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heaven&hell

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I had a banana for breakfast.

 

It was sexy.

 

 

 

I have a bad case of sexy.

 

Are you a banana?

 

 

 

No I just have a bad case of sexy.

The doctor tells me there's no cure.

 

Sorry. Have you learned to live with it?

 

 

 

I do the best I can.

 

Such a trooper.

 

 

Like Iron Maiden. :banger:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

 

 

The news that I have a bad case of Sexy doesn't excite you? :anon:

'Bout as excitin' as a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man's ass.... :anon:

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

 

 

The news that I have a bad case of Sexy doesn't excite you? :anon:

'Bout as excitin' as a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man's ass.... :anon:

 

 

 

I think it's awesome that you would know how exciting a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man' ass would be. :anon:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

 

 

The news that I have a bad case of Sexy doesn't excite you? :anon:

'Bout as excitin' as a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man's ass.... :anon:

 

 

 

I think it's awesome that you would know how exciting a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man' ass would be. :anon:

That's the whole point. It is NOT exciting at all.... :puke:

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heaven&hell Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

heaven&hell

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

 

 

The news that I have a bad case of Sexy doesn't excite you? :anon:

'Bout as excitin' as a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man's ass.... :anon:

 

 

 

I think it's awesome that you would know how exciting a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man' ass would be. :anon:

That's the whole point. It is NOT exciting at all.... :puke:

 

 

I guess it's perfect for this thread since this is the uninteresting thread.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

 

 

The news that I have a bad case of Sexy doesn't excite you? :anon:

'Bout as excitin' as a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man's ass.... :anon:

 

 

 

I think it's awesome that you would know how exciting a case of hemorrhoids on a homeless man' ass would be. :anon:

That's the whole point. It is NOT exciting at all.... :puke:

 

 

I guess it's perfect for this thread since this is the uninteresting thread.

Very uninteresting

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Jeezus wept! Get it away! That's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too interesting for this thread. She can eat my banana anytime she wants...

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Jeezus wept! Get it away! That's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too interesting for this thread. She can eat my banana anytime she wants...

Then what would you do for a banana???? :blink:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Wow if I was home this banter would have bored me to tears... :crying::crying::crying:

 

The fact that you used the word banter qualifies you as an expert at boredom.

You're probably right...**yawn**

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Banter is another British word, like Bint... isn't it? Lot's of B's here. Anyone else notice that? I did.

If B's were Z's we'd all be asleep right now...

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I just realized that since my son turned 4 this weekend, that I have to change the part of my profile here that sez "Married and father of a 3 year old." Man, they grow up so fast.

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I just realized that since my son turned 4 this weekend, that I have to change the part of my profile here that sez "Married and father of a 3 year old." Man, they grow up so fast.

I may be wrong here but you will probably have to change it once a year at least...

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I just realized that since my son turned 4 this weekend, that I have to change the part of my profile here that sez "Married and father of a 3 year old." Man, they grow up so fast.

I may be wrong here but you will probably have to change it once a year at least...

 

 

 

Unless he was born on Feb. 29th. ;)

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I want to go to Tonga and Samoa, and Niue too. Anyone wanna throw a few dollars my way? I'm thinking anniversary. (I know, so soon - but you gotta have something to look forward to :()

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