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Hey Geoff, whatcha fuckin' cooking for dinner today. I'm getting kind of hungry!

Pizza Hut are cooking pizza for me tonight, when my wife finishes work. Which I'm hoping is kind of soon as the Eels are up soon and I am fucking starving.

 

My wife usually leaves the crusts. You want me to send them to you?

 

As long as they're fucking stuffed crusts :tumbsup:

 

 

 

Damn fucking skippy. Go on and send me that stuffed crust.

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pardon me while i start screaming my fucking head off.

 

Please fuckin' don't. The fuckin baby has a fuckin fever and he's doing plenty of fuckin screaming already thank you, I can't fuckin take much more. Thank the fuckin Maker that he's fuckin passed out taking a fuckin nap right now. Ahhh, blessed fuckin silence!!

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pardon me while i start screaming my fucking head off.

 

Please fuckin' don't. The fuckin baby has a fuckin fever and he's doing plenty of fuckin screaming already thank you, I can't fuckin take much more. Thank the fuckin Maker that he's fuckin passed out taking a fuckin nap right now. Ahhh, blessed fuckin silence!!

 

 

keef, cuz i fuckin adore you, i will not start screaming my fuckin head off. :)

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pardon me while i start screaming my fucking head off.

 

Please fuckin' don't. The fuckin baby has a fuckin fever and he's doing plenty of fuckin screaming already thank you, I can't fuckin take much more. Thank the fuckin Maker that he's fuckin passed out taking a fuckin nap right now. Ahhh, blessed fuckin silence!!

 

 

keef, cuz i fuckin adore you, i will not start screaming my fuckin head off. :)

 

Then who the fuck is that fuckin screaming that I can hear in the fuckin distance????

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pardon me while i start screaming my fucking head off.

 

Please fuckin' don't. The fuckin baby has a fuckin fever and he's doing plenty of fuckin screaming already thank you, I can't fuckin take much more. Thank the fuckin Maker that he's fuckin passed out taking a fuckin nap right now. Ahhh, blessed fuckin silence!!

 

 

keef, cuz i fuckin adore you, i will not start screaming my fuckin head off. :)

 

Then who the fuck is that fuckin screaming that I can hear in the fuckin distance????

 

 

I dont know what the fuck you are talking about. :whistle:

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Fuck.it's fuckin' warm.........

 

 

I'll take fuckin' warm over fuckin hot and humid.

I think it's fuckin' turning that fuckin'way here........

 

It was fuckin 47C in my shed earlier - fuck me :yikes:

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Fuck.it's fuckin' warm.........

 

 

I'll take fuckin' warm over fuckin hot and humid.

I think it's fuckin' turning that fuckin'way here........

 

It was fuckin 47C in my shed earlier - fuck me :yikes:

That's slightly fuckin' warm.......... :whistle:

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It's fucking raining again... but the day is sort of almost done... hopefully pretty fucking soon. Still way too fucking busy.

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