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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

 

benders...

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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

 

benders...

 

 

I shall ignore that remark :lol:

 

 

That's it Geoff you're getting it right mate...just show you once more....watch

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

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...Then It happened...the obelisk feeling of uncertainty that was shat upon his soul,

like a thunderous echo from hell... those cursed words of tyranny amplified in his ears...We're outta beer and it's your turn to buy!!

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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

 

benders...

 

 

I shall ignore that remark :lol:

 

 

That's it Geoff you're getting it right mate...just show you once more....watch

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Okay mate. I'm pretty sure I have it right this time. Okay, let me know if this is okay...

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

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Dear God,

 

Why did my stereo break? Why? Why? :crying:

 

Because the Universe hates you. Frickin' universe. :angry:

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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

 

benders...

 

 

I shall ignore that remark :lol:

 

 

That's it Geoff you're getting it right mate...just show you once more....watch

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Okay mate. I'm pretty sure I have it right this time. Okay, let me know if this is okay...

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Nailed it there mate!! The pupil becomes the master, now I can retire to my mansion paid for with the profits from my ill gained bending exploits.

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I could bend a 500ft construction crane with my bare hands if I wanted to!

You mean like this - *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Good grief no...noooo...that's not the way to do it :rolleyes: Do it like this...watch and learn.....

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Ah, okay. I get you now. Is this right...? *bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

 

benders...

 

 

I shall ignore that remark :lol:

 

 

That's it Geoff you're getting it right mate...just show you once more....watch

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

Okay mate. I'm pretty sure I have it right this time. Okay, let me know if this is okay...

 

*bends 500ft construction crane with bare hands*

 

Nailed it there mate!! The pupil becomes the master, now I can retire to my mansion paid for with the profits from my ill gained bending exploits.

I'm so happy now I almost wept. But iron men don't have tears. Get's kind of rusty inside if they do.

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

 

You to , those little pixie fuckers!

 

I may try Corn Flakes instead then.

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

 

When my Rice Krispies give me attitude like that, I drop slices of banana on'em from high above... that usually gets'em back in line...

 

If they're particularly attitudinal, then I drop a watermelon on'em!!

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

 

You to , those little pixie fuckers!

 

I may try Corn Flakes instead then.

Yes they are much more politer

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

 

You to , those little pixie fuckers!

 

I may try Corn Flakes instead then.

Yes they are much more politer

 

 

But very sharp, make your nose bleed like a fucker!!

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If I snort 'Rice Crispies' (Breakfast Cereal for you US Folks) up through my nose, should I have a mouthful of milk to wash them down afterwards?

 

Yes.

Be careful....I was eating some Rice Crispies this a.m. and I distinctly

heard them say...Snap!! Crackle!! Fuck You!!!!

 

When my Rice Krispies give me attitude like that, I drop slices of banana on'em from high above... that usually gets'em back in line...

 

If they're particularly attitudinal, then I drop a watermelon on'em!!

:rofl2::drink:

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The cave looked dark. Steve and Bernie were hesitant to enter. The looked at each other. "Should we enter?" they said in unison. "Yeah," they said in unison. "You're gay," they said in unison. 'Lolz," they said in unison.

 

After much discussion they ventured into the cave. As first suspected, it was dark. "It's pretty dark in here," they said in unison. And it was. It was dark in there.

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The cave looked dark. Steve and Bernie were hesitant to enter. The looked at each other. "Should we enter?" they said in unison. "Yeah," they said in unison. "You're gay," they said in unison. 'Lolz," they said in unison.

 

After much discussion they ventured into the cave. As first suspected, it was dark. "It's pretty dark in here," they said in unison. And it was. It was dark in there.

 

:unsure: i cant see anything.

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The cave looked dark. Steve and Bernie were hesitant to enter. The looked at each other. "Should we enter?" they said in unison. "Yeah," they said in unison. "You're gay," they said in unison. 'Lolz," they said in unison.

 

After much discussion they ventured into the cave. As first suspected, it was dark. "It's pretty dark in here," they said in unison. And it was. It was dark in there.

 

:unsure: i cant see anything.

:unsure: i cant see anything.

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