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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

:rofl2: Holy fuck that was awesome. :rofl2: I just about spit soda too. Fuck that was good. Let us know how it fucking goes Bob.

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

:rofl2: Holy fuck that was awesome. :rofl2: I just about spit soda too. Fuck that was good. Let us know how it fucking goes Bob.

That's fuckin' awesome, Bob. Actually, I have a friend who's a cop. I'm going to ask if he can arrange to write up two dummy parking tickets for my wife.

 

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Yep, that Fucking Friday's come around again.

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Going in to work fucking late because my fucking job doesn't want to pay overtime.

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Waitin' for the fuckin' coffee to finish fuckin' brewing. Hurry the fuck up, you sweet, sweet fuckin' caffeine!!!

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Going in to work fucking late because my fucking job doesn't want to pay overtime.

 

Makes fuckin' sense to me !! ;)

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

:rofl2: Holy fuck that was awesome. :rofl2: I just about spit soda too. Fuck that was good. Let us know how it fucking goes Bob.

 

I was to fucking tired to give it a shot last night, I'll get her all drunked up tonight and she won't know what fucking hit her until she curls up in the fetal position screaming "it burns, it burns".

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

:rofl2: Holy fuck that was awesome. :rofl2: I just about spit soda too. Fuck that was good. Let us know how it fucking goes Bob.

 

I was to fucking tired to give it a shot last night, I'll get her all drunked up tonight and she won't know what fucking hit her until she curls up in the fetal position screaming "it burns, it burns".

 

Fuckin' :rofl2:

You're fuckin' killin' me bro!

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I just found out that my fucking wife got two fucking parking tickets totaling $160 while she had the fucking rental car from our accident and Enterprise charged my credit card. It looks like she's giving me anal sex tonight. :banana:

 

:rofl2: Way to turn a fuckin' negative into a fuckin' positive, Bob.

 

I do my fucking best to keep the cards in my favor.

 

Seriously man, I damn near spit fuckin' soda all over my fuckin' monitor when I read that one.

:rofl2: Holy fuck that was awesome. :rofl2: I just about spit soda too. Fuck that was good. Let us know how it fucking goes Bob.

 

I was to fucking tired to give it a shot last night, I'll get her all drunked up tonight and she won't know what fucking hit her until she curls up in the fetal position screaming "it burns, it burns".

 

Fuckin' :rofl2:

You're fuckin' killin' me bro!

I never fucking knew the severity of sickness you fucking have, Bob. Fucking :rofl2: anyway!!

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Is it fuckin safe to come in here? :unsure:

 

 

No it is fucking not safe. I'm still fucking tired and I need some fucking sleep and I had a fucked up day.

Bob fucking get ahold of you?

 

 

No he did not. Why the fuck do you ask? :unsure:

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Is it fuckin safe to come in here? :unsure:

 

 

No it is fucking not safe. I'm still fucking tired and I need some fucking sleep and I had a fucked up day.

Bob fucking get ahold of you?

 

 

No he did not. Why the fuck do you ask? :unsure:

Because you sound like you have a fucking pain in the ass.

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Is it fuckin safe to come in here? :unsure:

 

 

No it is fucking not safe. I'm still fucking tired and I need some fucking sleep and I had a fucked up day.

Bob fucking get ahold of you?

 

 

No he did not. Why the fuck do you ask? :unsure:

Because you sound like you have a fucking pain in the ass.

 

 

Sound? How can you fucking hear what I'm saying?

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Is it fuckin safe to come in here? :unsure:

 

 

No it is fucking not safe. I'm still fucking tired and I need some fucking sleep and I had a fucked up day.

Bob fucking get ahold of you?

 

 

No he did not. Why the fuck do you ask? :unsure:

Because you sound like you have a fucking pain in the ass.

 

 

Sound? How can you fucking hear what I'm saying?

You'd be amazed by what I can fucking hear. Now with that fucking tone in your voice I am not divulging to you my fucking secret. :rofl2:

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