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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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I have fuckin' deja-vu and fuckin' Groundhog day every fuckin' day... :crying:

 

Your Fucking French is fucking awesome Bud!

Merci fuckin' Beaucoup

 

C'est pas un fucking probleme cher Ian

Que fucking paso? Figured I'd pepper it with a little fucking Spanish OK Hasta fucking levitra.

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Going to watch the mighty Eels tonight... we're probably going to fuckin' lose but I'm looking forward to it. Sure as all fuck it had to rain for the first time in about a month today so it's nice and cold and wet for to-fucking-night. It's was so nice and warm this morning so I didn't bring any... uh, I mean many clothes but it looks like I'll freeze my balls off tonight because of this decision.

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My fucking brother-in-law took off my MP3 player software on my fucking computer...I'm going to fucking kill that motherfucker!!! Now I have to re-install the fucking shit...fuck, that puts me in a real bad fucking mood.

 

By the way happy fucking Friday to all. :drink:

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TIM (2) 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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My fucking brother-in-law took off my MP3 player software on my fucking computer...I'm going to fucking kill that motherfucker!!! Now I have to re-install the fucking shit...fuck, that puts me in a real bad fucking mood.

 

I'd definitely fuck him over for that. My Dad's done that to me before. Fucking dimwit.

 

It's fucking friday afternoon, and its fucking sunny here in London town. The chicks are all wearing their summer clothes, I'm leaving early from work, and its all fucking good.

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The chicks are all wearing their summer clothes, I'm leaving early from work, and its all fucking good.

 

Don't you just fucking love it when chicks wear their summer clothes.

 

Fucking right. Here in the UK they havent got a Fucking clue either, soon as a bit of sun comes out then off come their clothes. Naked lobster-red chicks everywhere! Fucking dumbos.

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The chicks are all wearing their summer clothes, I'm leaving early from work, and its all fucking good.

 

Don't you just fucking love it when chicks wear their summer clothes.

 

Fucking right. Here in the UK they havent got a Fucking clue either, soon as a bit of sun comes out then off come their clothes. Naked lobster-red chicks everywhere! Fucking dumbos.

 

:rofl2:

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

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Friday fuckin' night...I could've gone to a local fuckin' park to watch a couple of fuckin bands and have a fuckin' BBQ but we fuckin' bailed coz the fuckin' weather has cooled off fuckin' dramatically in the last fuckin couple of fuckin hours.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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The chicks are all wearing their summer clothes, I'm leaving early from work, and its all fucking good.

 

Don't you just fucking love it when chicks wear their summer clothes.

 

Fucking right. Here in the UK they havent got a Fucking clue either, soon as a bit of sun comes out then off come their clothes. Naked lobster-red chicks everywhere! Fucking dumbos.

 

:rofl2:

Ah fucking summertime. No bra season!! It's summer almost year round here. ;)

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

Did she at least bring some fuckin' beer?

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

Did she at least bring some fuckin' beer?

At least she should fucking do that!! :rofl2: My heart goes out to ya...Let her get online and have a fucking cyber chat with Geoff. :geoffadillos:

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

Did she at least bring some fuckin' beer?

 

No, but when I mentioned that I could really use a fuckin' beer but didn't have any fuckin' $$ to buy any, she handed me a couple of bucks and told me to go fuckin' buy some. So that's a notch in her fuckin' favor, until the 12 pack I bought runs out anyway :tumbsup:

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

Did she at least bring some fuckin' beer?

 

No, but when I mentioned that I could really use a fuckin' beer but didn't have any fuckin' $$ to buy any, she handed me a couple of bucks and told me to go fuckin' buy some. So that's a notch in her fuckin' favor, until the 12 pack I bought runs out anyway :tumbsup:

 

 

My mother in law would go to the fucking liquor store with me and get drunk with me.

I guess I pretty lucky that I get along with my in-laws really well.

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Fuckin'A... my mother is comin' to to spend the fuckin' weekend with us and the new young'un. Just fuckin' kill me now. :yikes:

 

Can't wait for the full fuckin' run down of how it went :lol:

 

She's fuckin' stayin till fuckin' TUESDAY now!! :doh:

Did she at least bring some fuckin' beer?

 

No, but when I mentioned that I could really use a fuckin' beer but didn't have any fuckin' $$ to buy any, she handed me a couple of bucks and told me to go fuckin' buy some. So that's a notch in her fuckin' favor, until the 12 pack I bought runs out anyway :tumbsup:

 

 

My mother in law would go to the fucking liquor store with me and get drunk with me.

I guess I pretty lucky that I get along with my in-laws really well.

Fuckin' awesome, my in-laws are cool but not that cool. My Father-in-law (RIP) always made sure he had at least a fuckin' sixpack of good imported/microbrew if he knew I was coming over. :drink:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Dont worry Keef, Fuckin Tuesday is commin;)

Good fucking thing you wrote commin' and not cummin' :yikes:

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