GODDAMNIT!

[KarpetRydOFunk]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

walk a mile in my shoes.

What size are your shoes? I've got big ass feet.

 

10 in mens.

 

Holy shit!!

 

comming from you, that comment is not surprising.

I couldn't wear your shoes for a minute, let alone for a mile.

[heaven&hell]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

walk a mile in my shoes.

What size are your shoes? I've got big ass feet.

 

10 in mens.

 

Do you happen to have a pair of 13's?

[Widda]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

walk a mile in my shoes.

What size are your shoes? I've got big ass feet.

 

10 in mens.

 

Do you happen to have a pair of 13's?

 

that i dont have. even if i did, the minute i ask someone to walk in my shoes or help me, they split. go figure.

[Axelinger]

"Take your stinking shoes off me, you damn dirty ape!"

[Widda]

"Take your stinking shoes off me, you damn dirty ape!"

 

 

you aren't suppose to make me fuckin laugh.

[Axelinger]

It can't hurt; it's the best medicine - although if I've got a fractured pelvis, or shredded calf muscle, give me morphine, or nitrous oxide over a good belly laugh anytime. Actually, the nitrous oxide does induce laughter, so I stand corrected. When I tore my calf muscle, they gave me the gas, and even let me control the intake, so I found EVERYTHING really funny - from the paramedic's haircut to the thought of the ultimate destruction of all life on the planet - it was a laugh, man.

[Widda]

It can't hurt; it's the best medicine - although if I've got a fractured pelvis, or shredded calf muscle, give me morphine, or nitrous oxide over a good belly laugh anytime. Actually, the nitrous oxide does induce laughter, so I stand corrected. When I tore my calf muscle, they gave me the gas, and even let me control the intake, so I found EVERYTHING really funny - from the paramedic's haircut to the thought of the ultimate destruction of all life on the planet - it was a laugh, man.

 

 

i have found that sarcasm has staved off a total nervous breakdown. so far.

[cdjunky41]

It can't hurt; it's the best medicine - although if I've got a fractured pelvis, or shredded calf muscle, give me morphine, or nitrous oxide over a good belly laugh anytime. Actually, the nitrous oxide does induce laughter, so I stand corrected. When I tore my calf muscle, they gave me the gas, and even let me control the intake, so I found EVERYTHING really funny - from the paramedic's haircut to the thought of the ultimate destruction of all life on the planet - it was a laugh, man.

I'm gonna break my leg so I can score some of that good shit!!!

Want some Widda?

 

Sorry to hear about your mishap Axe!!

[Widda]

bleh. i can't even begin to describe the suck.

[Geoff]

bleh. i can't even begin to describe the suck.

Wow... the suck? As in, like, gently stroking the shaft and then enclosing hot, moist lips arou- *BOOM!*

 

Post over

[Widda]

bleh. i can't even begin to describe the suck.

Wow... the suck? As in, like, gently stroking the shaft and then enclosing hot, moist lips arou- *BOOM!*

 

Post over

 

 

Geoff, you are such a pervert.

[Axelinger]

"Take your stinking lips off me you damn, dirty suck!"

 

Once was okay; twice was pushing it; three times is milking it for more than it's worth.

[Widda]

"Take your stinking lips off me you damn, dirty suck!"

 

Once was okay; twice was pushing it; three times is milking it for more than it's worth.

 

 

 

you made me laugh. so that is a plus i guess.

[Jez]

"Take your stinking lips off me you damn, dirty suck!"

 

Once was okay; twice was pushing it; three times is milking it for more than it's worth.

 

 

 

you made me laugh. so that is a plus i guess.

 

 

Miracles do happen then!

[Widda]

"Take your stinking lips off me you damn, dirty suck!"

 

Once was okay; twice was pushing it; three times is milking it for more than it's worth.

 

 

 

you made me laugh. so that is a plus i guess.

 

 

Miracles do happen then!

 

 

that they do

[Widda]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

yep, its fuckin garbage.

[RichieZ]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

yep, its fuckin garbage.

 

I can relate a little bit, Widda. My life's felt like garbage on a couple occasions in the past year or so.

[Widda]

i have come to the conclusion, my life is garbage, or if it isn't, pretty damned close.

 

 

yep, its fuckin garbage.

 

I am sinning if i call life garbage, so i will call the things in my life garbage.

[Widda]

i have stopped waving at my sister when she drives by me, cuz the next time i do, it will only be with one finger.

[Geoff]

i have stopped waving at my sister when she drives by me, cuz the next time i do, it will only be with one finger.

Younger or older sister? Does she have kids? Married?

[Widda]

i have stopped waving at my sister when she drives by me, cuz the next time i do, it will only be with one finger.

Younger or older sister? Does she have kids? Married?

 

 

eldest sister, she is the eldest, i am the baby. 5 squacky naughty bratty kids and one walking abortion of a husband.

[Jimbo]

eldest sister, she is the eldest, i am the baby. 5 squacky naughty bratty kids and one walking abortion of a husband.

 

So they're French?

[Widda]

been a while since i have had anything flameworthy....

 

1. got felt up at the public pool by a five year old.

 

2. in love with two men i can not ever have.

 

3. i have to work on my birthday. and by the way i am turning 30 and do not fucking like it.

[Geoff]

1. I hope you kneed him in the balls and made his face into a meat pie.

 

2. Both married? Gay?

 

3. I can't remember a birthday I have not worked, but I agree with the 30 thing. It happened to me this year too and I hate/d it.

[chocularok]

1. I hope you kneed him in the balls and made his face into a meat pie.

 

2. Both married? Gay?

 

3. I can't remember a birthday I have not worked, but I agree with the 30 thing. It happened to me this year too and I hate/d it.

 

You're bitching about 30? I'm staring at the big 4-0 next year. Think I'll change my HH handle to "Methuselah".