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The fuck thread police is back.

Only cuz some of you fuckers have been busting 'em before I do :P

Holy shit fucking sue me...

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Fuckin' Thursday, this week is fucking killing me... <_<

 

I fuckin' second that.

 

Although since Wes already fuckin' seconded it, I guess that means I fuckin' third it.

 

By the way, Pete, your new signature fuckin' rules. "Love Destruction" is a fuckin' awesome song. Now I wish I had my fuckin' Warrior Soul CDs with me today.

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Fuckin' Thursday, this week is fucking killing me... <_<

 

I fuckin' second that.

 

Although since Wes already fuckin' seconded it, I guess that means I fuckin' third it.

 

By the way, Pete, your new signature fuckin' rules. "Love Destruction" is a fuckin' awesome song. Now I wish I had my fuckin' Warrior Soul CDs with me today.

 

I will say it's been a long fucking week. Parts of the week have been great but, work has just sucked. Breaks and lunches have been awesome though. ;)

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Fuckin' Thursday, this week is fucking killing me... <_<

 

I fuckin' second that.

 

Although since Wes already fuckin' seconded it, I guess that means I fuckin' third it.

 

By the way, Pete, your new signature fuckin' rules. "Love Destruction" is a fuckin' awesome song. Now I wish I had my fuckin' Warrior Soul CDs with me today.

 

Especially when it's a fucked up week, Warrior Soul is always a good choice for me. :taz:

 

It's cleansing somehow... :banger:

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Fuckin' Thursday, this week is fucking killing me... <_<

 

I fuckin' second that.

 

Although since Wes already fuckin' seconded it, I guess that means I fuckin' third it.

 

By the way, Pete, your new signature fuckin' rules. "Love Destruction" is a fuckin' awesome song. Now I wish I had my fuckin' Warrior Soul CDs with me today.

 

Especially when it's a fucked up week, Warrior Soul is always a good choice for me. :taz:

 

It's cleansing somehow... :banger:

 

If you REALLY want to brighten up your fuckin' week, check out the fuckin' HOT new pic of Mira Fuckin' Sorvino that I just posted in the Major Fuckin' Babe-Age thread. :P

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Fuckin' Thursday, this week is fucking killing me... <_<

 

I fuckin' second that.

 

Although since Wes already fuckin' seconded it, I guess that means I fuckin' third it.

 

By the way, Pete, your new signature fuckin' rules. "Love Destruction" is a fuckin' awesome song. Now I wish I had my fuckin' Warrior Soul CDs with me today.

 

Can I fuckin' fourth that is week has really sucked big hairy sweaty horse balls. Everything that could have fucking gone wrong has.

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This fuckin' week's been okay for me, as far as a working week can go. As long as I don't look at my bank account, which is currently really, really fuckin' worrying, it's gone sort of quick for me. It's Friday now, the fridge is full of fuckin' beer and my mates are coming over tonight to watch the footy and hit the booze. No better way to end the fuckin' week if you ask me.

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What a fuckin' afternoon. The wife and I went to fuckin' Walmart and bought a new barbecue grill cuz our old one was fuckin' shot. Of course, it's "some assembly required." I took that fucker out of the box this afternoon, started laying pieces out all over the fuckin' deck, and looked at the instructions... which of course, were in those fuckin' oh-so-helpful pictographs without any fuckin' words. After a half an hour of trying to decipher those fuckin' hieroglyphics, it's safe to say that I was mildly fuckin' annoyed. After 90 minutes I was officially fuckin' pissed. By the two hour mark (!) I was seriously fuckin' homicidal. My local WalMart is lucky I didn't return a box full of random pieces to their fuckin' store, but I took a fuckin' break, had a fuckin' beer, got back to fuckin' work and FINALLY completed the assembly of that fucker. It actually fuckin' worked fine too! (I'm not the most mechanical guy so I half fuckin' expected the thing to just explode when I hit the fuckin' "ignitor" button...) We cooked some fuckin' hamburgers on that fucker for dinner and MMM-MMM, they were some fuckin' good eatin... so all's fuckin' well that ends fuckin' well I suppose! :P

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What a fuckin' afternoon. The wife and I went to fuckin' Walmart and bought a new barbecue grill cuz our old one was fuckin' shot. Of course, it's "some assembly required." I took that fucker out of the box this afternoon, started laying pieces out all over the fuckin' deck, and looked at the instructions... which of course, were in those fuckin' oh-so-helpful pictographs without any fuckin' words. After a half an hour of trying to decipher those fuckin' hieroglyphics, it's safe to say that I was mildly fuckin' annoyed. After 90 minutes I was officially fuckin' pissed. By the two hour mark (!) I was seriously fuckin' homicidal. My local WalMart is lucky I didn't return a box full of random pieces to their fuckin' store, but I took a fuckin' break, had a fuckin' beer, got back to fuckin' work and FINALLY completed the assembly of that fucker. It actually fuckin' worked fine too! (I'm not the most mechanical guy so I half fuckin' expected the thing to just explode when I hit the fuckin' "ignitor" button...) We cooked some fuckin' hamburgers on that fucker for dinner and MMM-MMM, they were some fuckin' good eatin... so all's fuckin' well that ends fuckin' well I suppose! :P

 

Fucking Keef the Beef. Monster griller.

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Keef the Beef.

 

That's my fuckin' stage name when I do porn. How the fuck did you know? :P

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My brother, the poor fuckin' bastard, got caught drink driving (twice) five hours down the fuckin' coast on Saturday night. So now he's stuck without a license at Bateman's Bay for a week at a fuckin' caravan park. My other brother and I are driving down there next week to pick the poor fucker up and one of us drive his car back home. Originally we were going to do it yesterday, but he decided he may as well stay down there for the week and try to get something out of his fucking week off, as the caravan park is on a lake and beach and he can obviously still surf and fish all he wants. Just can't do anything else or go anywhere else. Or drive home. Poor fucker. I know some may say it serves him right, but who here hasn't done it? It's going to be a long trip next Saturday. Hope the weather's nice and at least we'll get a fuckin' surf out of the trip.

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What a fuckin' afternoon. The wife and I went to fuckin' Walmart and bought a new barbecue grill cuz our old one was fuckin' shot. Of course, it's "some assembly required." I took that fucker out of the box this afternoon, started laying pieces out all over the fuckin' deck, and looked at the instructions... which of course, were in those fuckin' oh-so-helpful pictographs without any fuckin' words. After a half an hour of trying to decipher those fuckin' hieroglyphics, it's safe to say that I was mildly fuckin' annoyed. After 90 minutes I was officially fuckin' pissed. By the two hour mark (!) I was seriously fuckin' homicidal. My local WalMart is lucky I didn't return a box full of random pieces to their fuckin' store, but I took a fuckin' break, had a fuckin' beer, got back to fuckin' work and FINALLY completed the assembly of that fucker. It actually fuckin' worked fine too! (I'm not the most mechanical guy so I half fuckin' expected the thing to just explode when I hit the fuckin' "ignitor" button...) We cooked some fuckin' hamburgers on that fucker for dinner and MMM-MMM, they were some fuckin' good eatin... so all's fuckin' well that ends fuckin' well I suppose! :P

 

Fucking Keef the Beef. Monster griller.

 

I hate putting those fucking things together...it's well worth spending the assembly fee.

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Good Fuckin Monday Morning Fellow Favorite Fuckers :lol:

 

 

Freddy, glad you got your fuckin grill together...Still think you deserve the husband of the fuckin year award!

 

Windier than FUCK drivin home yesterday, couldn't hardly keep my truck on the fuckin road!

 

Glad to be Home.

 

 

:bananamac:

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I don't know if you guys have seen this before...this is some fucking scary shit.

 

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/

 

:rofl2: You had me for a minute there

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Good Fuckin Monday Morning Fellow Favorite Fuckers :lol:

 

 

 

 

Windier than FUCK drivin home yesterday, couldn't hardly keep my truck on the fuckin road!

 

Glad to be Home.

 

 

:bananamac:

 

 

 

You people need to plant some fucking trees in that fucking state.

I've been there many times and it don't matter what fucking car I'm driving, the wind always about blows me off the fucking road.

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Good Fuckin Monday Morning Fellow Favorite Fuckers :lol:

 

 

 

 

Windier than FUCK drivin home yesterday, couldn't hardly keep my truck on the fuckin road!

 

Glad to be Home.

 

 

:bananamac:

 

 

 

You people need to plant some fucking trees in that fucking state.

I've been there many times and it don't matter what fucking car I'm driving, the wind always about blows me off the fucking road.

 

Are you fucking telling me you have been blown in Wyoming?

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Good Fuckin Monday Morning Fellow Favorite Fuckers :lol:

 

 

 

 

Windier than FUCK drivin home yesterday, couldn't hardly keep my truck on the fuckin road!

 

Glad to be Home.

 

 

:bananamac:

 

 

 

You people need to plant some fucking trees in that fucking state.

I've been there many times and it don't matter what fucking car I'm driving, the wind always about blows me off the fucking road.

 

Are you fucking telling me you have been blown in Wyoming?

 

 

Do I have to fucking spell it out for you? :lol:

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Do I have to fucking spell it out for you? :lol:

 

Would you fucking mind?

 

 

Yes I do fucking mind. I'm a gentleman and I don't talk about stuff like that.

 

Interesting. I am gentle man. Word is fucking bond. I have achieved inner piece from Eric Brittingham. That and a kick ass spicy cajun shrimp recipe.

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Do I have to fucking spell it out for you? :lol:

 

Would you fucking mind?

 

 

Yes I do fucking mind. I'm a gentleman and I don't talk about stuff like that.

 

Interesting. I am gentle man. Word is fucking bond. I have achieved inner piece from Eric Brittingham. That and a kick ass spicy cajun shrimp recipe.

 

 

Inner Piece has eluded me for many years.

You are very fortunate to be able to fucking achieve something so precious from someone that is so wise.

 

Any chance you could hook a brother up with that tasty recipe? :P

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Do I have to fucking spell it out for you? :lol:

 

Would you fucking mind?

 

 

Yes I do fucking mind. I'm a gentleman and I don't talk about stuff like that.

 

Interesting. I am gentle man. Word is fucking bond. I have achieved inner piece from Eric Brittingham. That and a kick ass spicy cajun shrimp recipe.

 

 

Inner Piece has eluded me for many years.

You are very fortunate to be able to fucking achieve something so precious from someone that is so wise.

 

Any chance you could hook a brother up with that tasty recipe? :P

Fucking done my brother.

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