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Tiger Woods' Sexts


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I'm as tired of hearing about Tiger Woods as the next person, but I just had to share this for anyone who hasn't read them yet. Here are some of the texts (sexts if you will) shared between Tiger and porn star Joslyn James.

 

http://yeeeah.com/20...ers/#more-58856

 

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Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:

After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

 

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

 

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

 

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my fucking whore

 

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

 

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

 

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

 

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

 

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

 

 

 

 

There are alot more at this link : http://yeeeah.com/20...ers/#more-58856

 

The ones above are the "best" so to speak. :quagmire:

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Too bad she didn't include her replies for all to read... :whistle::tits:

B-b-b-backed! Are we meant to believe the silly slut was sending messages about how bad Tiger was for cheating on his wife and how nice the flowers in her garden looked? Yeah, Tiger f*cked up but having some stupid slut air this stuff is very uncool. Hilarious and awesome, but not cool.

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Truly epic!

 

Looks like ole Tiger is just a guy like the rest of us...

 

Pretty pathetic, just cause he is "famous" that we have to run him through the muck. If this was any other Joe in the world who would care?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Backed! The only people he owes an explanation & apology to are his God & his wife & family...nobody else!!

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Truly epic!

 

Looks like ole Tiger is just a guy like the rest of us...

 

Pretty pathetic, just cause he is "famous" that we have to run him through the muck. If this was any other Joe in the world who would care?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Backed! The only people he owes an explanation & apology to are his God & his wife & family...nobody else!!

Haha. I'd make a guess that "his god" would care as much about this as I would care about running my hand through my hair. His wife and kids are all that are "owed" anything in this matter.

 

Still, those sexts kick ass.

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Truly epic!

 

Looks like ole Tiger is just a guy like the rest of us...

 

Pretty pathetic, just cause he is "famous" that we have to run him through the muck. If this was any other Joe in the world who would care?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Backed! The only people he owes an explanation & apology to are his God & his wife & family...nobody else!!

Haha. I'd make a guess that "his god" would care as much about this as I would care about running my hand through my hair. His wife and kids are all that are "owed" anything in this matter.

 

Still, those sexts kick ass.

 

Geoff you're probably right about "his God" not caring...on a side note what do you think his hair would feel like if you got the chance to run your fingers through it? :lol:

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  • 1 month later...

:rofl2: Tiger Wood's injury concern is a bulging dick...disc.

What a classic !!!!!

The amount he use to use his dick to the amount of times he is using it now, of course it would be bulging :rofl2:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH7UotkO5eo

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