Metal Jay Still At It.

[Doksdad]

Santa is round, jolly and very giving.

 

He's also quite handsome in summer when he shaves that beard off.

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Rumor has it, all the elves fight over who gets to shave it off.

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Then they fill their little elf pillows with the lovely soft white hairs.

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Except for Sneezy Elf.....he's deathly allergic. Not even Benadryl could bring him back....

[Nick C]

Poor poor Sneezy Elf, one of natures losers I think! Not like his brother Superluckydynamitefunguyandpopularwiththechicks Elf.

[Doksdad]

Poor poor Sneezy Elf, one of natures losers I think! Not like his brother Superluckydynamitefunguyandpopularwiththechicks Elf.

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I think I have his autograph.....at least half of it. His poor little elf fingers cramped up and he passed out. He does have a bit of a drinking problem

[Geoff]

Poor poor Sneezy Elf, one of natures losers I think! Not like his brother Superluckydynamitefunguyandpopularwiththechicks Elf.

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I think I have his autograph.....at least half of it. His poor little elf fingers cramped up and he passed out. He does have a bit of a drinking problem

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I also have a drinking problem. For some reason I appear to think my chin is thirstier than my mouth most the time.

[Geoff]

Geoff was the last poster in this thread, two days ago. He thanks poodles for the opportunity to post again, and is sponsored by camel humps.

[JustJason]

Metal Jay has been busy delivering toys to all the little boys and girls.

 

:::disclaimer:::The above statement is a holdiay secret. Exposing this secret into everday society will result in a special team of Black Op elves being sent to your home to eliminate you.

[Geoff]

Metal Jay has been busy delivering toys to all the little boys and girls.

 

:::disclaimer:::The above statement is a holdiay secret. Exposing this secret into everday society will result in a special team of Black Op elves being sent to your home to eliminate you.

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The world is full of secrets. I guess it's okay to let you know now, but I am actually one of the reindeer who guided your sleigh a couple of nights ago. It would be beyond my resposibilities to alert you as to which one though.

[JustJason]

Metal Jay has been busy delivering toys to all the little boys and girls.

 

:::disclaimer:::The above statement is a holdiay secret. Exposing this secret into everday society will result in a special team of Black Op elves being sent to your home to eliminate you.

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The world is full of secrets. I guess it's okay to let you know now, but I am actually one of the reindeer who guided your sleigh a couple of nights ago. It would be beyond my resposibilities to alert you as to which one though.

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Not Blitzen, I hope. He was pissed off his ass again. I am seriously thinking of letting him go. There is a rookie reindeer named Rockin' that I am seriously thinking of giving a chance.

[Nick C]

You know I woulda thought Rudolph would have been the one smashed on account of his red nose!

[Geoff]

No one is allowed to drink on my watch. Either this reindeer is just clumsy, or he disobeyed me. Someone from behind tickled my ass with a feather as we flew through the night, so I dare say the mood was a little jovial. We took some pills, pot, coke and other recreational drugs before we took off, but as I say - no alcohol on my watch.

[Nick C]

I have a watch...it has a second hand and hour hand and a minute hand ... even a little bit where it tells you the date!

[Bubbasmama]

I have a watch...it has a second hand and hour hand and a minute hand ... even a little bit where it tells you the date!

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I 'kill' watches. Every damn watch I get dies within ONE week. Even the Timex my Daddy wore for YEARS.......one week on my wrist...........POOF.

[Geoff]

I have a watch...it has a second hand and hour hand and a minute hand ... even a little bit where it tells you the date!

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I 'kill' watches. Every damn watch I get dies within ONE week. Even the Timex my Daddy wore for YEARS.......one week on my wrist...........POOF.

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Have you eaten kryptonite recently, or injected it into your veins?

[Nick C]

Superman doesn't like the stuff but Spiderman keeps sneaking it into his underpants while he's asleep!

[Geoff]

Superman doesn't like the stuff but Spiderman keeps sneaking it into his underpants while he's asleep!

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Ah... I was wondering what that unusual bulge in his pants was the other night when I came home from work.

[JustJason]

Sleeping at work is frowned upon.

[Blue Charvel]

Sleeping at work is frowned upon.

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Give you advice, or speak you from personal experience?

[Geoff]

Sleeping at work is frowned upon.

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I did a short stint as a professional sleeper. People smiled upon me as I slept.

[JustJason]

Sleeping at work is frowned upon.

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Give you advice, or speak you from personal experience?

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Personal experience I speak from.

[Blue Charvel]

Sleeping at work is frowned upon.

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Give you advice, or speak you from personal experience?

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Personal experience I speak from.

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Vomiting in the workplace: also not good for career advancement.

[Nick C]

Drinking a six pack at your desk is also a bit of a no no!

I think vodka is ok if you work for a Russian company though! It might even be company policy to have it!

[JustJason]

:::UPDATE:::

 

The mystery track is still a mystery track.

 

That is all.

[Geoff]

She's a mystery. My most beautiful regret, I will never understand. But she's a mystery.

 

Peace negros.

[JustJason]

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song. Young girl with eyes like the desert. It all seems like yesterday, not far away. Tropical the island breeze. All of nature, wild and free. Ths is where I long to be. La isla bonita.

[Geoff]

Taken aback by the beauty of nature, home of love I wish to nurture. Captain Lift abord the vessel of Garden Rake, I wish for you to contemplate. The ways of Trudy, my taken lady. Fall before me, lady of the valley.