Quit letting people fuck you while you're running and maybe it will be easier on the jewelry. I was also wondering how you hang a fuck.

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I was also wondering how you hang a fuck.

 

They have special fuckin' swings just for that fuckin' occasion. You can buy'em in those fuckin' adult goodie stores. ;)

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Fuckin' Thursday here, guys. Only 2 more days to go, then I have 4 off - that is so fucking awesome. I hope the weather clears the fuck up soon though. Surf may be the fuck up, dudes!

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Fuck!!!!!!!

 

I was pumped to watch Jericho and Criminal Minds but the fucking Kentucky basketball game is on so they won't fucking show them until fucking Midnight tonight.

 

Why the fuck would the network(CBS) show a Basketball game instead of two hit shows for the network. Stupid fucking Kentucky Wildcats. I fucking hate Kentucky Basketball. :2up:

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Norks, are they seriously just there to fuckin' destroy us? Such a perfect otherwise attainable pair... but it's not to fuckin' be. Not that I'm complaining at all about the fuckin alternative... but damn, what a fucking set of norks!

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Norks, are they seriously just there to fuckin' destroy us? Such a perfect otherwise attainable pair... but it's not to fuckin' be. Not that I'm complaining at all about the fuckin alternative... but damn, what a fucking set of norks!

 

 

Who the fuck are you talking about? Or are you just discussing Norks in general?

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We are getting fucking killed by a fucking blizzard today, I didn't even go into work.

 

If you're trapped in the fuckin' house I hope you are well stocked with fuckin' beer. You wouldn't want to run out before the fuckin' snow stops.

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eaglesfan3000 Posted Yesterday, 02:35 PM

The Widow has a fucking million of em'.

 

 

 

 

Yeah i got a fuckin million of em :P .......Fuckin cold and snow here again today too....

 

 

Freddy, I wouldn't know ANYTHING about ANY fuckin ADULT products :whistle:

 

 

and you hang a fuck VERY FUCKIN carefully! :nyanya:

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