Pointless Nonsense

[heaven&hell]

Tim, that was beautiful. You are beautiful.

 

But is he as beautiful as James Blunt or whatever that dudes name is?

[Blue Charvel]

In the conversion process from version 4.0 to 5.0, two zeros will be added.

[Geoff]

James Blunt gets a 0 for being sexy. Tim gets a 9.5.

[Blue Charvel]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

[heaven&hell]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

[Geoff]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Isn't that Lordi's lead singer?

[heaven&hell]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Isn't that Lordi's lead singer?

 

No that's Gene Simmons without makeup.

[aMetalhead1966]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Isn't that Lordi's lead singer?

 

No that's Gene Simmons without makeup.

no it's Ozzy...

[heaven&hell]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Isn't that Lordi's lead singer?

 

No that's Gene Simmons without makeup.

no it's Ozzy...

 

It looks like Axl Rose to me.

[TIM (2)]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Yeah alright, so you found a pic of me back when I was a childrens entertainer struggling to make ends-meet. The real low-point for me came during the spell in prison:-

 

[heaven&hell]

Backed! Tim is HOT!

 

 

Yeah alright, so you found a pic of me back when I was a childrens entertainer struggling to make ends-meet. The real low-point for me came during the spell in prison:-

 

 

[Nick C]

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA Classic

[TIM (2)]

Another poem:

 

At work I sit opposite a fat ugly moose

She stares at my crotch letting her shirt buttons come loose

Even though she's as old as the world

Big Norks

[TIM (2)]

My girlfriend decided to get her nipple pierced last weekend. Personally I think it makes her look more feminine/sexy but I wondered what you guys thought?....

 

[aMetalhead1966]

My girlfriend decided to get her nipple pierced last weekend. Personally I think it makes her look more feminine/sexy but I wondered what you guys thought?....

 

...god I feel horribly ill....must go barf....

[Jez]

You guys are getting really sick. Toenails and now this. I am quite frankly ashamed of the depths you will go to to get a cheap laugh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saying that, those pierced nips are pretty nice though

[heaven&hell]

My girlfriend decided to get her nipple pierced last weekend. Personally I think it makes her look more feminine/sexy but I wondered what you guys thought?....

 

 

[Stefan]

My girlfriend decided to get her nipple pierced last weekend. Personally I think it makes her look more feminine/sexy but I wondered what you guys thought?....

 

 

Don't know if I should barf or laugh. Maybe I'll do both

[Geoff]

It's times like these that I just really wish I hadn't survived yesterday.

[Fat Freddy]

GAAAAAH! I'M BLIND! BLIND I SAY!!!

[Geoff]

I just saw it again. Why didn't the hawk that was perched on my shoulder all the way to work peck my eyes out?

[heaven&hell]

Pull my finger...............

[Geoff]

I like the cheese. The rest, not so much, I just like the cheese.

[heaven&hell]

I like the cheese. The rest, not so much, I just like the cheese.

 

American? Swiss? Pepper Check? Motzarella? Parmesean?

[Geoff]

I like the cheese. The rest, not so much, I just like the cheese.

 

American? Swiss? Pepper Check? Motzarella? Parmesean?

Any and all, I guess. Although I have no idea what American or Pepper Check cheese tastes like.