Things Ive learned today

[Geoff]

I’ve found that whilst generally sucking immensely, life also offers you with many challenges and complicated situations that you’d rather not have to deal with, yet one brings them onto oneself in the first place.

[aMetalhead1966]

I've Learned today that the cattle in England are running scared

[Jez]

I've Learned today that the cattle in England are running scared

 

 

Moooooooooooo!

[aMetalhead1966]

I've Learned today that the cattle in England are running scared

 

 

Moooooooooooo!

[Chris]

I learned that Ian really does have snakeskin boots and a sh*tload of Bo & Luke CD's.

[Jez]

I learned that Ian really does have snakeskin boots and a sh*tload of Bo & Luke CD's.

 

Backed - I have witnessed this fact!!

[Wotty]

I learned that Ian really does have snakeskin boots and a sh*tload of Bo & Luke CD's.

 

Backed - I have witnessed this fact!!

I learned today that Jez obviously couldn't resist "Yokel Mindbending" and has become strangely dillusional !!!

[Fat Freddy]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

[Geoff]

I've learned that there are very few good or even decent books on 80's Hard Rock or Porn on the market. Kind of sad, actually. What else are we meant to read?

[heaven&hell]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maybe you should play him that song "Peaches" from the Presidents of the United States of America, and the subliminal message of that song will make him like peaches.

[Blue Charvel]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maybe you should play him that song "Peaches" from the Presidents of the United States of America, and the subliminal message of that song will make him like peaches.

Millions of Peaches!

[Wotty]

I learned today,that not only did he interupt my phone call,my physio said "you may have some discomfort in your shoulde blade area over the next day or so".So now it hurts.Great !!!!

[heaven&hell]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maybe you should play him that song "Peaches" from the Presidents of the United States of America, and the subliminal message of that song will make him like peaches.

Millions of Peaches!

 

Peaches for me!

[Fat Freddy]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maybe you should play him that song "Peaches" from the Presidents of the United States of America, and the subliminal message of that song will make him like peaches.

Millions of Peaches!

 

Peaches for me!

 

Ugh, I hate that song!! If that's the only solution, then he can hate peaches all he wants.

 

As for today's lesson, I have learned (fortunately for my wardrobe) that the baby really REALLY LIKES sweet potatoes.

 

He's only been on solid (or as solid as baby foods get anyway) food for about two weeks so every new flavor combination is a new adventure. The only thing he's out and out HATED so far has been those peaches... otherwise, he hasn't been too picky.

[heaven&hell]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maybe you should play him that song "Peaches" from the Presidents of the United States of America, and the subliminal message of that song will make him like peaches.

Millions of Peaches!

 

Peaches for me!

 

Ugh, I hate that song!! If that's the only solution, then he can hate peaches all he wants.

 

As for today's lesson, I have learned (fortunately for my wardrobe) that the baby really REALLY LIKES sweet potatoes.

 

He's only been on solid (or as solid as baby foods get anyway) food for about two weeks so every new flavor combination is a new adventure. The only thing he's out and out HATED so far has been those peaches... otherwise, he hasn't been too picky.

 

Yeah that song can drive you crazy. I used to really hate but now it just makes me laugh.

 

As for Sweet Potatoes, I'm a big fan at least of the real thing not the baby food kind.

I really like Sweet Potatoe fries.

[Fat Freddy]

I really like Sweet Potatoe fries.

 

My wife makes kickass home made sweet potato fries. Yum yum f**kin' yum!

[Nick C]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maannn if only I had got here earlier.

 

I went to a darkened cave on a lonely fog bound moor for a cup of tea .... like you do....when an old hag came out from the darkness at the back of the cave (no not Justin Hawkins...out of the darkness get it???? hahaha?? no?). I spat tea everywhere but she told me to be still and she would read the future in the leaves at the bottom of my cup.

Well I had taken a bucket of tea up there so after a couple of hours and quite a few visits to take a leak behind a rock I handed it over to her......

 

"You shall have riches beyond your imagination (Great 5 quid thought)

"Nations will fall at your feet - completely ignore you and worship the bloke you're stood in front of, your hair will never grow back as long and lush as it was, It takes two to tango, you have your underpants on inside out and back to front (but that one was easy as they were on my head!).

The cheese in your fridge will be gone when you get home and the lettuce in the crisper could well be off.

You keep me moooovin', stop trying to pay people with dead skin cells...it's not legal tender"

 

Then she closed her eyes and went into a trance....I sorta backed out and thanked her for the life changing predictions provided......just as I left I heard her say...

 

"The child of Fat Freddy will not tolerate peaches"

 

So terrified I ran back home...to this thread....just too late!

[heaven&hell]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maannn if only I had got here earlier.

 

I went to a darkened cave on a lonely fog bound moor for a cup of tea .... like you do....when an old hag came out from the darkness at the back of the cave (no not Justin Hawkins...out of the darkness get it???? hahaha?? no?). I spat tea everywhere but she told me to be still and she would read the future in the leaves at the bottom of my cup.

Well I had taken a bucket of tea up there so after a couple of hours and quite a few visits to take a leak behind a rock I handed it over to her......

 

"You shall have riches beyond your imagination (Great 5 quid thought)

"Nations will fall at your feet - completely ignore you and worship the bloke you're stood in front of, your hair will never grow back as long and lush as it was, It takes two to tango, you have your underpants on inside out and back to front (but that one was easy as they were on my head!).

The cheese in your fridge will be gone when you get home and the lettuce in the crisper could well be off.

You keep me moooovin', stop trying to pay people with dead skin cells...it's not legal tender"

 

Then she closed her eyes and went into a trance....I sorta backed out and thanked her for the life changing predictions provided......just as I left I heard her say...

 

"The child of Fat Freddy will not tolerate peaches"

 

So terrified I ran back home...to this thread....just too late!

 

Nick are you off your meds again?

[Fat Freddy]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maannn if only I had got here earlier.

 

I went to a darkened cave on a lonely fog bound moor for a cup of tea .... like you do....when an old hag came out from the darkness at the back of the cave (no not Justin Hawkins...out of the darkness get it???? hahaha?? no?). I spat tea everywhere but she told me to be still and she would read the future in the leaves at the bottom of my cup.

Well I had taken a bucket of tea up there so after a couple of hours and quite a few visits to take a leak behind a rock I handed it over to her......

 

"You shall have riches beyond your imagination (Great 5 quid thought)

"Nations will fall at your feet - completely ignore you and worship the bloke you're stood in front of, your hair will never grow back as long and lush as it was, It takes two to tango, you have your underpants on inside out and back to front (but that one was easy as they were on my head!).

The cheese in your fridge will be gone when you get home and the lettuce in the crisper could well be off.

You keep me moooovin', stop trying to pay people with dead skin cells...it's not legal tender"

 

Then she closed her eyes and went into a trance....I sorta backed out and thanked her for the life changing predictions provided......just as I left I heard her say...

 

"The child of Fat Freddy will not tolerate peaches"

 

So terrified I ran back home...to this thread....just too late!

 

[Blue Charvel]

This evening I learned that my baby son HATES peaches. I mean, really f**kin' HATES peaches.

 

I have several stains on my shirt to back up this claim.

 

Maannn if only I had got here earlier.

 

I went to a darkened cave on a lonely fog bound moor for a cup of tea .... like you do....when an old hag came out from the darkness at the back of the cave (no not Justin Hawkins...out of the darkness get it???? hahaha?? no?). I spat tea everywhere but she told me to be still and she would read the future in the leaves at the bottom of my cup.

Well I had taken a bucket of tea up there so after a couple of hours and quite a few visits to take a leak behind a rock I handed it over to her......

 

"You shall have riches beyond your imagination (Great 5 quid thought)

"Nations will fall at your feet - completely ignore you and worship the bloke you're stood in front of, your hair will never grow back as long and lush as it was, It takes two to tango, you have your underpants on inside out and back to front (but that one was easy as they were on my head!).

The cheese in your fridge will be gone when you get home and the lettuce in the crisper could well be off.

You keep me moooovin', stop trying to pay people with dead skin cells...it's not legal tender"

 

Then she closed her eyes and went into a trance....I sorta backed out and thanked her for the life changing predictions provided......just as I left I heard her say...

 

"The child of Fat Freddy will not tolerate peaches"

 

So terrified I ran back home...to this thread....just too late!

 

It's no laughin' matter lad, it's been prophesied. Ya don' bloody laugh at prophesies, lest ye be knackered, or worse... daft!

[hardrock80srule]

Well I learned I can post a thread that gets more than one reply

[Geoff]

I learned today that I made a good decision by voting for the defeated John Howard in the last Aussie elections because Kevin Rudd is a moron. As far as I'm concerned he can retrieve his apology and dispose of it inside his ass, where his head obviously is.

[Fat Freddy]

I learned today that if your car goes into a spin on an icy road, there really is fuck-all you can do to stop it.

[Geoff]

I learned today that if your car goes into a spin on an icy road, there really is fuck-all you can do to stop it.

Replace 'icy' with 'wet' and I've learnt that lesson twice before in my life. Except once the gutter put a stop to it (and my chassy [sp]) and the other time a tree put a stop to it.

[Chris]

Today I learned that Geoff must be very bored.