The Uninteresting Thread

[Blue Charvel]

May the squirrels have mercy on brother Wes... if they're even familiar with the term 'Mercy'.

 

Yeah Wes, hang tight. If they are feeling merciful they'll eat your eyes first so you can't see while they're eating you alive.

[Geoff]

One can only assume, in the midst of this deathly silence, that the squirrels have taken Wes.

[heaven&hell]

One can only assume, in the midst of this deathly silence, that the squirrels have taken Wes.

 

 

 

I'm still alive...................For now.

 

Their numbers are growing as I type and I just pray that my 911 call got through before they cut my phone lines.

[Geoff]

I've seen them chew through those phone lines before... crafty little bastards.

[Li§a]

Hey Wes.... remember those bunnies you murdered on your vacation? I guess you didn't know that squirrels and bunnies chat through Yahoo, did ya?

[heaven&hell]

Hey Wes.... remember those bunnies you murdered on your vacation? I guess you didn't know that squirrels and bunnies chat through Yahoo, did ya?

 

 

 

I knew that would come back to haunt me.

[Nick C]

Me want sleep bad

[heaven&hell]

Me want sleep bad

 

 

Me want beer bad

[Rockposer]

I've just spoken to a call centre in India.

[Fat Freddy]

Me want sleep bad

 

 

Me want beer bad

 

Me want beer bad too. Even though it's only 9:30 in the morning. Does this mean I have a problem?

[Rockposer]

Me want sleep bad

 

 

Me want beer bad

 

Me want beer bad too. Even though it's only 9:30 in the morning. Does this mean I have a problem?

 

Please define the problem area - Beer, 9.30 or morning?

[heaven&hell]

I am drinking a glass a wine as my dog barks non stop at me.

 

I think he's barking because he wants my wine, as he sometimes does this when I'm drinking beer. Did I mention that my dog is a full blown alcoholic?

[Geoff]

Anyone noticed this is page 69?

[heaven&hell]

That's a very interesting number.

[Blue Charvel]

I'm enjoying a Heineken, does that make me Dutch?

[Geoff]

I'm enjoying a Heineken, does that make me Dutch?

 

Yes.

 

Pete wears clogs, pokes dykes and looks at spinning windmills! LOL!

[Blue Charvel]

I'm enjoying a Heineken, does that make me Dutch?

 

Yes.

 

Pete wears clogs, pokes dykes and looks at spinning windmills! LOL!

 

Hey man, everybody's got hobbies right?

[Geoff]

They certainly do. I etch clogs from blocks of wood.

[Li§a]

Pete wears clogs, pokes dykes and looks at spinning windmills! LOL!

 

Hey man, everybody's got hobbies right?

 

do any of the dykes get mad when you poke them?

[heaven&hell]

I have nothing interesting to say.

[Blue Charvel]

Pete wears clogs, pokes dykes and looks at spinning windmills! LOL!

 

Hey man, everybody's got hobbies right?

 

do any of the dykes get mad when you poke them?

 

Regardless of sexual persuasion, ladies are generally ecstatic after accepting any pokeage I have to offer.

[Geoff]

Pete wears clogs, pokes dykes and looks at spinning windmills! LOL!

 

Hey man, everybody's got hobbies right?

 

do any of the dykes get mad when you poke them?

 

Regardless of sexual persuasion, ladies are generally ecstatic after accepting any pokeage I have to offer.

 

And I never complained either. Meow.

[Nick C]

Anyone noticed this is page 69?

 

I bet the next page number is 70

[Blue Charvel]

Anyone noticed this is page 69?

 

I bet the next page number is 70

 

No way.

[heaven&hell]

Anyone noticed this is page 69?

 

I bet the next page number is 70

 

No way.

 

 

 

Way