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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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there's over 800 fuckin wildfires burning in Cali now :(

Holy fuck, Lisa! Hope they're not too close to you. Take care and I will do a bomb in the swimming pool tonight with the hope a splash or two reaches you. :wub:

Thanks Geoff - you da best :wub:

The third one in a month in my county was contained just two fuckin days ago & flames came within five fuckin feet of my sister-in-law's house on that one. She came home to a note on her fuckin door from the firefighters, thanking her for having all the under-brush cleared away... gave them the fuckin edge they needed to save her house & her neighbor's.

Holy fuck, I hope the weather starts cooperating over there. :(

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

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Swazi 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

 

Yeah, and don't forget the fuckin' chain they should be locked to .... 10m long .... just enough to get to the kitchen and the bedroom. :lol:

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

Somebody's going to be a lucky fucker! :beerbang:

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

 

Yeah, and don't forget the fuckin' chain they should be locked to .... 10m long .... just enough to get to the kitchen and the bedroom. :lol:

Fuckin' German engineering, you can't fuckin' beat it! :drink:

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

 

Yeah, and don't forget the fuckin' chain they should be locked to .... 10m long .... just enough to get to the kitchen and the bedroom. :lol:

Fuckin' German engineering, you can't fuckin' beat it! :drink:

 

 

I was gonna say...the germans are the SHIT when it comes to fuckin engineering..and pete....thank you ......he would be a lucky fucker indeed i think? ;)

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Swazi 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

Woman don't need fuckin' seats, they should be cooking and cleaning whenever they're awake, right? :gone:

 

 

Pete, i ought to fuckin beat you like the red headed step child you are :lol: .....But....that i shouldn't fuckin say that, that is what the fuck i want to make a career out of of, cookin and cleaning and being a dirty girl in the bedroom :bananamac:

 

Yeah, and don't forget the fuckin' chain they should be locked to .... 10m long .... just enough to get to the kitchen and the bedroom. :lol:

Fuckin' German engineering, you can't fuckin' beat it! :drink:

 

 

I was gonna say...the germans are the SHIT when it comes to fuckin engineering..and pete....thank you ......he would be a lucky fucker indeed i think? ;)

 

:lol: Ain't this the fuckin' truth !! :lol:

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuckin'A, I'm fuckin tired. Fuck this place.

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There's a girl is this year's Aussie 'Big Brother' house with the hugest norks ever - something like GG, all natural - and she can't stand the sight of a man cooking or cleaning (including dishes, vacuuming etc.) because she thinks that's a woman's duty. She's 18 years old. Need I say any fuckin' more?

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Swazi 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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getting time to flop. good nite fuckers. By the fuckin way, for those of you who know what the fuck happens on thursdays....it is fuckin thursday tommorow. :wub:

 

So, what is fuckin' happening today ?? Today Russia is playing against Spain in the fuckin' semifinals of the european football championship, if anyone is fuckin' interested.

 

But I know you are fuckin' not interested !! :(

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getting time to flop. good nite fuckers. By the fuckin way, for those of you who know what the fuck happens on thursdays....it is fuckin thursday tommorow. :wub:

 

So, what is fuckin' happening today ?? Today Russia is playing against Spain in the fuckin' semifinals of the european football championship, if anyone is fuckin' interested.

 

But I know you are fuckin' not interested !! :(

I'm fuckin' interested..By the fuckin' way Bernd,don't you think that fuckin' Germany were a tad fuckin' fortunate to get to the fuckin' final ??

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What the fuck is going on all!!! I've been away for quite a fucking while now. Well I'm fucking back (hopefully).

 

H4L, where the fuck have you been dude?? I was just re-reading an old fuckin thread yesterday that had some fuckin posts in it from you and I actually said to myself "What the fuck ever happened to that fuckin guy? He was a cool fucker."

 

Welcome the fuck back either way!!

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getting time to flop. good nite fuckers. By the fuckin way, for those of you who know what the fuck happens on thursdays....it is fuckin thursday tommorow. :wub:

 

So, what is fuckin' happening today ?? Today Russia is playing against Spain in the fuckin' semifinals of the european football championship, if anyone is fuckin' interested.

 

But I know you are fuckin' not interested !! :(

I'm fuckin' interested..By the fuckin' way Bernd,don't you think that fuckin' Germany were a tad fuckin' fortunate to get to the fuckin' final ??

 

Do I fuckin' think that ?!?! You are damn fuckin' right that I think that !!

 

On the other side the turkish team was fuckin' fortunate fuckin' 3 times to get to the fuckin' semifinals !

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getting time to flop. good nite fuckers. By the fuckin way, for those of you who know what the fuck happens on thursdays....it is fuckin thursday tommorow. :wub:

 

So, what is fuckin' happening today ?? Today Russia is playing against Spain in the fuckin' semifinals of the european football championship, if anyone is fuckin' interested.

 

But I know you are fuckin' not interested !! :(

I'm fuckin' interested..By the fuckin' way Bernd,don't you think that fuckin' Germany were a tad fuckin' fortunate to get to the fuckin' final ??

 

Do I fuckin' think that ?!?! You are damn fuckin' right that I think that !!

 

On the other side the turkish team was fuckin' fortunate fuckin' 3 times to get to the fuckin' semifinals !

Bernd.You're fuckin' right on both fuckin' counts.........

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