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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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The average working man is going fucking broke....

 

That's cos he buys too many fucking CD's.

 

And too much fucking beer..well fuck you can NEVER have too much beer...

I beg to fuckin' differ young Eric.... :headbanger:

I Meant Fruit shoots Ian...I'm truely fucking sorry... :crazy:

One fuckin' day,you will fuckin' taste the mighty fuckin' Fruit Shoots Eric...And fuckin' :bowdown: to its fuckin' power... Oh fuckin' yes !!!!!!!!

Ian lives fucking dangerously! :headbanger:

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The average working man is going fucking broke....

 

That's cos he buys too many fucking CD's.

 

And too much fucking beer..well fuck you can NEVER have too much beer...

I beg to fuckin' differ young Eric.... :headbanger:

I Meant Fruit shoots Ian...I'm truely fucking sorry... :crazy:

One fuckin' day,you will fuckin' taste the mighty fuckin' Fruit Shoots Eric...And fuckin' :bowdown: to its fuckin' power... Oh fuckin' yes !!!!!!!!

Ian lives fucking dangerously! :headbanger:

Oh fuckin' dearie me... :crying::crying::crying:

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Dude, now I'm all fuckin thirsty for a fruit shoot.

 

(Goes to fridge)

 

Fuck! No fruit shoots... all I have is fuckin beer. Oh well, when in fuckin Rome... :chug:

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Jez Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Fuck it. I am being very naughty and having a fucking beer before I go to fucking work - fuck 'em!! :drink:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuck it. I am being very naughty and having a fucking beer before I go to fucking work - fuck 'em!! :drink:

 

 

oH MY FUCKING GAWD! PICK ME PICK ME! :lol:

I had to look twice but I was sure this page is dripping with fucking lust and beer. :unsure:

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Widda Playing Madison Square Gardens

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Fuck it. I am being very naughty and having a fucking beer before I go to fucking work - fuck 'em!! :drink:

 

 

oH MY FUCKING GAWD! PICK ME PICK ME! :lol:

I had to look twice but I was sure this page is dripping with fucking lust and beer. :unsure:

 

 

guilty as fuckin charged. haul me the fuck off :lol:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuck it. I am being very naughty and having a fucking beer before I go to fucking work - fuck 'em!! :drink:

 

 

oH MY FUCKING GAWD! PICK ME PICK ME! :lol:

I had to look twice but I was sure this page is dripping with fucking lust and beer. :unsure:

 

 

guilty as fuckin charged. haul me the fuck off :lol:

Fuckin' thought so. :tumbsup:

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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It is Wednesday today, but is actually Thursday as we have Friday off. Fucking joy!!!

 

Except it's still fucking raining. Hey rain. Fuck off.

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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It is Wednesday today, but is actually Thursday as we have Friday off. Fucking joy!!!

 

Except it's still fucking raining. Hey rain. Fuck off.

Don't ya'll need that fuckin rain over there?

 

I wish I fuckin had Friday off -_-

I think we needed the rain about 10 months ago, until it never fucking stopped. As far as I know they're considering lifting the current water restrictions. I exaggerate as it hasn't rained that much, but it has recently. I fucking hate it. It should only ever rain overnight - NEVER during the day.

 

Just take Friday off anyway. Party at my house.

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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off to do service for my mother Church, fuckin damnable magnets it is.

 

You don't use that kind of fuckin' language in church, or around your mother, for that fuckin matter, do ya?? :yikes:

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off to do service for my mother Church, fuckin damnable magnets it is.

 

You don't use that kind of fuckin' language in church, or around your mother, for that fuckin matter, do ya?? :yikes:

 

 

 

I have heard Father Tim use a foul word or two within its walls. and i am not in the fuckin door yet :lol:

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Fuck... I think I have a fuckin' cold... <_<

 

 

Pete, i will bring the fuckin noodle soup and be over in a fuckin jiffy.

That sounds fuckin' perfect, I'll wait right the fuck here... :headbanger:

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Nick C 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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The neighbours are home late tonight so my lovely wife offered to take the dogs out for a walk this morning for them...and also this afternoon, but as this is surplus to my little tale I shall mention the afternoon walk no further.

After taking them out she came home and remarked at how it was lucky she had taken them out today of all days, as when she picked up the post from their porch she noticed the postman had posted 3 of my CD's ... each in a seperate packet with my name and the number 26 on (our house number) into their letter box.

 

Hmmmmm I thought as I put down my violin and lazily inhaled on my pipe

 

"The FUCKIN' dozy FUCKER!"

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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i may fuckin beat someone the fuck to death before the day is over. or have a fuckin meltdown.

 

:yikes: Someone needs a fuckin' beer and a massage, fuckin' STAT!!!

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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i may fuckin beat someone the fuck to death before the day is over. or have a fuckin meltdown.

 

:yikes: Someone needs a fuckin' beer and a massage, fuckin' STAT!!!

and a Vicodan and some fuckin chocolate...Calgon fuckin take me away...

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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i may fuckin beat someone the fuck to death before the day is over. or have a fuckin meltdown.

 

:yikes: Someone needs a fuckin' beer and a massage, fuckin' STAT!!!

and a Vicodan and some fuckin chocolate...Calgon fuckin take me away...

 

Sounds more like someone else is gonna get taken fuckin away...in a fuckin ambulance if The Widda gets hold of'em :yikes:

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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i may fuckin beat someone the fuck to death before the day is over. or have a fuckin meltdown.

 

:yikes: Someone needs a fuckin' beer and a massage, fuckin' STAT!!!

and a Vicodan and some fuckin chocolate...Calgon fuckin take me away...

 

Sounds more like someone else is gonna get taken fuckin away...in a fuckin ambulance if The Widda gets hold of'em :yikes:

I Pity da' po fuckin foo....

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