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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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I just had a shave.

 

Me too! I was going to skip it this morning as I was short on time but my son told me I was "too scratchy" when he gave me a good morning hug.

 

All together now... awwwwwwwww.....

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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I haven't shaved since Sunday. People call me rugged. Anyone need sandpaper for a cupboard or something?

Don't go down on your wife until you shave. You'll set her on fire. Literally.

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I haven't shaved since Sunday. People call me rugged. Anyone need sandpaper for a cupboard or something?

Don't go down on your wife until you shave. You'll set her on fire. Literally.

I light her fire everytime, shaved or unshaved.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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I haven't shaved since Sunday. People call me rugged. Anyone need sandpaper for a cupboard or something?

Don't go down on your wife until you shave. You'll set her on fire. Literally.

I light her fire everytime, shaved or unshaved.

I knew you'd write that. That's why I put literally

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I love that feeling, my underwear just feels so good against... uh... I mean uh, my chin feels so smooth... and stuff...

 

I had to look twice.... I first thought Geoff posted that.

Okay, so sometimes we shave each other's scrotums. I mean, seriously, is that really so wrong?

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I love that feeling, my underwear just feels so good against... uh... I mean uh, my chin feels so smooth... and stuff...

 

I had to look twice.... I first thought Geoff posted that.

Okay, so sometimes we shave each other's scrotums. I mean, seriously, is that really so wrong?

 

 

:yikes:

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It takes a sensitive hand and feather-light technique to shave a scrotum, not that I'd know.

 

 

..Or a blunt cut throat razor after 14 pints - you decide??

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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It takes a sensitive hand and feather-light technique to shave a scrotum, not that I'd know.

 

 

..Or a blunt cut throat razor after 14 pints - you decide??

Steady now...

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My scrotum is like leather and I shave it with a carving knife.

 

On another note, knocked off 3 beers in very quick succession at lunch so even if today has been busy as all-f*ck I'm feeling pretty okay.

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I'm gonna read the newspaper soon.. :yikes:

Watch out for the article on the person who ate a polar bear. Shocked the hell out of me when I saw it.

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It takes a sensitive hand and feather-light technique to shave a scrotum, not that I'd know.

 

 

..Or a blunt cut throat razor after 14 pints - you decide??

Steady now...

 

You guys trying to get that extra inch? Not that I've ever shaved my scrotum :whistle:

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It takes a sensitive hand and feather-light technique to shave a scrotum, not that I'd know.

 

 

..Or a blunt cut throat razor after 14 pints - you decide??

Steady now...

 

You guys trying to get that extra inch? Not that I've ever shaved my scrotum :whistle:

 

 

Who needs an extra Inch? Geoff over to you!!! :whistle:

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It takes a sensitive hand and feather-light technique to shave a scrotum, not that I'd know.

 

 

..Or a blunt cut throat razor after 14 pints - you decide??

Steady now...

 

You guys trying to get that extra inch? Not that I've ever shaved my scrotum :whistle:

 

 

Who needs an extra Inch? Geoff over to you!!! :whistle:

One more inch and this thing would need a 4th postcode assigned to it!

 

At lunch I will be selling a TV Cabinet from the boot of my car in a dusty carpark. It will be a cash in hand exchange. I'm thinking of buying a cigarette, maybe a cool gangster-looking sort of hat and maybe a balaclava to put around my mouth. I just want to look the part. What part that is... well, I'm not sure yet.

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