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Fucking fuck the fuckin' world! As I have been whining about for the past week, we have no fuckin' computer at home... the fuckin' thing is just fucked. We forked out $72 for a new AC Adaptor only to find that wasn't at fuckin' fault... it's the actual fuckin' laptop itself - the fucking connection must be fucked because we're not getting any fucking power and it can't be fuckin' charged. For fuck's sake, this is just not the kind of fuckin' shit I need... especially coming into a long weekend. No emails (as they're blocked at work), no fuckin' anything. Fuckin' money required to repair it that we don't have. Seriously, fuck everything - especially that fucking computer and it's broken state of fuckin' self.

 

 

Fuck the lap top, fuck the AC Adaptor, fuck the connection - fuck them all!

Backed. They're all fucked - and fuckin' broken. So fuck them all and may they all burn in fuckin' hell.

 

 

Fuckin' right on. M.o.t.h.e.r F.u.c.k.e.r.s

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Fucking fuck the fuckin' world! As I have been whining about for the past week, we have no fuckin' computer at home... the fuckin' thing is just fucked. We forked out $72 for a new AC Adaptor only to find that wasn't at fuckin' fault... it's the actual fuckin' laptop itself - the fucking connection must be fucked because we're not getting any fucking power and it can't be fuckin' charged. For fuck's sake, this is just not the kind of fuckin' shit I need... especially coming into a long weekend. No emails (as they're blocked at work), no fuckin' anything. Fuckin' money required to repair it that we don't have. Seriously, fuck everything - especially that fucking computer and it's broken state of fuckin' self.

 

 

Fuck the lap top, fuck the AC Adaptor, fuck the connection - fuck them all!

Backed. They're all fucked - and fuckin' broken. So fuck them all and may they all burn in fuckin' hell.

 

 

Fuckin' right on. M.o.t.h.e.r F.u.c.k.e.r.s

Awesome. Who else wants a ticket on this motherfuckin' Hate-Train?!

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I'm on the muthafuckin' hate train brother Geoff! Been a shitty fuckin day, been a shitty fuckin week and I don't think it's getting any fuckin' better any fuckin' time soon.

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I'm on the muthafuckin' hate train brother Geoff! Been a shitty fuckin day, been a shitty fuckin week and I don't think it's getting any fuckin' better any fuckin' time soon.

I say fuck yeah, my brother Keith. All I can say is I hope it gets better for you over the fuckin' weekend and you sell a fuckload of shit at your yard sale. You, uh, selling any porn, or anything like that?

 

I forgot to mention, the fuckers at LG want to charge $50 to look at my computer before they quote, and $32 to courier it to and from their office - because they're only open 9-5 weekdays, and my wife and I can't get there. So that's $82 before the fuckers even let us know what's wrong with it and what it'll cost. *Me to them* "I want to slice you, you motherfuckers." That was me. And I was fuckin' angry.

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Everyone's fuckin' aggressive on this fuckin' thread lately. :whistle:

 

No we're fucking not - now Fuck off!!

Straight fuckin' back at ya !!!! :nyanya:

What's with the fuckin' accents here, can barely fuckin' understand anything the two of you are fuckin' saying... ;)

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Everyone's fuckin' aggressive on this fuckin' thread lately. :whistle:

 

No we're fucking not - now Fuck off!!

Straight fuckin' back at ya !!!! :nyanya:

What's with the fuckin' accents here, can barely fuckin' understand anything the two of you are fuckin' saying... ;)

 

He's a fuckin' Southerner you know - I can't understand a fuckin' thing he says either! Just humour him!!

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Everyone's fuckin' aggressive on this fuckin' thread lately. :whistle:

 

No we're fucking not - now Fuck off!!

Straight fuckin' back at ya !!!! :nyanya:

What's with the fuckin' accents here, can barely fuckin' understand anything the two of you are fuckin' saying... ;)

 

He's a fuckin' Southerner you know - I can't understand a fuckin' thing he says either! Just humour him!!

Fuckin' shoulda known, plus he's probably fuckin' distraught after getting his fuckin' ass beat at FIFA 08... ;)

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Everyone's fuckin' aggressive on this fuckin' thread lately. :whistle:

 

No we're fucking not - now Fuck off!!

Straight fuckin' back at ya !!!! :nyanya:

What's with the fuckin' accents here, can barely fuckin' understand anything the two of you are fuckin' saying... ;)

 

He's a fuckin' Southerner you know - I can't understand a fuckin' thing he says either! Just humour him!!

Fuckin' shoulda known, plus he's probably fuckin' distraught after getting his fuckin' ass beat at FIFA 08... ;)

 

Exacta fuckin' mundo. Something about Wotters and fuckin' football - They just don't fuckin' go together! :whistle:

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Everyone's fuckin' aggressive on this fuckin' thread lately. :whistle:

 

No we're fucking not - now Fuck off!!

Straight fuckin' back at ya !!!! :nyanya:

What's with the fuckin' accents here, can barely fuckin' understand anything the two of you are fuckin' saying... ;)

 

He's a fuckin' Southerner you know - I can't understand a fuckin' thing he says either! Just humour him!!

Fuckin' shoulda known, plus he's probably fuckin' distraught after getting his fuckin' ass beat at FIFA 08... ;)

 

Exacta fuckin' mundo. Something about Wotters and fuckin' football - They just don't fuckin' go together! :whistle:

Tee fuckin' Hee.. :whistle:

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TIM (2) 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Some fucker broke into my car last night stealing my laptop & a bag of clothes. I left my car for two minutes outside my flat. If I catch them they're gonna wish they'd never been fucking born. :bigboom:

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Some fucker broke into my car last night stealing my laptop & a bag of clothes. I left my car for two minutes outside my flat. If I catch them they're gonna wish they'd never been fucking born. :bigboom:

I'm fuckin' sorry mate.Fuckin' scumbag arseholes...

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Some fucker broke into my car last night stealing my laptop & a bag of clothes. I left my car for two minutes outside my flat. If I catch them they're gonna wish they'd never been fucking born. :bigboom:

I'm fuckin' sorry mate.Fuckin' scumbag arseholes...

 

The police have actually caught the two guys that did it! That just never happens. I now have to go & give a statement. I am going to take with me a great big fuck-off baseball bat & cause some pain. They just fucked with the wrong fucker.

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Some fucker broke into my car last night stealing my laptop & a bag of clothes. I left my car for two minutes outside my flat. If I catch them they're gonna wish they'd never been fucking born. :bigboom:

I'm fuckin' sorry mate.Fuckin' scumbag arseholes...

 

The police have actually caught the two guys that did it! That just never happens. I now have to go & give a statement. I am going to take with me a great big fuck-off baseball bat & cause some pain. They just fucked with the wrong fucker.

 

Holy fuckin' shit! That's fuckin' awesome that they caught those fuckers so quickly. Usually there's never a fuckin' cop around when you need one. Give those fuckers a shot in the fuckin' kneecaps from me brother!! :beerbang:

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Some fucker broke into my car last night stealing my laptop & a bag of clothes. I left my car for two minutes outside my flat. If I catch them they're gonna wish they'd never been fucking born. :bigboom:

I'm fuckin' sorry mate.Fuckin' scumbag arseholes...

 

The police have actually caught the two guys that did it! That just never happens. I now have to go & give a statement. I am going to take with me a great big fuck-off baseball bat & cause some pain. They just fucked with the wrong fucker.

 

Holy fuckin' shit! That's fuckin' awesome that they caught those fuckers so quickly. Usually there's never a fuckin' cop around when you need one. Give those fuckers a shot in the fuckin' kneecaps from me brother!! :beerbang:

Didja get your fuckin' shit back?

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Well the funny thing is, I live right by a police station which has loads of CCTV cameras so it was all caught on camera! Fucking dimwits. They haven't found my stuff yet, but I'm guessing once I've battered the fucks to within an inch of their life they'll be ready to tell me where I can find my stuff.

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Well the funny thing is, I live right by a police station which has loads of CCTV cameras so it was all caught on camera! Fucking dimwits.

 

 

Obviously these are not fucking candidates for Greatest Fuckin Criminal Minds of Our Time. Lucky for you!!

 

Hope you get your shit back!

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KEEF'S HAVING A YARD SALE!!!?!?!?! FUCK YEAH,I AM SO THERE :lol:

 

Fuck yea! Come on over and buy some of my old fuckin' cassette tapes and other crap!! I need the fuckin' money, those diapers and baby formula are fuckin' EXPENSIVE!!!

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KEEF'S HAVING A YARD SALE!!!?!?!?! FUCK YEAH,I AM SO THERE :lol:

 

Fuck yea! Come on over and buy some of my old fuckin' cassette tapes and other crap!! I need the fuckin' money, those diapers and baby formula are fuckin' EXPENSIVE!!!

So do they call it a fuckin' "Meter Sale" or some such in Canada/Europe? ;)

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It's fuckin' Friday night,just ate some spicy fuckin' chicken with a few fuckin' potato wedges,and will now watch the fuckin' tv.What an anarchic fuckin' rock n roll lifestyle I fuckin' lead... :crying::crying:

You give Motley fuckin' Crue a run for their money!!!

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