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Good Evening Barkeeper.

 

Can you pour me another beer please?

 

Buzzed.

 

Good Evening Barkeeper.

 

Can you pour me one too?

 

What do you mean you got no more liquor?

 

Wes drank it all?

 

Damn.

 

Disappointed.

 

 

Sorry. :anon:

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Good Morning Metal God:

 

You're gonna shoot it, you're gonna shoot it, cuz you're Locked and Loaded.

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Good Morning Metal God:

 

You're gonna shoot it, you're gonna shoot it, cuz you're Locked and Loaded.

 

Maybe he's actually talking about a gun(a firearm)? :whistle:

 

 

God, I hope so. :whistle:

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Good Morning Metal God:

 

You're gonna shoot it, you're gonna shoot it, cuz you're Locked and Loaded.

 

Maybe he's actually talking about a gun(a firearm)? :whistle:

 

 

God, I hope so. :whistle:

 

 

At least 'Locked and Loaded' is a better song then 'Twist' and 'Drive'. :whistle:

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Good morning creeps,

 

Don't act surprised... you all knew it was in there somewhere. Now everyone just knows about it.

 

Identifier

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Good Morning Homer Simpson.

 

You're right, a first kiss DOES feel like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.

 

Woo hoo!

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Good afternoon Fish Farmers,

 

Don't come after midnight, I will be attending to norks and you will drown. I guarantee it!

 

Safety Bet

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I've never been into a mental asylum before.

 

.... but after visiting this thread for the first time I can sort-of guess what it'll be like.

Sorry mate, I would have offered to have you stay at my place after the Tuff gig, just not sure how it would have gone down with the wife.

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Good Afternoon tundra wanderers

 

He pulled a stick of celery, not as good as a knife but maybe he could fend off the mongol horde with it. He watched as they approached menacingly on horseback...no celery would just not do, slowly he reached for an overripe pumpkin.

 

Transcontinental

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Hello Jason, Geoff, Pete, Wes, Chris, who else was on that list??????? and all who sail in her.

 

Leave the carrot sheathed for I have....a rabbit...hahahahahaarrgghhhh evil cackle!

 

Dimple

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Good Morning King Arthur.

 

We daren't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's DYNAMITE!!

 

Run away, run away!!

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