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I wish I was more fucking muscular. Like Geoff. :(

Most people do. Sometimes I think having massive muscles is a curse. Then I single-handedly remove a kitten from a tree while I hold a treadmill above my head and I realise I got something special going on.

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Who let the fuckin' cows out? Moo, moo, moo!

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Who let the fuckin' cows out? Moo, moo, moo!

Sorry dude, that was me. They looked so fuckin' sad and confined in their fuckin' paddock; now I think they were just milking it. Like I'm doing now to one of them as we speak. *slurp, squiggle, giggle, slurp, slosh, slurp*

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If I hear Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" one more fuckin' time this fuckin' week I am gonna fuckin' SNAP. Thanks to the fuckin' use of the song on the fuckin' Sopranos series finale this past weekend, that fuckin' song is fuckin' EVERYWHERE all of a fuckin' sudden. I fuckin' HATE that song!! I have ALWAYS fuckin' hated that song! :angry:

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If I hear Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" one more fuckin' time this fuckin' week I am gonna fuckin' SNAP. Thanks to the fuckin' use of the song on the fuckin' Sopranos series finale this past weekend, that fuckin' song is fuckin' EVERYWHERE all of a fuckin' sudden. I fuckin' HATE that song!! I have ALWAYS fuckin' hated that song! :angry:

 

I fuckin' love that song... I'm such a fuckin' sap... :anon:

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Does anyone know anything about a fuckin' pile of fuckin' shit... <_<

Yes,I hear that somebody fuckin fell in some in Brimingham..or Maybe it was In

Kent...Perhaps..Fuck that sucks...

Not in fuckin' Norfolkzzzzzzz then.

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Happy fucking retirement, Bob! Enjoy the pink cocktails at the party for the rest of your life!

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Backed. It's Saturday night and I should be out drinking beer with my mates or brothers as I watch this fuckin' football *too scared to use term 'footy' after yesterday'sun-paralleled beatings* but instead I sit here like a fucker with my little puppy and the football on the radio... trying to get this fuckin' music onto this fuckin' Gigabeat.

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Happy fuckin' retirement Bob! ;)

 

FUCK-IN-A, thanks Pete.

Gotta fuckin' remember Bob. You can't be so fuckin' literal around some... <_<

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Fuckin' sunny,fuckin' pisses down,fuckin' sunny again...Fuckin' weather...

Sounds like fuckin' Florida. Only place I've seen where it can fuckin' downpour in a 3 square foot area and not fuckin' rain anywhere else.

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It was a little like that here today too... sort of. It basically belted rain out all day, but there were a couple of sneaky little fuckin' sunny patches. Jeeeeeezus? Whaddareyouupto?

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